Prompting Part XXXIV

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Comments

Reprompt for post-Reichenbach fic - not op

[(Anonymous)]

so I was flipping through part XXX looking for inspiration for a fic and I really liked one post-Reichenbach fic that I would much rather read than write, because I'm feeling lazy at the moment.

Prompt: "Post-Reichenbach. John becomes depressed after the fall – one day, whilst he is driving, a lorry is coming the other way, and he simply continues to drive straight towards it. Another car slams into the side of him just as he is about to hit the lorry head-on, causing him to be saved from the crash, but the car that crashed into him gets hit by the lorry. Sherlock is the one driving the other car."

so basically a h/c about sherlock getting hit by a lorry(:

Sherlock/Jim rape with a twist

[(Anonymous)]

The usual formula for Sherlock/Jim fics is that Moriarty rapes an unwilling Sherlock (or has someone rape Sherlock while he watches), but I want a lovely spin on the idea.

Sherlock manages to get a hold of Jim and rapes him. I'd like Sherlock to be the creepy guy most associate with Jim, while Jim very much does not want what's happening (not because he doesn't like Sherlock, but having sex with him was not on his to-do list). Pretty much a role reversal of your typical Jimlock rape fic.

Re: Sherlock/Jim rape with a twist

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!! It would be nice to see Sherlock do the raping for once.

Sherlock/Lestrade, motorcycles

[(Anonymous)]

Lestrade teaches Sherlock to ride a motorcycle. Ridiculous amounts of UST ensue.

[(Anonymous)]

Since John is a very capable soldier and doctor, whereas Sherlock is a big whiny baby, most BDSM fics have top!John using his soldier voice to make Sherlock sorry for being a constant pain in the arse. For it to work the other way requires more effort. John wouldn't submit willingly. He'd require persuasion. Sherlock would have to be very convincing.

TL;DR I'd really like to see dom!Sherlock making soldier!John fall to his knees.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yes! There's not nearly enough Sherlock dominating John!

Mummy and John post-TRF

[(Anonymous)]

Three weeks after Sherlock's death, Mummy pays John a visit.

Re: Mummy and John post-TRF

[(Anonymous)]

I've been working on something similar for a bit. I have loved this idea forever. Do you have any particular desire regarding what kind of mother/woman she is, and/or how she regards John?

Sherlock the godfather

[(Anonymous)]

To the surprise of absolutely everyone, John and Mary name Sherlock the godfather of their newborn child. No one expects it to work out (Anderson starts a betting pool re: how long it'll take Sherlock to accidentally kill the baby in a freak experiment), but to everyone's amazement Sherlock turns out to be the most doting and proud godfather ever.

Bonus points if he takes to showing up at the Watson residence at the most random of hours, proclaiming "Hello, John/Mary. I am here to see my godchild" and then flouncing up the stairs and into the baby's room, where he'll spend three hours silently staring at it while it naps. Because regular babies are boring, but John's interesting, and John's baby is FASCINATING (by the time Baby Watson is a toddler, s/he's got Sherlock wrapped completely around his/her little finger (though Sherlock would never admit to such sentimentality)).

Re: Sherlock the godfather

[(Anonymous)]

YES!
Seconding with a lot of enthusiasm

[(Anonymous)]

Mycroft/Anyone wedding shenanigans

"I thought you sold that camera after the case?"

"And miss the chance to finally witness Mycroft getting cake shoved in his mouth, John? Absolutely not!"

John/Sherlock - dub/non-con Sherlock wants John all to himself

[(Anonymous)]

"What life? I've been away." Sherlock says to Mycroft when Mycroft says John's moved on.

Sherlock knew that Janette and Sarah and the few other girls were just passing fancy. John wouldn't give up his life with Sherlock for them...

But when the cat's away, the mouse gets engaged and Sherlock won't be having that.

After revealing himself to John, Sherlock gets him to return to Baker Street and claims John as his own again, whether John likes it or not.

Bonus for no previous sexual/romantic relationship between them before hand.

Re: John/Sherlock - dub/non-con Sherlock wants John all to himself

[(Anonymous)]

After watching that trailer I desperately need this!

Ugly Christmas Sweater/Jumper party

[crazycatt71.livejournal.com]

It's the holiday season and I would like an ugly christmas sweater/jumper party. Maybe John decides to host one, much to Sherlock's horror, and everybody gets into the holiday spirit trying to out do each other.

Bonus if Lestrade shows up wearing something that lights up.

Double bonus if Sherlock shows up and wins for the best ugly sweater/jumper.

Pairings not required but if you do I'd prefer John/Sherlock

Stupid Cupid

[(Anonymous)]

Mike Stamford is an emissary of Cupid/angel/what have you. Basically his one mission on earth is to introduce John and Sherlock to each other, but a series of misadventures means he keeps not quite managing it.

So: five times Mike Stamford tried to introduce Sherlock and John, and one time he succeeded.

Re: Stupid Cupid

[(Anonymous)]

Yes!

Total. Crack.

[shadowhoundz.livejournal.com]

I just had a craving for some total OOC crack. So leaving Mycroft and Sherlock as geniuses, make every character totally Out of Character personality wise.

Examples:
-Sherlock is seriously nice and complimentary to Donovan and/or Anderson
-John is snarky and cold and standoffish.
-Sherlock is a total slut
-Molly is brazen/outspoken
-Mycroft is a quivering mess of nerves, that's why he likes to operate in the shadows.

Anything goes just make it crack-tastic!

Catlock and Spanking

[somebirdie.livejournal.com]

Something combining these kinks. Fan of Johnlock, but Sherlock paired with someone else is fine. Just looking for a very cat-like catlock with ears and a tail, needy, subby, and desperately horny, but also very naughty and in need of a good spanking ^_^ (any spanking implements are good.)

Fill: not your bloody pet 1/?

[sabaku-lotus.livejournal.com]

I have no idea why I'm doing this instead of finishing up the other fic but my muse gave this to me in a weird detailed package. I hope this strikes all of your kinks.

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"Sherlock did you shoot at the wall again?"

"Of course I did John, really do keep up. Even an idiot could had figured that out."

John tried his best not to sneer or grimace. He tried to breath, to calm down, really he did at his flatmate laying haphazardly on the couch, his own SIG in his pale fingers resting on the side of the couch, free hand over his forehead.

He had an idea what he was going into when he first met his flatmate those months ago. Sherlock had several incidents of idiosyncrasy and even proclaimed himself as a sociopath. No those John could deal with.

He couldn't deal with Sherlock's 'cat like tendencies.'

Sherlock had half of the genes of a Felis. Black fuzzy pointed ears sat near the top of his head, barely covered by curly lush locks. A black furry tail tempted John as it hung lazily off of the couch, swinging to and fro.

"Do you must frig about every bloody time I'm not here?" John gritted out in a half snarl. Normally he would had removed the gun from the detective's fingers and give him a bit of a verbal lashing before making up with cooking dinner but not today. He had a bad day at work and wanted to relax with take-out and crappy telly not this.

"Bored."

"If you're so bored why don't you borrow my jumper like you did the other day and scratch on it?"

"That was for an experiment." Sherlock practically hissed out.

"If I had five pounds for every time you used that as an excuse..." John mumbled, shaking his head. He jumped when the shooting mounted again, right near the side of him.

[(Anonymous)]

John is Death. Not that he wanted to be it willingly but it's his job. Then he meets Sherlock who is at the brink of death, his soul ready for the taking.

But John never been more fasinated of a human before and refuses to take his soul. He instead takes a human form as a doctor and nurses him back to health even though he's forbidden to do so.

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds interesting.

Based on an awesome dream

[(Anonymous)]

I had a dream last night that John meets Sherlock for the first, injured from a bullet wound. John takes him to a hospital but then he spots suspicious men coming in. He learns quickly these are the same men who shot Sherlock and plan to kill him right here in this very hospital.

John, quick in his wits, moves Sherlock to a safe place and takes out his gun to deal with these mysterious men.

It was action packed and awesome but sadly I woke up then...

Re: Based on an awesome dream

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to read this!

Mycroft/Jim/Sherlock

[(Anonymous)]

Jim always flirts with Sherlock and Mycroft. One day, they take him up on his offer.

The Holmes brothers decide to unify for once in order to dominate Moriarty. Mycroft tells himself he's getting involved because if they play this right, it might get through to Jim enough to dissuade him from his latest mayhem and warn him off messing with Sherlock (whether or not Sherlock believes him on that is questionable). Sherlock gets involved because he finds Jim frustrating, fascinating, and more than a little addictive. They work together in order to dominate Moriarty and make him submit to them.

Of course, Jim being Jim; he loves it.

Lestrade/any male character

[(Anonymous)]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/af72ac73ff21e484af78ee377191e335/tumblr_mxkvbhDbJH1s8szeho1_400.gif (shirtless and sleeping Rupert Graves, not really anything dirty)

The way his ass is canted up in this GIF is giving me all kinds of ideas. I'm pretty sure a male character of your choosing would also find the sight inspiring. ;)

(the beard, however, is optional)

Moriarty, clothed handjob

[(Anonymous)]

Moriarty getting a clothed handjob from anyone except Mycroft or Anderson.

Based on a movie I don't remember the title

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock goes into a coma but his spirit lives on in Baker Street. John moves in and Sherlock is annoyed at first that someone is living in HIS place and tries to haunt John.

John tries to find a way to put his spirit to rest. But the longer they interact the more they start to connect and even fall in love. John soon finds out about Sherlock being in coma and goes to the hospital in hopes of awakening him.

Re: Based on a movie I don't remember the title

[(Anonymous)]

Are you thinking of Just like Heaven?
It's one of those slightly shonky Mark Ruffalo movies from back in the day, where he gets hauted by Reese Witherspoon...

John "knows" Sherlock best

[(Anonymous)]

Lots of people believed in Sherlock, but John was the disciple whom he loved.

Sherlock/Inception Crossover

[(Anonymous)]

An idea that I had a while ago but I've not had the time to write it. So I'm giving it up for adoption. It goes a little like this:

Sherlock can stay in his mind palace for hours as we've seen on the show, completely oblivious to the outside world. One day, John comes back from the practice to find Sherlock lying on the couch, eyes open, but his awareness of the world is lost completely. This has happened before but never longer than, say, six hours. What happens if this stretches on for more than a couple of days and Sherlock is still to 'wake up'. Cue John going to Mycroft for help, and then cue Mycroft going to the inception team for help.

Turns out that there are levels to his mind palace in the form of specific floor and doors, the further Sherlock ventures inside it, expanding it, the harder and longer it takes to come out. Because the team have never done this to someone who wasn't sleeping, they are weary of actually doing anything. But John insists, and is the only one to enter the state with Sherlock.

Within, the palace is more like a maze, a huge security system that keeps Sherlock's mind safe. And the further in he goes, the more of these 'Sherlock' persona's he meets, the more he learns about his best friend.

Still haven't decided if Sherlock is lost, or if something else is inhibiting him from coming out of the palace. But I'd like to see a nosy John venturing in rooms like 'Baby Memories' or 'The Hive' - the bee obsession, to out of bound ones like 'Sexuality' or his own one 'John'.

John eventually finds him, saves him from whatever, and manages to bring him out. It's up to you completely if something goes wrong, like one of the team enters and alerts go off, or somehow moriarty infiltrates the team.

TL;DR - Sherlock is stuck in his Mind Palace, and John has to help him out via the help of the Inception team.

Please, please! Someone take an interest in this so I can get it out of my head!

Re: Sherlock/Inception Crossover

[(Anonymous)]

holy fuck this is the best prompt ever.
Love it!
Seconding

Johnlock love letters

[(Anonymous)]

It's been months / years since the fall. In an attempt to stop sinking further into depression and get on with his life, John decided to clear out some of Sherlock's stuff. While doing so he finds dozens of letters in which Sherlock's declaring his love for John.

Re: Johnlock love letters

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yes, do I need to read this. Seconded.

Sherlock/John/Mary: if you can't beat them join them (weird dream)

[(Anonymous)]

Probably due to cold medication I had a dream about Sherlock coming back in season 3 and runs into John/Mary together. Mary knows about John's feelings towards Sherlock and convinces John to marry them both. They all end up having a weird threesome relationship and funny enough, Sherlock and Mary are in 'white.'

Basically a Sherlock/John/Mary Marriage/relationship with cases, etc.

The dream ended on a weird note: Mary was caring Twins and they had the genes of Sherlock and John.

The thief and the detetive

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really new to the meme, so I don't quite know how this will turn out... but in my opinion, there really aren't enough fics where John and/or Sherlock is a thief... so I was thinking, perhaps a fic where John commits a robbery, and Sherlock has to track him down, but as he finds more clues as to John's identity, he begins to fall in love with him (due to his cleverness and other stuff). Maybe he tries to attract John with a particularly tempting heist opportunity so that he can confront him. The ending can be completely up to you.

Re: The thief and the detetive

[(Anonymous)]

Yes please!

[(Anonymous)]

So, um... a few weeks ago I told someone for the first time that I was essentially molested by my doctor searching for nonexistant sexual abuse at a young age. It's been more than a decade but I was still reduced to tears... could someone maybe wright a short with Sherlock telling a paternal!Lestrade or John of a similar experience?

[(Anonymous)]

This happened to me too, except doctor was "checking for signs of puberty" at a young age. The doctor asked me if I was embarrassed (I said I wasn't) and then asked me if it was pleasurable. (I think I said no. Hazy memory at this point).
I hear you, anon. Hugs if you want them. Know that someone else understands. Seconded.

Omegaverse; Sherlock/Jim/Moriarty

[(Anonymous)]

Moriarty is an omega that takes every precaution to hide it. He doesn't *like* getting his hands dirty, but will do so if some alpha crosses the line.

Alphas John and Sherlock thought it would be safe to live together, but have been unconsciously amplifying their scents around each other.

Due to the increased alpha pheromones, Moriarty unexpectedly goes into heat at the pool.

How could two horny alphas resist?

Bonus points:

* Drugged out kidnapped John muttering that Moriarty smells *really* good
* One of Moriarty's team at the pool has to deal with the extremely pissed off Big Boss post pool

Re: Omegaverse; Sherlock/Jim/Moriarty

[(Anonymous)]

OT: I think there's a typo in your title. An awesome typo.