Prompting Part XXXIV

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Sherlock completely loses his cool due to sensory overload

[(Anonymous)]

What it says on the tin. Everything becomes too much and he just starts insulting people left and right in order to get them to shut the hell up. It takes a while before John realises what's going on.

+++ Sherlock calls some people goldfish too, having a newfound appreciation for Mycroft's comparison.

Re: Sherlock completely loses his cool due to sensory overload

[(Anonymous)]

So seconded!!

BBC Johnlock in the style of Burroughs

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like a Johnlock fic from Sherlock's perspective in the style of William S. Burroughs à la Naked Lunch. It should include descriptions of buying and using cocaine and perhaps of people in Sherlock's homeless network. The main meat of the story should come back to a Johnlock fic, but I'm not sure how romantic a story in this style would feel. It would be raw, interesting, and challenging. If you wanted to include him ranting about case work, I think it could go very well in that style.

I would write it myself if I had the ability.

They have it at public libraries, and if you google Naked Lunch Full Text, it seems like some results come up (if you need a reference).

SHerlock/John Alpha/Omega Verse

[tat63.livejournal.com]

Sherlock Holmes, the world's only consulting detective, is cold, ruthless, arrogant, and has no time or patience for sentiment. He is also an unbonded Omega who is careful to take his heat suppressants, as, unlike the average Omega (and Sherlock, as he will gladly tell you, is anything but average), he has no desire to become the human equivalent of a broodmare to some hormone-driven Alpha male, popping out one baby after another year after year. Such purported “domestic bliss” might be satisfactory, even desired by other Omegas, but not him. He had better things to do. Like solving crimes and proving time and time again how utterly useless the local police force often was when it came to the same.

Then one day he is called into a case that proves extremely difficult and time-consuming to solve. As days stretch into weeks with no resolution, Sherlock becomes so focused on finding the solution he neglects to take his suppressants. One day he decides to revisit the crime scene, hoping to unearth some new clue that will put all the pieces together. Unbeknownst to him, Anderson has had the same idea. Also unbeknownst to him, he's beginning to go into heat, something Anderson, an unbonded Alpha, instantly realizes when the two bump into each other at the crime scene. Hardly able to believe his good fortune, Anderson wastes no time forcing himself on his hated rival, knowing that a successful mating will form a bond which will leave Sherlock under his complete and utter control. Of course that's the last thing Sherlock wants, but his vast intellect stands no chance against thousands of years of biology and he finds himself helpless to resist Anderson’s advances. By the time they leave the crime scene a bond has formed, tying the two of them together for the remainder of their lives. As much as he despises his new status, Sherlock is absolutely determined that it will have as little impact on his life as possible. He limits his exposure to Anderson as much as possible and adamantly refuses to take up residence with his new “mate”, either by leaving Baker Street or allowing Anderson to move in. Undetered, Anderson takes full advantage of the power he now holds over Sherlock and takes to "scenting" Sherlock at every available opportunity, rubbing his body all over the detective and practically smothering him with pheromones, and undeniable message that Sherlock belongs to him and him alone. But he also knows that in order to cement the bond and make Sherlock permanently his requires the successful birth of a child. So Anderson begins making regular visits to Baker Street, bedding Sherlock and knotting him frequently in a concerted effort to impregnate the detective. But already having made the disastrous mistake of forgetting to take his suppressants, Sherlock is not about to do the same when it comes to his birth control. Thus the situation remains at an impasse, with both parties stubbornly refusing to yield.

Then one day an ex-army doctor going by the name of John Hamish Watson, who happens to be an unbonded Alpha, steps into a lab at Bart's in the hope of acquiring a new flatmate. His efforts meet with success and he soon finds himself sharing his life with a man who is at times an incredible genius and at others a spoiled brat. And while John is aware his flatmate is also an Omega, he has no idea the detective is bonded until they go to their first crime scene together. Anderson is already there and immediately pounces on Sherlock, "scenting" him furiously. To John’s surprise, Sherlock makes no attempt to repel or protest Anderson’s actions, instead, he stiffly and silently endures the other man’s attentions. The entire scenario leaves John shocked and confused. It is blatantly apparent that Sherlock and Anderson are bonded, but since it is unheard of for bonded pairs to live apart, why is John sharing a flat with Sherlock rather than Anderson? It is also apparent from Sherlock’s reaction as Anderson leans over to sink his teeth into the soft, pale skin at the back of his neck, that for the detective, this bonding is not a happy one. That thought does not sit well with John.

No, it does not sit well at all.

Sherlock/John Brain damage

[tat63.livejournal.com]

Sherlock suffers a severe head injury during a case, resulting in brain damage that leaves him unable to fend for himself. While John is perfectly content to take up the position of caregiver, he’s not the only one who wants to assume that role. Mycroft Holmes is determined to take possession of his now-helpless baby brother, and has the money and power and political influence to easily do so. What does John have to counter all that? A pair of gray-green eyes that shine with happiness and delight whenever he is near, and two arms that constantly reach out to him, begging to be held and cherished and loved.

Re: Sherlock/John Brain damage

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my gosh this is so bittersweet. My heart!

Sherlock/John Trauma/abuse

[tat63.livejournal.com]

Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective, has been missing for three days. At 221B Baker Street, Dr. John H. Watson, his flatemate/companion/blogger/comrade-in-arms/whatever else you’d like to call him, isn’t worried. Long ago he’d worked out an agreement with the detective when it came to Sherlock’s habit of suddenly disappearing without leaving word of his plans or destination: up to three days with no communication, no worries. Four days, worry and call Lestrade. Five days, really worry and call Mycroft. Sherlock had protested loudly and vehemently when it came to that last clause, but John refused to budge. Considering the detective’s propensity for getting into trouble, never mind the fact he had made numerous enemies over the years, many of whom would love to get their hands on him, John was not hesitant at all about using every resource available to him if there was even a hint Sherlock was in trouble.

But like so many times before, there turned out to be no reason to worry. On the evening of the third day, Sherlock was back. And while his entrance into the flat lacked its customary dramatic flare and while he was more quiet and reserved than usual the days following his return, and while he suddenly developed a respect for boundaries, no longer crowding into John’s personal space, but rather remaining at a respectful distance, John simply put all that down to his flatmate’s rather quirky behavior and habits. God knows he’d seen enough of them since taking up residence with the brilliant but exasperating man-child, so he saw no reason for concern this time around, as well.

Then one day while John is at work, Sherlock is called to a crime scene. The body of a young male has been discovered in an alley a few blocks from Baker Street. There is no identification on the body nor is there any sign of a murder weapon. Not surprising, as while it is clear the victim met with a violent end, the evidence, or lack thereof, indicates the murder took place somewhere else and the body dumped in the alley after the fact.

A text to John reveals that he is in the middle of a minor surgery and thus unable to join him, so Sherlock travels to the crime scene alone. When he arrives, he discovers that while the victim is completely clothed, there are clear indications of bruising and other injuries hidden underneath. With Lestrade’s permission, he quickly and efficiently begins to divest the body of its clothing when he suddenly freezes. For what meets his eyes is unmistakable evidence that at some point before he was murdered, the young man had been viciously raped and sodomized. Sherlock stumbles back from the body, eyes wide, face deathly pale. He falls to his knees, wrapping his arms around his stomach. With his head bent so low it almost touches the ground, he begins sobbing and screaming, crying out for John over and over again. Lestrade and the others can only stare at him, shocked and stunned at his behavior. Then again, they don’t know what happened to him those three days he went missing. Neither does John. But he is determined to find out.

Re: Sherlock/John Trauma/abuse

[(Anonymous)]

Perfect prompt is perfect. I want it.

Gen, The Magic Comes Back, Hobbit fusion

[(Anonymous)]

John Watson has always had an odd life. (He blames it on being named after an Arthur Conan Doyle character.) But he didn't expect it to be this weird.

Or, people have suddenly started turning into fantasy creatures. John is now a hobbit. And his new flatmate is Smaug, who wants to be Sherlock Holmes.

Quote Prompt

[chibi-starlyte.livejournal.com]

"I don't get why people find drunk texts so annoying. You're the person they're thinking of when their brain can't even function properly."

Run with it, anons.

"It Was ONE Picture"

[(Anonymous)]

"I don't get why people find drunk texts so annoying!" Sherlock quipped, crossing his arms and letting out a huff. "You're the person they're thinking of when their brain can't even function properly, shouldn't that be seen as some sort of honor?"
"As poetic as the words sound, mate, I don't think Molly's gonna take that as an excuse. Especially cause I'm pretty sure you sent her a few nudes."
"Nonsense, that was obviously you."
"My phone doesn't have a camera."
"....fuck."
Sherlock flopped back onto the couch, rubbing his temples and leaving Lestrade to pace the room, holding his head.
"Not good, not good, not good..."
"Well look at it this way, Lestrade, at least you didn't text Donovan."
"She might have ACTUALLY killed me."
The middle-aged man paused, dropping into the nearest chair with a sigh.
"At least I can console myself with the fact that you're gonna be in more trouble with her than I am."
"Oh please, this is Molly Hooper we are talking about."
"Molly Hooper who spends all day cutting up bodies."
Sherlock pondered this for a moment in silence, fingertips pressed to his lips.
"She's got a crush on me, I'm safe."
"Well isn't that bloody nice for you."
Lestrade pulled out his phone with a wince, scrolling back through a number of highly questionable (if not outright lewd) texts that he had sent to the pathologist the previous night.
The very last message was from Molly:
You two are in BIG trouble when I get there.
"You just HAD to send her a photograph..." Lestrade groaned, burying his face in his hand and showing his phone back into the bottom of his pocket.
"If it's such a big deal, why didn't you stop me?"
"Why do you bloody think? I could barely control what I was doing, much less keep tabs on your behavior..."
A knock from downstairs interrupted whatever Sherlock had been about to say in reply, and the men exchanged a nervous glance as they heard Mrs. Hudson greet Molly.
"Nice knowing you," Lestrade muttered, listening to the footsteps echo on the stairs.
"Sherlock. Greg." Her voice was cool and even, and despite the fact that this was Molly frigging Hooper who wouldn't hurt a fly, he suppressed a shiver. "You two have some nerve, you know that?" she scolded, stepping into the room and planting her hands on her hips as she sent them each a glare. "The pair of you spend all bloody night sending me texts and neither of you gits even thought to invite me along!"
Lestrade blinked up at her, processing what she'd said for a moment before a grin spread across his features.
"You two had better invite me next time, or I won't be nearly as nice to you!" Her threat was rather marred by the smile that she could not prevent from creeping across her face.
Sherlock leaped to his feet, excitement practically radiating off of him.
"Then we can all send drunken texts to John and Mary!"
"Okay...if we do that, we all might ACTUALLY die." Lestrade muttered.
Molly and Sherlock just laughed.

Slytherin Vs Gryffindor

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock Holmes and Sebastian Moran come from a long line of purebloods sorted in Slytherin. No one is surprised when Sherlock goes to Slytherin. Everyone is surprised when Moran goes to Gryffindor.

John Watson and Jim Moriarty are muggleborns and have no idea what to expect. The Gryffindors are happy to get John; the Slytherins are none too pleased to have a mudblood in their midst.

The unlikely friendships between Sherlock and John, and Sebastian and Jim have the Hogwarts Rumor Mill talking almost more then how Harry Potter is the fourth Triwizard Champion.

Re: Slytherin Vs Gryffindor

[(Anonymous)]

Haha! Yes!

Magnussen learns Lestrade is Mycroft's second pressure point

[(Anonymous)]

Magnussen finds out that Lestrade is Mycroft's second pressure point. Can be established Mystrade or preslash. I just want to see Magnussen being a glorious evil bastard, coercing Mycroft into some sort of sexual arrangement, whereby Mycroft is subjected to ever more demeaning/kinky acts. I want to see Mycroft pushing Greg away to keep him safe, even though Greg is obviously interested/in love.

Yeah, I'm okay with non-con and angst, lots and lots of angst.

I believe this is the 6666th post. "Bad girl. Bad girl."

Omegaverse House-Husband

[(Anonymous)]

Omega!Sherlock never wanted to mate. Not because he didn't want a partner but because mating meant breeding which meant children which meant being hobbled to his Alpha's home as a glorified broodmare for the rest of his natural life. He could think of nothing worse.

But then along came Alpha!John... who might just be everything Sherlock never thought he wanted. And in contrast to every possible social norm really doesn't mind the idea of staying home with the kids so Sherlock can carry on doing what he loves and being brilliant at it.

Not that it's always easy... a random Alpha in the Omega-centric baby groups raises more than a few eyebrows. Not to mention that older Omegas tend to assume John's obviously a moron who knows nothing about children and must be a shockingly worthless Alpha if his Omega has to be the main breadwinner in the family. And why are there never baby-change facilities in the Alpha bathrooms?

But they muddle along somehow. And if he can tear Sherlock away from that latest homicide case long enough, they might even think about having a few more.

Warning: suicidal thoughts. Mycroft carries poison.

[anonlock.livejournal.com]

I want a Mycroft who suffers from depression but manages to survive through it for so long with only one goal of keeping his younger brother alive as long as he can because he firmly believes that without him Sherlock will one way or another end up destroying himself. But he cannot quite shurg off the temptation of ending it all and instead resign himself to a life with the temptation shoved as far back in his mind as possible. But when it is too much, he fingers the small bottle of posion discreetly, consoles himself with the knowledge that he has a choice and can end the pain right now and here if he only chooses to.

Someone finds out.


- Any pairing is fine.
- If poison is not your cup of tea then you can switch it with maybe a gun or a knife, etc. Whatever strikes your fancy.

Fill: Mycroft carries poison

[(Anonymous)]

I hope this is what you wanted :)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1496263

Making him jealous

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen a lot of fics where John dates another man (Lestrade, Mycroft, OMC...) just to make Sherlock jealous. I can't believe that Sherlock wouldn't see through this immediately. So: Sherlock realizes exactly what John is doing and decides to play along--call it an experiment. Frustratingly, he finds that even knowing exactly what's going on, he can't control his instinctive reaction to seeing John kissing someone else.

Re: Making him jealous

[(Anonymous)]

Yes please!

Due to some absurd game of Moriarty's, John has to kill a tiger with his bare hands.

[(Anonymous)]

Moriarty constructs a scenario in which the only way John H. Watson, ex-army doctor and blogger, must kill or be killed - by a tiger/equally impressive large mammalian apex predator of your choice. John kills the tiger and surprises the hell out of both Moriarty and Sherlock, who had to watch the whole thing through video feed thinking that he was going to see John's execution.

Bonus round: hints of a one-sided Moriarty/John?

(Safety disclaimer: I don't condone harming John Watsons or tigers in real life!)

Re: Due to some absurd game of Moriarty's, John has to kill a tiger with his bare hands.

[(Anonymous)]

John H. Watson woke three mornings after his capture by the consulting criminal, Moriarty, in a peculiar room.



It was an open, bright room lit by fluorescent tubes in the ceiling. The ground was some kind of treated cement with metal floor drains. Judging by the faded black scorch marks on the walls, the sprinkler system had been used many times before. In each corner hung a black camera suspended in a waterproof glass bubble.



John hypothesized groggily that it was shatterproof glass, too.



Blinking to clear his mind of the unpleasant, drug-induced fog, John sat up with a low grumble of discomfort. He smelled terrible. It became immediately apparent why; he wore only loose-fitting trousers (not, the doctor noted with no small measure of alarm, the original pair he had been captured in) and the trousers were soaked with blood.



For a moment, John thought he had been stabbed in the femoral artery and he let out a horrified low noise of despair. But aside from his cramping stomach and throbbing head, he was physically unharmed. No, someone had soaked the trousers with blood after dressing him. It would be too difficult to pull wet clothing onto an unconscious body.



John thought that Sherlock's deductive powers must be rubbing off on him.



He missed Sherlock.



John was shirtless in the large, chilly cement room. He could see his reflection in the wall opposite him; a floor-to-ceiling black one-way mirror. John uncurled from his crumpled position on the floor to pad on bare feet over to the mirror.



His torso was much sleeker than the bulky jumpers made him look, and the bullet scar stood out as a startling spray of twisted white tissue on his left shoulder. His army tags gleamed dully on their chain around his neck – another thing that John had not been wearing when Moriarty's thugs had come for him.



His trousers squished wetly as he moved and John hoped the blood soaking them didn't belong to a human.

"Open up for the aeroplane, Sherlock."

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by a prompt a few pages back. In an experiment gone wrong, Sherlock ends up with two severely burned hands (perhaps he spilt chemicals on them? the exact conditions are up to the filler). Frustratingly, this means he will be unable to use them until they heal. Not only does this mean no cases for a bit, but he also requires help with the most mundane tasks. John is kind enough to help him, but still can't resist the occasional "I told you this would happen if you.." remarks, especially when Sherlock is being extremely difficult. But he's most difficult when John is helping him eat. It's absolutely embarrassing to have John feed him. John picks up on his embarrassment but thinks it's actually pretty cute.

Can be gen, preslash, or established johnlock

Bonus points if John teasingly says, "Open up for the aeroplane, Sherlock."

Re: "Open up for the aeroplane, Sherlock."

[(Anonymous)]

As the person who made the prompt you speak of, I am definitely seconding.

Shy Sex - Molly/Any

[(Anonymous)]

I would like something with Molly where she refuses to make eye contact while having sex cause it makes her nervous/flustered.

Any pairing, any kinks, just her being unable to look at whoever she's having sex with while it's happening.

Re: Shy Sex - Molly/Any

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmmm, yes, lovely.

Solo Shezza (s3)

[(Anonymous)]

So Sherlock (Shezza) thinks John is "a tiny bit sexy," too, when he storms that crack den, and when he's back at Bart's to pee in a cup, he gets hard thinking about it and gets himself off in the bathroom imagining John fucking him. Dirty talk is a bonus ^.^

Re: Solo Shezza (s3)

[(Anonymous)]

Holy crap yes secondig.

Omega!Mycroft, Sherlock, John; TW: Rape, Underaged, Mpreg, abuse(?); they're not actually 'brothers'

[(Anonymous)]

Mycroft, from an early age, was never what most would consider the ideal Omega- too independent, too smart for his own good- much like his mother... His father had never wanted an Omega son to begin with, and as soon as he is old enough Mycroft is sent off to boarding school where his father doesn't have to think about him and can focus on getting an Alpha to head the household and carry the family name and such.

At boarding school, Mycroft doesn't really have a lot of friends... He's generally disliked because he's a know it all who knows everybody's business, and it doesn't help that he's constantly going against all of the 'social rules' for omega's. What with being so good at public speaking, and clever, and not mooning over any Alpha's, etc. So, eventually, a group of Alpha's (and some Beta's too) decide they're going to 'teach him a lesson' and 'put him in his place'.

One of the Beta's present was John Watson. I'd prefer if he didn't participate in the actual rape, but I'm not dead set against it- up to anon, so long as he regrets it/feels guilty about not doing anything to help Mycroft down the road.

Mycroft is sent home (because the dean is not wholly incompetent) but the teens who attacked him are never punished. and it is discovered that he is pregnant... His father thinks the whole matter is humiliating and demands he get an abortion, but his mother comes to his defense and in the end, Mycroft ends up giving birth to a healthy baby boy- his father wants to avoid the awful publicity nightmare that would ensue for him if it got out that his teenage son 'mothered' a son, decides that he would be raised as Mycrofts younger brother, and no one was ever to even suggest that they were anything but brothers.

His mother lets him name the baby though- he chooses 'Sherlock'.

Sherlock is raised never knowing the truth, and he figures Mycroft's over protectiveness and clingyness(?) are simply him being a mother hen and a control freak. He argues, and calls names, and generally refuses to listen to anything he tries to say of do for him... And he can't understand why Mycroft is almost so insistent on helping him (even though his drug addiction) when he never treats. Mycroft any better than shit- I mean sure they were 'brothers' but /still/.

When John Watson gets back from Afphganistan, and becomes Sherlocks flat mate, Mycroft is irate- he remembers John from his attack, and not only threatens him numerous times to stay away from Sherlock, but also tells Sherlock repeatedly that John is dangerous and should not be trusted (of course Sherlock doesn't listen.)

John recognizes Mycroft- and try's in every way possible to apologies, make it up to him, take care of his 'brother', whatever he wants...

However, it doesn't take long for John to piece together that something is wrong, and eventually everything falls into place, and he realize that Sherlock is not Mycrofts younger brother- but his /son/.

And he has to decide weather or not to tell Sherlock.

I'm good with any pairing except Holmescest.

[(Anonymous)]

"Just, odd. Different from anything I'd felt previously."

The only thing missing to make this fic mirror a distorted memory better forgotten is the age and the lack of explicitly stated innate sense of wrongness...

Bravo, anon, bravo.

Yet Another Hobbit Crossover

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen several of these, but none that consider the effect that a friendly (well, friendly-ish) would-be-detective dragon would have on LotR. I'd think having the last true dragon would give the Light a hell of an advantage.

I will kill you when you sleep

[(Anonymous)]

This is Jim's lullaby to Sebastian every night.

http://youtu.be/YvexJdq_XaQ

Re: I will kill you when you sleep

[(Anonymous)]

LOL all the pluses

Nicotine-Mystrade

[(Anonymous)]

After sex, Mycroft indulges in a cigarette and Greg slaps on a nicotine patch. (Why does everybody forget Greg's nicotine patch from S01E01?)

Teenage!TimeTravelling!John

[(Anonymous)]

So seen a lot of fics that have teenage!Sherlock traveling forwards in time to 221B and fixing up his future self with John, but I've never seen one the other way around - with JOHN being the one to jump forward in time.

(Just love the image of older!John walking in to find teenage!John looking bewildered but polite as Sherlock lounges on the sofa talking away to him - not having noticed the difference)


Sherlock, since losing his virginity to John (either established relationship, or just getting together, or one-off-night-stand-that-leads-to-more, or whatever; not fussed), has become obsessed with finding something John hasn't done so he can take that first; looking up kinks to try, grilling John about past girlfriends, boyfriends, crushes, etc. But it seems hopeless that he will ever find ANYTHING that John "Three Continents" Watson HASN'T done.

Cue 15-year-old, virginal, time-travelling John Watson showing up in his future flat.


TL;DR - Sherlock seduces a younger, time-travelling John, because he wants to be John's first


Bonus points:
- Sherlock deducing that teenage!John was a virgin because he can't stop staring at Antheas/Donavans/Mollys chests
- teenage!John being more less concerned that Sherlock is a guy, and more that he's "old"
- Older!John, unable to hand teenage!John (being totally moody, cocky, typical-teenagerish, walking around in just his boxers, eating all. the. time, swearing etc), goes all dad-like on his younger self

Re: Teenage!TimeTravelling!John

[(Anonymous)]

I'm in love with this prompt.
And please link me to some of these other time travelling Sherlock fics of which you speak!

Police Respond to Mary's 911 call in Last Vow

[hanalister.livejournal.com]

If someone calls 911 for someone being shot, there's obviously going to be a police response.

The prompt: Responding to Mary's 911 call in His Last Vow, Lestrade, Donovan and several others show up to the scene only to find EMTs rushing out of the building with Sherlock bleeding on the stretcher.

Re: Police Respond to Mary's 911 call in Last Vow

[(Anonymous)]

[cough-whisper] It's 999 here but, otherwise, yeah.

Sherlock gets excited of various mumbo-jumbo things

[(Anonymous)]

My (not-so-evil) step-mom is crazy about feng shui, superfood and those slippers with some sort of pebbles on them that are supposed to stimulate different parts of your body. I want Sherlock to discover a thing long that line -as ridiculous as possible-, get all experimental and science-y about it and annoying the hell out of John.

Bonus points for Mrs. Hudson to jump into the bandwagon (or being the isnpiration for all this)

Re: Sherlock gets excited of various mumbo-jumbo things

[(Anonymous)]

*along

fem!Lestrade/John smutt

[(Anonymous)]

That is all.
RTYI's welcomed!