Prompting Part XXXIV

[sherlockbbc_fic]

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Comments

Mycroft whump. HLV

[(Anonymous)]

When watching His Last Vow, after Sherlock had drugged everyone and tells John about his 'deal with the devil', for a moment I really thought he was going to take unconscious Mycroft to Magnussen.

Please can I see that. I'd love some good Mycroft whump.

Outcome is up to author. Bonus points for Lestrade.

Re: Mycroft whump. HLV

[(Anonymous)]

All the YES for Mycroft!whump... Especially when Magnussen is involved.

+ 1

Sherlock/John Punishment for Sherlock's drug use.

[(Anonymous)]

Dom!John punishes Sub!Sherlock for his drug use in HLV via spanking/caning/strap/implement of choice of your preference.
Would prefer it with loving and aftercare and comfort at the end after Sherlock's punishment is complete.

Re: Sherlock/John Punishment for Sherlock's drug use.

[(Anonymous)]

Mmmmmmyes

Mary+Sherlock/John TW: emotional manipulation,spankings,humiliation

[(Anonymous)]

Mary and Sherlock give John spankings "for his own good" and make him believe he deserves them. Because after that victim blaming scene in HLV, I'm craving some dark!Mary and dark!Sherlock joining forces against John

++ if the punishments get more and more humiliating and stop being private
+++++++++++ for Sherlock holding John's legs apart so Mary can spank his hole

Victim baming scene?

[(Anonymous)]

It must have passed me by, but I'd be very interested in learning what scene in HLV's considered victim blaming.

Home videos

[(Anonymous)]

I bet the Holmes parents have some home videos of young Sherlock and Mycroft being adorable together. And would be happy to send copies to their sons' friends (much to said sons' horror). Would love to see John, Lestrade and whoever else you want reacting to videos of the Holmes boys as kids.

Re: Home videos

[(Anonymous)]

I can just see Mrs Hudson awwwww-ing all through the vids!

Johnlock, Mary Faked her Pregnancy

[(Anonymous)]

John's dealt with a lot of betrayal in his life... this is the worst, however. Sherlock tried to tell him, but he didn't listen - even going so far as to claim that Sherlock didn't want him to be happy. Now, he has to make it up to Sherlock.

Re: Johnlock, Mary Faked her Pregnancy

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding!

Mycroft/John/Sherlock, John Hates Playing Judge Judy

[(Anonymous)]

Neither brother realizes the emotional toll their little spats take on their lover, who almost always ends up caught in the middle and forced to take sides.

John is tired of being forced to take sides, resulting in an even bigger fight. Lots of h/c and make-up sex, please!

Re: Mycroft/John/Sherlock, John Hates Playing Judge Judy

[(Anonymous)]

Yes

Mycroft is psychic

[(Anonymous)]

The reason Mycroft seems to see and know everything is that he has little psychic flashes of things that are going to happen. Taking a job that gives him control over CCTV and intelligence gathering is actually a convenient cover for knowing all the things he shouldn't know. He taught Sherlock the art of deduction so he'd have a cover if he developed abilities too, but he never did, and a wedge was driven between them because Sherlock knew he was keeping secrets but Mycroft was afraid that if Sherlock learned the truth he'd start doing experiments on himself to try and activate his powers.

Re: Mycroft is psychic

[(Anonymous)]

That's a really cool idea. I hope someone can run with it!

Johnlock - porny Sherlock lookalike

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock's in love with John and hopes John loves (or at least lusts for) him as well. Sherlock's planning to seduce him. In order to research what John likes he checks the porn on John's laptop. He finds a vast variety of very different porn files from vanilla stuff to hardcore porn, f/f, m/m, m/m/f, multi etc. not noticing at first that the only thing they all have in common is that one of the involved parties (even in the lesbian porn!) looks like Sherlock.

Bonus points for the semblance not to be obvious. John needs to point it out to him. Like maybe one guy doesn't look anything like Sherlock - only his eyes remind John of Sherlock's.

RTYI welcome!

Re: Johnlock - porny Sherlock lookalike

[cerulane.livejournal.com]

Seconded

[(Anonymous)]

I love the suggestions from HLV of Mycroft fighting back and taking Sherlock down when he pins him against the wall. I'm looking forward to seeing them filled.

But I also want the opposite. Can I have Mycroft hurt, maybe Sherlock did more damage than even he realised due to an old injury? Comhort from Greg and Greg remonstrating with Sherlock.

So basically, Mycorft whump with Greg h/c.

Sherlock Whump

[(Anonymous)]

What it says on the tin.

Recs/rtyis are also good.

Re: Sherlock Whump

[(Anonymous)]

There is never enough Sherlock whumpage! Second!

Homeless!Sherlock

[(Anonymous)]

Re-promp, maybe after seeing canon druggie BBC!Sherlock, someone will be inspired to write about this.

I didn't know I was desperate to read this promp until I stumbled upon it and I saw it's always ignored (with the exception of a very nice short one shot).
The promp is "Homeless!Sherlock", I'd prefer it as a "What if" rather than an "AU" (but an AU is OK too).
Some tips I'd like to see in the story:

-Sherlock never (not yet?) met Lestrade so he never started to help Scotland Yard, so never became a consulting detective and never really quitted heroin (however he managed to quite decrease the use of it) and lives on the streets for several years.
-Mycroft wants to help, but Sherlock don't want it and manages to hide from his "eyes" for long periods of time.
-John has returned from Afghanistan wounded and depressed, but within several months he managed to find a Job in a private (little?) clinic (or a hospital if you prefer) and still limps.
-Sherlock of course still has his Street Irregulars.
-One day John (you choose if : they already had a bit of acquaintance, or instead John only noticed him while going or/and return to work but they had never talked to each other.) see Sherlock pretty sick and rushes to help him, I thought of a bad flu or a mild malnutrition or something similar, so he brings Sherlock to the clinic/his house to heal him (but if you choose to go through the more serious overdose route and the hospitalization, it'll be ok for me too).
-Hurt and comfort is REALLY appreciated.
-Maybe next, John slowly helps Sherlock to find his life route.
-Johnlock! (I leave the rating to you, I like a bit of smut, but I don't mind if they kiss "only" and the rest is left to the readers)

Medium/long fics or multiple fills are VERY welcome but not mandatory. <3
Thanks and sorry for the bad english.

Re: Homeless!Sherlock

[(Anonymous)]

I would love to read this too, especially the part where Sherlock is sick and John cares for him. Seconded!

teeth-rotting fluff

[(Anonymous)]

I'm feeling down at the moment and would love some ickily-sweet fluff (johnlock, mystrade, sherstrade, mormor, not picky), please?

Pony-play - gang-bang, public sex

[(Anonymous)]

Groom John takes prissy pony Sherlock to the country so he can be properly bred by a suitable stallion.

He ends up as the main attraction at a play party, tied to the breeding stand in a stable yard, arse-up and helpless as the biggest and most well-endowed pony-boys John can find try to prove their worth to the assembled onlookers by filling John's pretty little filly with as much cum as possible.

Humiliation play is a bonus.

(No non-con, but role-play dub-con is fine)

Mystrade, TW: Eating Disorder

[(Anonymous)]

Mycroft is bulimic. Lestrade is the only one who knows.

Give me feels. Make them hurt.

(And please, no Sherlock!Bashing with blaming Sherlock for the eating disorder with all the diet jabs).

Gen or Holmescest, Living in Mycroft's Shadow

[(Anonymous)]

Can I please have super-intelligent kid-Sherlock living in the shadow of his 'perfect' older brother, who could do no wrong? And somewhat of a bully!Mycroft, calling Sherlock "stupid, so stupid" all the time?

Mycroft/fem!Sherlock, A/B/O, Menstruation

[(Anonymous)]

Omega!Sherlock lives with her older brother, Alpha!Mycroft, in Central London. She comes in particularly heavy that month, and the hormones drive Mycroft insane.

(Also compatible with John/fem!Sherlock and Moriarty/fem!Sherlock)

FILL PART 1/?: INTOXICATION (Holmescest, fem!Sherlock, omegaverse)

[(Anonymous)]

His car has barely come to a stop outside of his home before Mycroft is opening the door, finally able to stand on his two feet, on the pavement. After three hours on the road driving back from the monthly off-site meeting, held this month in the city of Bristol, Mycroft needs to stretch his body, all six foot two inches. He waits, impatiently, as his driver pulls his overnight bag and suitcase from the boot and passes them across. He gives the man a quick nod of dismissal and turns his back, long legs eating up distance of the short path to his front door, before the car engine has even started. Though to be fair, at twenty to midnight most people could excuse Mycroft his reluctance to dally, to stay out in the brisk, cold air of this inky black night.

Seconds later, the front door is locked behind him and his overnight bad ad suitcase placed next to the hallway table. Mycroft can’t hold back the yawn, and the crack of his jaw sounds like a gunshot in the quiet of the house. He blinks rapidly and even shakes his head in an attempt to clear the fuzzy feeling from his mind and listens for any signs of life.
Nothing. He presumes his sister is out for the night, or is already asleep. Neither option would surprise him the night after her monthly heat.

A sudden thought penetrates the drowsiness that’s settling upon him and he dives into his overnight bag and pulls out a small bag, leaving it on the side table where he knew his sister would find it the next morning. In the bag was a pack of tampons, a blister pack of painkillers he knew she preferred and a small bag of the Swiss chocolate he always craved.

After all, he might be the British Government, an alpha and a man but he knew better than to cross his omega sister just after her heat and during her period. That was why he had started the off-site meetings held each month in a different British city. He’s been predicting his sister’s heats for years; every month, right on his schedule, his car picked him up at five in the morning and he returned late the following night once the heat had passed. Only rarely did he have to tweak his schedule and he was thankful that Sherlock’s body was as habitual about her heats as she was about her experiments. If he ignored the small fact that he’d had to replace his entire range of tableware at least once a year and had to refurbish his kitchen twice.

And Mycroft was glad that the trip to Bristol didn’t need any minor rescheduling otherwise he’s sure he would still be listening to the whining of the Secretary of State for Health at how it would have clashed with … Mycroft ruthless cuts the errant train of thought off. He daren’t imagine what nonsense the politician gets up to in his free time. Why the man thought he could whine at Mycroft of all people was a little baffling but he’s sure that the plan already in play would stop the man from harassing him soon enough.

As he trudged up the stairs and into his own set of rooms on the left of the building, his tired mind cast back to the start of the week. Of how Sherlock, who was always quick to temper when faced with idiocy, had been snappy than normal with him when he offered her a cup of tea that Monday morning. He’d been careful not to draw any attention to the small spots that always seemed to appear on her pale skin at this time or her slightly bloated appearance, a lesson learnt in childhood and he still had the scars to remember that lesson, and the scolding from his mother still rang in his ears. And he definitely knew better than to remark on the fact that she wandered about their home wearing silk tops for most of the week, an attempt to ease the pain of rougher cotton against her sore nipples, a natural result of her body reacting to the omega chemicals coursing through her body. Mycroft was certain that mentioning that would have resulted in something worse than a couple of scars from sharp fingernails.

"Shezza" (S3 spoilers)

[(Anonymous)]

Something, anything, regarding Sherlock's addict persona and his time in drug dens. Gen or smut welcome.

Re: "Shezza" (S3 spoilers)

[(Anonymous)]

Yes please. I need more junkie!Sherlock in my life.

MEDFET!

[(Anonymous)]

It's been a while since we had any medfet on the meme. So let's have Doctor!John and Nurse!Mary play with Patient!Sherlock. Prostate massage, enemas, sounding, get it as kinky as possible.
(Fully consensual relationship please, and bonuses for it being Sherlock's first time and for description of aftercare)

Re: MEDFET!

[(Anonymous)]

Will always second more medfet on this meme.

Mystrade, Mpreg

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think that I've ever seen any Preg!Mycroft before, so can I have wanton and hormonal six-month-pregnant Mycroft just wanting to be roughly fucked by Lestrade?

Gen or whatever. Sherlock racing

[(Anonymous)]

There's a lot of fix it and OT3 and sex so how about something silly?

Sherlock cross over with Sonic all stars racing or Mario Kart. So that's the Sherlock cast driving....in cars/go karts/ air planes/etc. in a race setting.

Bonus: Make it serious

Bonus 2: Make it close to the game that you use as possible

Epic Friendship, Please, And A Little AU

[sj-r.livejournal.com]

Hello! So, whilst I dearly love John/Sherlock in a romantic sense, what I'd ideally like right now is some epic platonic love ('cause they are so totally soul mates no matter what); all the love in the world if it's also extremely fluffy, and all my limbs for hurt/comfort- and recs are most certainly welcome, too.

But, if at all possible, with internal organs on offer, I would very much like to see some (once again, completely platonic)- female!Sherlock and John. Or, and this is something I don't think I've encountered before (I've been going through the old prompts but still have a way to go), at which point I offer any possible firstborn children for, well, gay!Sherlock and John platonic friendship love, where it really is 'all fine' and John is his best friend and champion, as always, of course, and Sherlock is not in love with him hopelessly but although only one facet of his character is different, it has a very wide reaching effect (think how much it totally changes his interactions with Irene, for example); although my head canon is that he's actually ace/demise dual, so maybe he's a homoromantic asexual (dating Victor Trevor? Lestrade?); the epic John/Sherlock friendship is really what I'm looking for, and this is getting long, sorry.

TL;DR: platonic John and Sherlock, please, in the loveliest way possible. Cheers!

Re: Epic Friendship, Please, And A Little AU

[bowl-of-glow.livejournal.com]

Yay for gay/homoromantic ace!Sherlock & straight!John.
Seconding.

clinical sex, masking emotions

[(Anonymous)]

John and Sherlock have had sex three or four times now (spaced out over a month or so), and so far it has been, in John's opinion (though he'll not admit it), a bit disappointingly clinical. Sherlock seems to be a proponent of the "get the job done when convenient, no frills, no soppiness" approach to sex. He isn't really into kissing during the act, there's no such thing as foreplay for him, and he's quite startlingly quiet, even during orgasm. John becomes incredibly self-conscious and eventually confronts Sherlock about it because he's worried Sherlock isn't enjoying himself (and Sherlock waves him off like he's being silly). Yadda, yadda, yadda... Eventually, they're having sex and there's some sort of weight behind it (maybe John was endangered on a case, making Sherlock particularly emotional), and at one point, Sherlock just seems to accidentally break for just a moment, enough for a glimpse of emotional!Sherlock; he whispers some sort of endearment, maybe, kisses John, etc., before getting extremely embarrassed and sinking back into his colder facade. Turns out, Sherlock has just been holding himself back, acting all detached and unemotional (even though inside he was going mad with it) because it embarrasses him that he feels that way, as it seemingly goes against all that he thought he held true about sentiment and emotion.

Re: clinical sex, masking emotions

[(Anonymous)]

I've never thought of this scenario or read a fic like it and now I'm wondering why, because it makes perfect sense and is very in character. Seconded with the burning power of 1,000 suns!

Lost Condom

[(Anonymous)]

John and Sherlock accidentally fall asleep whilst one is still inside of the other (a "stay for a bit" moment that turned into lights out for the night) and in the morning they discover they're now separated but the condom is still in the bottom's arse. Cue an awkward condom-retrieval scene (definitely using fingers, not...the toilet way).

Fill: untitled 1/?

[(Anonymous)]

"How in the bloody world did this happen?"

Sherlock twisted his lip in between his lower teeth. "It's simple John. We are both heavy sleepers and I'm not used to another presence in my bed so I shifted and popped out after our romp."

The detective laid on his elbows, flat on his stomach, as he observed the juncture on John's lower half. The man tried not to flush at the close proximity nor Sherlock's gaze.

John sighed and tried to relax his body, legs spread with his hands on his thighs. He had such a good day yesterday too.

It started when John on his day off went to Tesco's and the pin machine actually worked without trouble for a change. Then he discovered the bank made an error after checking his account and they reimbursed him in his favour.

When he went back home the flat it remainded intact and Sherlock, of all people, offered to take him out to dinner for a change due to solving a double homicide the other day. John couldn't believe it at first, considering that they have been dating for about three months now without any major changes in their demeanour nor habits.

They ate their meals (yes Sherlock ate,) in between conversations before going out for drinks afterward. The two made it home in the wee hours of the morning; buzzed and full with good food as they staggered back to their flat in 221b.

John couldn't remember much after that; wild hurried kisses, sweaty bodies, and the feeling of fullness. They must have passed out after, which resulted in this.

"How the hell can a condom just slip out? Isn't it suppose to be air tight?"

"It was probably due to the semen residue. I produce slightly more than average due to years of celibacy so it made my member slick, which would cause it to part from your body."

John coughed; Sherlock said it like it was normal.

"Do you see it?" He changed the subject to more pressing matters.

"Not really." Sherlock frowned. "I need to stretch to see if I can reach it John."

The blond doctor thought about giving up and doing it the...other fashion but he was already embarrassed enough as it is.

Sherlock/Molly multiple orgasms

[(Anonymous)]

Molly, as it turns out, is extremely orgasmic- she comes from almost no stimulation at all. Sherlock loves to see how far he can push her and how many times he can make her come in a single session. Up to you if John wants to join in, too.

Re: Sherlock/Molly multiple orgasms

[(Anonymous)]

Hnnnng. Please please please.

Mary Poppins AU

[nicnac918.livejournal.com]

"Practically perfect people never allow sentiment to cloud their thinking." -- Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins (1964)

A Mary Poppins AU where Sherlock is the magical nanny that shows up to teach an emotionally distant father to connect with his children while taking the children on fantastical adventures. Bonus points if some effort is put into explaining why Sherlock is in the magical nanny business.