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Prompting Part XXXIV

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John and Sherlock accidentally fall asleep whilst one is still inside of the other (a "stay for a bit" moment that turned into lights out for the night) and in the morning they discover they're now separated but the condom is still in the bottom's arse. Cue an awkward condom-retrieval scene (definitely using fingers, not...the toilet way).

"How in the bloody world did this happen?"

Sherlock twisted his lip in between his lower teeth. "It's simple John. We are both heavy sleepers and I'm not used to another presence in my bed so I shifted and popped out after our romp."

The detective laid on his elbows, flat on his stomach, as he observed the juncture on John's lower half. The man tried not to flush at the close proximity nor Sherlock's gaze.

John sighed and tried to relax his body, legs spread with his hands on his thighs. He had such a good day yesterday too.

It started when John on his day off went to Tesco's and the pin machine actually worked without trouble for a change. Then he discovered the bank made an error after checking his account and they reimbursed him in his favour.

When he went back home the flat it remainded intact and Sherlock, of all people, offered to take him out to dinner for a change due to solving a double homicide the other day. John couldn't believe it at first, considering that they have been dating for about three months now without any major changes in their demeanour nor habits.

They ate their meals (yes Sherlock ate,) in between conversations before going out for drinks afterward. The two made it home in the wee hours of the morning; buzzed and full with good food as they staggered back to their flat in 221b.

John couldn't remember much after that; wild hurried kisses, sweaty bodies, and the feeling of fullness. They must have passed out after, which resulted in this.

"How the hell can a condom just slip out? Isn't it suppose to be air tight?"

"It was probably due to the semen residue. I produce slightly more than average due to years of celibacy so it made my member slick, which would cause it to part from your body."

John coughed; Sherlock said it like it was normal.

"Do you see it?" He changed the subject to more pressing matters.

"Not really." Sherlock frowned. "I need to stretch to see if I can reach it John."

The blond doctor thought about giving up and doing it the...other fashion but he was already embarrassed enough as it is.

Sherlock prodded, stretching the skin at entrance almost gently before pushing one lone finger inside.

John hissed at the intruder but willed his inner muscles to relax again, the pads of his fingers thrumming against straining muscles and his bad shoulder starting to ache.

"I think I feel it John. It didn't sink that far in your arse."

"Thank God." John huffed out a sigh of relief.

"Do you think I should use forceps?"

"No Sherlock it should be flat and loose enough to grasp with your two fingers."

Sherlock raised his head from the position near John's arse, staring at him in the eye before shifting his focus back on removing the condom. "John what if it slips deeper?"

"It shouldn't, just try to pull it out slowly." Two fingers now and the blond doctor's mind wandered back to the drunken night from before with Sherlock stretching and parting muscle in preparation.

'What the hell? Why am I thinking about that now?' John flushed and tried to peer down at what Sherlock was doing.

"I got it, it should be coming out about-" Sherlock's voice stopped. He paused and John noticed his face going pale.

"What?" John didn't like that look. Sherlock would have that when an experiment went wrong or when the detective blew up the flat.

"Don't panic John."

"WHAT?!"

Sherlock sighed and parted from John to show him the torn lone end of the hem of the condom.

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A grueling twenty minutes later and a lot of vaseline Sherlock managed to pull out the broken pieces of the condom out of John's arse and even cleaned up the half dried cooled sperm.

"Next time I'm going bareback." John mumbled as he retreated to the bathroom, stumbling wincing at his now sore arse.

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This is from someone who had this happened to.

Whoops forgot to put 2/2. Its pretty much done.

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