Prompting Part XXXIV

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Gen: John and Seb share a moment of rebellion

[(Anonymous)]

It's close to one AM and Sherlock has once again sent John out to buy more milk. So John's standing in line at the local Tesco, arms loaded with milk cartons, wondering why he puts up with this kind of crap, when he looks over and sees Sebastian Moran waiting in the next line. Carrying a basket full of pineapples.

Their eyes meet and to the surprise of both of them there's a silent understanding; they proceed to leave their groceries at the register and head to the nearest pub instead, where they turn their phones off and spend five hours telling war stories while they get utterly pissed.

Johnlock, 50 first dates

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock has an accident that causes him to temporarily lose his short-term memory. In other words, he remembers that he and John are flat-mates, but has no recollection of them having any form of romantic relationship at all.

John soon realizes this and, like Adam Sandler in the movie, creates a video diary of all the times they've spent together (romantically) to help Sherlock remember. And I would really like Sherlock to be open to the idea of "falling in love with John all over again every day".

Bonus for:

At the end of the story, Sherlock regains his memory, but holds onto the video diary because it shows just how much he means to John.

Johnlock, Sherlock is a Grinch... and a Scrooge

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock always becomes a total arse around the holidays, and nobody quite understands why. It could be a bad break-up, a bad memory, what have you - the important part is that it makes him totally unbearable.

Usually, John can deal with it, but something is different about this year. He's testy and snapping back at Sherlock at every turn. It's clear that this could very well be the end of their relationship, but the two are too busy biting each other's heads off to care.

And then, Sherlock is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past (Molly), present (Lestrade), and future (Donovan or Anderson), who show him exactly how miserable his life will turn out minus John.

Happy, fluffy, smexy ending, please!

Sherlock/Anderson, Spanking, Gags, Top!Anderson

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock knows that every insult he hurls at Anderson is humiliating and degrading to his lover... but the punishment is too delectable to resist. One spank for every insult (which, on any given day, could be up to thirty or forty). And then, Anderson takes him raw, silencing him with a ball-gag to prevent any further insults during sex.

Sherlock loves every minute of it.

Re: Sherlock/Anderson, Spanking, Gags, Top!Anderson

[(Anonymous)]

.. and I'd love to read that!!

Sherlock & John - "Dear John..."

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock has always thought best aloud, and even better when he talks to someone. In those two years away, however, he has no one to speak to at all.

So, during the hiatus, Sherlock uses a camera as a video diary of sorts, addressed to John.

He talks out the cases that he's working on, talks about the progress he's made in finishing off Moriarty's empire, and sometimes, just talks about how horribly lonely bored he is. Often he appears on screen sporting new bruises or cuts, looking tired and too skinny.

Sherlock gives the videos to Mycroft to be destroyed, but instead, Mycroft saves them. After Sherlock comes back to London, Mycroft gives the videos to John.


If something like this has been prompted already, RTYI are welcome!

PS

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the end of the mini-episode:

Smauglock in present day London, Gen or Johnlock

[nicnac918.livejournal.com]

Dragons are a lot harder to kill than anyone gives them credit for. But now that everyone thinks Smaug is dead, Gandalf is free to take care of the problem without people asking pesky questions like "what happened to that giant dragon that used to live in the mountain?" So he turns Smaug's body into that of a human's (though due to some issues with human aging and dragon lifespans, it's a functionally immortal, unaging human body) and Smaug, now going by Sherlock, does his best to stave off boredom now that he can no longer sleep through the decades where nothing interesting happens. When John eventually walks into St. Bart's that day Sherlock recognizes him immediately of course, and since the reincarnation of his little thief is the most interesting thing to happen in centuries, Sherlock decides to keep him. To what degree John remembers being Bilbo is up to you, but at the very least he shouldn't realize Sherlock is Smaug straight-away. Also, Mycroft is Gandalf. Not a reincarnation of Gandalf, he's just Gandalf. Because why not?

Re: Smauglock in present day London, Gen or Johnlock

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh, seconded!

Gen or Sherlock/John

[(Anonymous)]

Kitty Reilly (To Sherlock): There's all sorts of gossip in the press about you.

Tell me more about this gossip/these rumours about Sherlock, please.

Johnlock, Sherlock Returns w/ Child in Tow

[(Anonymous)]

So, as it turned out, when Sherlock jumped, he was about four months pregnant with John's child. John didn't know about the baby.

Sherlock returns with a two-year-old baby (boy or girl, up to anon), but originally denies the child is his in order to protect his/her life from those that are out to hurt him. But John takes one look at the child and knows that it is his.

Sherlock and John's relationship is strained, not only because of the fact that Sherlock never mentioned the child, but because of the jump as well. I'd like for the child to be the force that brings them together as well. Because, really, eyes as pretty as Sherlock's should be outlawed (and are a family tell).

Bonus for:

The child having an old money, strange name that has some strange intellectual relevance.

During the post-jump time, Sherlock gave the child to Mycroft to raise. He communicated frequently via-Skype, so the child recognizes him and isn't afraid of him.

Johnlock, Serenade

[(Anonymous)]

John wonders why Sherlock was so set on saving his violin after the explosion at their flat. He soon realizes it is because Sherlock likes to serenade him... at all hours of the night.

Dark!Mrs. Hudson, drugs, non-con

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I'm going to hell for this one.

Molly keeps waking up tired and sore, and she can't figure out why.

What she doesn't remember is that every evening, Mrs. Hudson comes to visit and drugs her. She ties Molly up, restricts her breathing (tight collar and corset?), and then forces her to orgasm over and over.

When she's exhausted and docile from oxygen deprivation and endorphins, Mrs. Hudson unties her, tucks her into bed, and whispers things to her over and over.

Soon, she doesn't need to be drugged to get the same effect; Mrs. Hudson's voice alone is enough to get her into a compliant state. By the time she realizes what's happening, she's unable to disobey any order Mrs. Hudson gives her.

Re: Dark!Mrs. Hudson, drugs, non-con

[(Anonymous)]

Mind if I join you in hell...?

+ 1

Johnlock, Sherlock is Self-Destructive TW: Self-Harm

[(Anonymous)]

Mycroft warns John that Sherlock is self-destructive and warns him to stay with him that night, but John is tired of making sacrifices in his love-life on behalf of Sherlock. He thinks that Sherlock is going to mope, play his violin, not talk for several days, the works.

When he returns home, however, it's much worse then he could have ever imagined. He finds Sherlock in bed, having harmed himself. John is overcome with guilt and blames himself, and fusses over Sherlock unrelentingly.

New relationship is welcome, but established is preferred.

Re: Johnlock, Sherlock is Self-Destructive TW: Self-Harm

[(Anonymous)]

SO seconded

Johnlock, Mpreg, Children with 180+ IQs, Big Family

[(Anonymous)]

John had always wanted a big family, while Sherlock never wanted a family at all. Their first child was an accident... but John couldn't have been more thrilled. Until, of course, she started to talk. Having one egomaniacal genius in the house is bad enough, but two? Three? Four? The children and Sherlock debate everything from the average rate of decay for the human body to music theory.

Sherlock considers it John's just-desserts that all of their children have IQs over 180.

Jim/Sherlock- Auld Lang Syne

[(Anonymous)]

With no one to contact from his old life, Sherlock goes to a bar to celebrate the New Year and is surprised to see Moriarty, who faked his own death and doesn't have anyone to spend New Year's with anyway. Against all odds, the two decide to call a temporary truce and spend New Year's Eve (and maybe Day) together.

Sherlock becomes dark!Sherlock after John marries

[(Anonymous)]

Based on having a slightly altered version of "My Eyes" stuck in my head all evening. Instead of "Penny doesn't seem to care", it went "Watson doesn't seem to care".

Everyone protects John

[(Anonymous)]

Basically everyone cares about John, including Moriathy

John/Sherlock, Car Accident

[(Anonymous)]

John wonders why Sherlock always calls a cab to get around London, when driving himself must be faster and safer (especially after that cabbie in AsiP). He doesn't have to wait long to find out.

After a particularly nasty bout of weather, Sherlock goes out driving and plays mailbox baseball. Needless to say, he totals the car. And John is forced to sit home and worry till he gets back.

Lots of fluffy h/c and Fussy!John, please!

Dark!Molly, Established Johnlock, Aphrodisiacs

[(Anonymous)]

Molly is tired of allowing Sherlock to walk all over her heart. Deciding to take matters into her own hands, she introduces an aphrodisiac into his drink. She figures if she cannot have him willingly, she'll have him once in an encounter he won't remember... and then get over her silly crush.

One thing she didn't account on was John getting to a wanton Sherlock before she could. Sherlock, under the influence of the drug, is terrified because he can't think right - and his greatest fear is the betrayal of his mind.

I'd like to see Gentle!John being particularly gentle with Sherlock, calming him and comforting him as he helps him through the influence of the drug.

Re: Dark!Molly, Established Johnlock, Aphrodisiacs

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck yeah, I want to read this. Seconded!

Reservoir dogs AU

[(Anonymous)]

Have we had this yet?
My preference would be Sherlock as Mr Orange,Lestrade as Mr White and Moriarty as Mr Blonde, but as long as it follows the movie plot, I´d be happy with any variation =)

somnophilia

[(Anonymous)]

I'd want a fic where other half of the pairing is wholly asleep through the very thorough snogging/sexy bit session. Victor Trevor/Sherlock, John/Sherlock or Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty highly appreciated, either way's fine.

Re: somnophilia

[exumbrainsolem.livejournal.com]

Seconded so hard.

Prompt

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock reveals to moriarty that he loves him, and moriarty, not sure how he feels, turns sherlock down. Sherlock goes home to have crazy sex with john to make moriarty jelous, amd it works. Moriarty takes sherlock home for sexy times

Bonus points for as much jelousy as you can fit in

dad jokes

[(Anonymous)]

when Lestrade notices that someone is upset, he tell dad joke until they start smiling again

Re: dad jokes

[(Anonymous)]

OMG I DID NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED THIS UNTIL NOW BUT YES.

Sherlock meets James Bond

[glassneko.livejournal.com]

Sherlock meets James Bond, they don't get along. (Or do they?)
Maybe they have to work together. Sherlock analyzes James, how does he react?
Does Mycroft make them work together because the Queen requested it?
Bonus points for Bond and Mycroft being old associates~
Bonus points for John and Q getting along.

Sherlock/John(/Mary) - hair

[(Anonymous)]

Anything to do with Sherlock having long hair, as he did in the beginning of the episode. Bonus points for hair-pulling.

Re: Mary, if you're writing her as present, please don't make it cheating fic. Whether she's involved with their relationship or not, I'd rather not have John sneaking around on or lying to her, thanks.

Re: Sherlock/John(/Mary) - hair

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

Sherlock/John h/c upon return, slight dub-con?

[(Anonymous)]

So the episode begins with Sherlock being tortured, and while he doesn't look too hurt, it dooesn't mean he's feeling great. Then he gets attacked by John 3 times.

So after the events of The Empty Hearse John notices Sherlock holding himself stiffer than normal and demands he removes his top and checks him over, only he can't stop touching him. At first Sherlock doesn't think too much about it, just John doing his doctor stuff, and it's not like he wouldn't take time to examine John after their time apart so maybe John's just doing that?

Only next things he know's John is obviously feeling him up and pressing him down into the couch/bed/whatever and when Sherlock is like "what?" John just keeps going and tries to kiss him to shut him up. Would prefer that consent is established before they go too far.

Re: Sherlock/John h/c upon return, slight dub-con?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh pretty pretty please!

Johnlock shaving kink

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock likes to shave John before he fucks him (And no, I'm not just talking about his face here)

Re: Johnlock shaving kink

[(Anonymous)]

+

This is my new kink...