Prompting Part XXXV

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Weird Erogenous Zone

[(Anonymous)]

Someone {Sherlock? John? Lestrade?} has some strange erogenous zones. Maybe he loves having his armpits massaged, or ankles kissed, or some otherwise atypical place causing sexual excitement.

No incest please.

1970s Johnlock Rock Star AU

[(Anonymous)]

Slight crossover with the movie 'Almost Famous'...

John is a Vietnam vet who decides to give journalism a try and somehow winds up getting a job with 'Rolling Stone' magazine. He is meant to write an article (or series of articles) about up-and-coming rock star Sherlock Holmes, who proves to be very difficult to get close to. But John is persistent and tags along on Sherlock's tour of the US, and the two eventually become lovers. Difficulties arise when Sherlock fears that John is just trying to get close to him so he can write a tell-all article.

Bonus for Molly (or maybe Irene) as a groupie, or Mycroft as a record industry exec, or Lestrade as Sherlock's manager.

Re: 1970s Johnlock Rock Star AU

[(Anonymous)]

Yuuuussss. Seconding!

The cabbie from the pilot carries through on his threat to rape Sherlock, TW: NONCON, RAPE

[(Anonymous)]

In the pilot, Jeff Hope says that he could do anything he wanted to do to Sherlock, but said that he only wanted to kill him. It was obvious that he was implying that he could rape Sherlock if he wanted to.

But . . . what if he actually decided that he wanted to rape Sherlock first? (Dx)

And what if John wasn't able to avert it from happening, though he was able to stop the actual poisoning from happening? (Or was only able to stop the act partway through, after quite a bit of damage had already been done.)

Just. *whimpers*

Lots of angst, please, and exploration of the trauma and aftermath.

Re: The cabbie from the pilot carries through on his threat to rape Sherlock, TW: NONCON, RAPE

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Sherlock/Fem!John (or Sherlock/Molly) - Sherlock has a hang-up about oral; sexy shower time ensues

[(Anonymous)]

It's still early on in their sexual relationship and Fem!John (or Molly) really wants Sherlock to perform oral on her. She deduces that Sherlock is reluctant to because he has a difficult time not thinking about the cleanliness of it. Fem!John is disappointed and a bit offended, because WTF, does Sherlock think she doesn't have good hygiene and spontaneity is part of what she likes about sex and she doesn't obsess over every little thought about how clean he might be so what the hell?

But then Sherlock just very matter-of-factly tells her that there's no reason to be upset because he has every intention of giving her what she wants. He then proceeds to undress her and takes her into the shower, soaps her up and massages her from head to toe, very thoroughly worships and washes every little bit of her until she's squeaky clean, fingers her until she's really fucking turned on and then takes her to bed and goes down on her until she comes a couple of times. Fem!John is quite ok with this turn of events.

John/Moriarty - soulmates, death, violence, romance?

[(Anonymous)]

The first time John met his soulmate, his face was spattered with blood.

John/Sherlock (eventually). Genital Mutilation, Torture, Gore, Trauma, H/C, Angst.

[(Anonymous)]

During his captivity Sherlock gets tortured and gets his penis and testicles removed by a torturer. Later it can't be restored, so he's got nothing left between his legs. While it's all "just a transport" and Sherlock was supposedly asexual (never tried to have sex and had never been really interested), he's got a severe emotional trauma, phantom pains and other very unpleasant problems even when everything's fully healed.

When he comes back from being "dead", John has no idea that Sherlock has been through something this terrible. But later he accidentally learns about it (for example, Sherlock forgets to lock the bathroom door, John enters and sees him peeing like women do. Or he just accidentally sees Sherlock naked). Sherlock hates to talk about it, it's hard, but, still, he tells John the whole story, maybe even lets John examine him.

Sherlock thinks that John can never love him back and be with him; couldn't be even when Sherlock's body was intact and, of course, can't be now. But, despite everything, they eventually become a couple. They hesitate before trying anything sexual. John has to find a way to make Sherlock feel good (men without external genitals can still have an orgasm via prostate stimulation).

If you really want to stick to the canon (within reasonable limits, of course ( :P ), and as long as it's eventual johnlock anyway), it would be interesting if Janine knew Sherlock's secret. She can learn about it by accident (maybe she tries to touch him through his clothes and it ends very badly (panic and pain due to trauma, and such)) and they never have anything sexual at all. But I would prefer her not to use this particular information against him in those scandalous papers when she learns that he'd been lying to her and their relationship was entirely a fake one.

Re: John/Sherlock (eventually). Genital Mutilation, Torture, Gore, Trauma, H/C, Angst.

[(Anonymous)]

oh yeah, I would read the fuck out of this. Seconded!

Sherlock/John Sherlock has Phimosis

[(Anonymous)]

So john and Sherlock get together and since Sherlock hasn't actually had interest or really used his penis before John, he didn't realise or it didn't bother him before now.

But with John, sherlock's getting introduced to pleasant intimacy and more. Except you know the pain. John figures out what is causing Sherlock discomfort and John helps Sherlock through the painful/painstakingly slow process of stretching his foreskin.

I'd like it if Sherlock just lets John do the work because he's too sensitive and it hurts. All he can do is lie back and try not to cry.

Re: Sherlock/John Sherlock has Phimosis

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man.

Seconding!

Sherlock has remained celibate because his orgasms are too intense

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock enjoys sexual activity up until the point of orgasm, because when he has an orgasm, it's so intense that he can't handle it. It completely floors him, taking away his control and the sensation is so intense that it spans past pleasure and into a not-so-good territory.

So he rarely indulges in masturbation, and never, ever sex, because the end is never pleasant. As time goes on, he starts to see this as an asset to the Work.

But when he meets John, desire sparks, but he restrains himself because of his issue and because of the Work. Except then they start getting closer and edge towards intimacy.

And that's where things get complicated. Sherlock enjoys what they do, up until the whole orgasm deal. To Sherlock's shock, John never pressures him once he learns what the problem is, and together, they gradually work through the problem so that orgasming is a more pleasurable experience for Sherlock, though from time to time, he still has orgasms that are too intense for him to handle. When they do happen, John soothes him.

Re: Sherlock has remained celibate because his orgasms are too intense

[(Anonymous)]

This could be so great, seconding!

Sherlock/Molly with eventual Sherlock/Molly/John - John's trust issues

[(Anonymous)]

John's marriage doesn't work out because John couldn't get past his trust issues with Mary. John's lonely, especially since Sherlock and Molly began dating. Seeing them together reminds John that he's never had a trusting relationship. John's also surprised to find himself pining for both of them, but obviously they are only interested in a intimate relationship with each other. After all, John reasons, Sherlock trusted Molly to keep his secret after Reichenbach, not John. Both Sherlock and Molly lied to him while Sherlock was dead, so John assumes that a close, trusting relationship with either of them isn't something that can ever be, nor something either of them would be interested in pursuing.

Meanwhile Sherlock and Molly are both worried about how despondent John has become and somehow find out why it's so hard for John to be around them (maybe Sherlock deduces it or maybe John's drunk and reveals it to them). I'd love to read the progression of Sherlock and Molly both realizing they love John more than platonically and working to convince a very distrustful John that it's not pity and it's not part of some scheme, that not only do they sincerely want to be in a relationship with him but that he can truly trust them from here on out.

John meets Mary first. Later, after taking a job as a rentboy, he meets Sherlock. cw: infidelity

[(Anonymous)]

(inspired by the film Concussion) John is invalided home from Afghanistan and he's depressed. The usual story. He can't get a job (he's not a doctor, just a soldier) and is having difficulty adjusting to civilian life. Eventually, he meets Mary (or another woman), falls in love, gets married and he's finally happy. He doesn't ever quite get much excitement in his life, but at least he got the perfect life he'd always thought he wanted. He and Mary have a child together, and as years pass John doesn't ever get a job. Mary is the breadwinner, she's (as in canon) a doctor/nurse and John is pretty much just a stay-at-home dad. He's incredibly bored with life and his marriage has hit a low point (hasn't had sex in awhile, Mary unusually distant all the time) so, fed up, he tries something new. John is bisexual (and insecure?), so he hires a prostitute/rentboy but it turns out to be a disaster, somehow. Someone, maybe a close friend of John's (Mike Stamford?) tells John he knows a man who runs a small-time prostitution ring and is seeking a 'mature' rentboy for his male clients. John is convinced after friend/Mike Stamford tells him he'll be getting paid quite a bit of cash. John is hesitant about the whole affair, but tries it out and finds that he loves being a rentboy, gets really into it, enjoys the sex, finally starts enjoying life again (and doesn't tell Mary. But Mary isn't stupid, eventually suspects something is going on).

How Sherlock comes into the picture is up to the author--is he on a case involving the prostitution ring and is undercover when he meets John? Is he coked off his tits when he hires John for a bit of fun? John falls for Sherlock and vice versa; Sherlock continues to hire John just so he can see him again.

Ultimately a Sherlock/John ending and shared custody of Baby!Watson between Mary and John would be great.

parenstrade au -- Mystrade raises Sherlock & John

[(Anonymous)]

Mystrade adopt the two least likely to be adopted children from an orphanage.

Re: parenstrade au -- Mystrade raises Sherlock & John

[threelicks.livejournal.com]

yes please!

mystrade

[(Anonymous)]

dark!Mycroft seduces reluctant but enticed Lestrade

Mystrathea

[(Anonymous)]

Anthea and Lestrade seduce Mycroft into a relationship

Mycroft/John/Lestrade, dark!Mycroft

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock is dead. Mycroft takes care of John and Lestrade the only way he knows how. He has them kidnapped and keeps them on his large estate, relatively free but unable to leave.

Bonus love for Johnstrade!

A death in the family

[cactuswren.livejournal.com]

Long prompt is long, sad prompt is sad:

Mary dies. Writer's option whether the baby dies too.

John deals with it well, or so it seems. He grieves deeply, but he's healing -- but when Sherlock invites him to move back to Baker Street, he refuses. He keeps the house he shared with Mary mostly as it was, but not as a frozen-in-time shrine: he's willing to make changes, a new picture in the entryway, a better lamp, a refrigerator that doesn't make that annoying noise at night. Everyone is relieved at how well he's dealing with this new loss.

It might not even be Sherlock who first figures out there's something wrong. Sherlock, John's best friend, lied to him, faked his own death, let John mourn him for two years. And then he came back.

Mary was a liar too.

John is functioning absolutely normally in the world, in his medical practice, in his work with Sherlock. He seems completely healthy and normal. Except for this calm, quiet certainty that Mary will be coming back, perhaps not right away but soon. She's faked her death, just as Sherlock did. And, like Sherlock, she must have a good reason.

Maybe John uses the wrong tense in conversation: not "Mary would have liked that lamp", but "Mary will like that lamp". Or if the baby died as well, he might be certain Mary is taking care of the baby, but might keep constant track of how many teeth it must have by now, whether it's on solid food -- should he get a baby-gate for the kitchen? The baby must be creeping by now, she'll be walking soon ...

How can anyone handle this? If they try to explain to him, John, Mary is dead, we all know she died -- John is likely to nod understandingly and point out that everyone was certain Sherlock was dead too.

Sherlock himself might be able to get through: "John, I've examined all the evidence. If Mary were alive I'd surely have deduced it by now." But this might destroy John utterly. Or it might tip him over the edge: Why does Sherlock want to convince me Mary's dead? She couldn't have faked her death all alone, any more than Sherlock himself did. She must have help, just as he did. What a relief it is to know she's got someone helping her from behind the scenes, someone who knows how. Probably Mycroft's in on it too. Yes, this is good to know. And he'll just say quietly, "Yes, Sherlock, I understand. Thank you." And give him a nod and a knowing look ...

ETA: Bonus for a conversation between Sherlock and Ella, with her reminding him that she can't talk to him about a client, and him assuring her in turn that of course she can't, he knows that, but he wants to talk to her about John and all she has to do is listen.

Re: A death in the family

[(Anonymous)]

This is brilliant and beautiful. Seconded like hell!

[(Anonymous)]

Slutty John using his body to repay people Sherlock owes/ make amends for Sherlock.

[(Anonymous)]

+1!

Female Sherlock/John - pain after orgasm

[(Anonymous)]

Female Sherlock has never experienced orgasm before. But John, knowledgeable John knows just how to bring on very strong orgasms.

The shock is so great, Sherlock suffers from vaginisimus. It lasts a while. And ocean the next few days Sherlock is very tender every where.

Sex in a bathtub

[(Anonymous)]

Johnlock, bottomlock.

Er.

mystrade first time

[(Anonymous)]

It's Greg's first time with a man, he is a bit nervous so Mycroft takes it slow.

Johnlock, Mistaken abuse

[(Anonymous)]

Any scenario in which someone believes either John or Sherlock is being abused by the other. Preferably outside POV, established relationship which may or may not be known.

[FILL] Freaks 1/2

[fauxvol.livejournal.com]

I wrote this in like 15 mins, so I'm sorry about any mistakes, but it was just too fun not to do a quick fill! And I love Sally being awesome, so here it is.
Any and all comments are welcome. Hope you like it!

- - -

The signs are subtle at first. It's hard to notice anything in the whirlwind of bespoke suits and dark curls that is Sherlock Holmes, especially when everything that comes out of his mouth seems to be purposefully shaped as an insult. But Sally is a sergeant for Scotland Yard, and she didn't get her job for being pretty. So she sees. She observes.

An arm cradled a bit too close to the chest. A slight limp of the leg. A cut lip.

She would've disregarded it, normally. God knows Holmes gets into enough trouble to warrant a different injury - or a dozen - every week. But there's something about the way he acts lately, so different from how he used to be. He's not meek by any definition of the word. He's not suddenly polite or, heaven forbid, nice. But he's. Different. More calm, maybe.

It's unnatural.

She doesn't do anything about it. She has nothing to back her up other than a feeling in her gut, dark and heavy, a tug at the back of her brain that keeps telling her to watch out. So she watches, quietly, and waits.

Until it happens.

It's been a long case. Two kids are dead, one missing. They have no leads, no suspects, only the terrifying certainty that a third body is going to appear soon and they are powerless to prevent it from happening. Everyone is at their wits' end, but Holmes worst of all. He paces, he mumbles, he tears at his own hair. He snaps at everything and everyone until, apparently, it's one time too many. Watson, looking as composed as ever, walks up from where he was resting against a tree, grabs Holmes by the arm, and drags him away. Everyone breathes a little easier, except for Sally. She feels like throwing up and, with a quick look to a confused Lestrade, trails after the consultants.

She's not close enough to hear, but she can most definitely see. How Watson manhandles the freak and pins him against a wall half-hidden by the shadows. How his hand wraps against Holmes' throat, firm and unyielding. How he says something, quiet, in what Sally knows is his Captain Watson voice.

Holmes doesn't move, doesn't speak, doesn't do anything at all but stay still against the wall and nod at Watson's words.

It's the scariest thing Sally has ever seen.

It makes no sense at all. She certainly would never have imagined Watson would blatantly abuse the freak like that. If anything, she would've guessed it being the other way around. But isn't that how it always goes? Oh, I never imagined he'd be capable of something like that. He seemed like such a good man. He was always so nice. Maybe Watson finally had enough.

No, she shakes her head as if to vanish her own thoughts. Nobody deserves something like that, not even the freak.

She runs off, unsure of what to do with her new-found knowledge. Holmes and Watson follow soon after, and the freak is eerily calm as he asks Lestrade to go over the case file for him once more.

It's enough.

Greg/Mycroft/Anderson. Alpha!My Alpha!Greg Omega!Philip. Not really a three-way relationship.

[(Anonymous)]

So, Mycroft and Lestrade get together. Problem is they are both Alphas. It's not even really a problem, but sometimes their nature wants a bit more than they can give each other, even though they probably have sort of a bond (maybe one of them is more dominant than the other one and it mostly works for their bond to be real (or close to be real, anyway)).

Anderson is one of a few Omegas working in NSY. Not many agree to work with Omegas at all, let alone single, unbonded Omegas. He absolutely hates his nature.

While Lestrade accepted him into his team without a problem, unlike his colleagues, there are still some difficulties with Anderson, especially with pre-heat Anderson. Donovan has had a fling with him, but, as a Beta, she can't give him much, and pegging (he needs a lot of pegging, and it's still not enough!) gave her little pleasure in all of it, so there was no point in continuing it (yeah, her knees weren't that bad, comparing to his).

He spends his heats alone, has to take time off his work (though it's common anyway, partner or no partner, but maybe heats last longer without an Alpha) and faces other unpleasant stuff. Prior to his heats Anderson is a diva and always gives Lestrade a headache, complains about things (after all, even The Freak (Sherlock, obviously, who's an Omega as well), has got his own Alpha (John), and all Anderson gets is filthy ogling and propositions, no doubt to brag about it later for the whole NSY to learn the details), and so on.

Tired of the entire thing, Lestrade comes up with an idea. He decides to have a threesome with him, so they could share his heat. It could spice up his and Mycroft's sex life, sort of getting them high on Omega pheromones. It would act as an aphrodisiac for the both of them and satisfy their Alpha nature.

Anderson, in turn, gets Alphas to take care of his heats and they would keep quiet about it.

Mycroft agrees and the whole thing actually works (or maybe it's Mycroft who comes up with the idea in the first place after Greg complains about Anderson's unbearable behaviour at work).

+ double penetration.

+ a scene with Greg and Mycroft having sex with each other, very aroused, while Philip is writhing and moaning next to them with a toy up his bum, giving them more of his Omega pheromones, because he needs more attention.

I prefer no three-way bond, it's just an agreement between the three, but I leave it up to a filler. I don't really mind either option. I also don't mind if one of them gets Anderson pregnant (maybe it's also an agreement, so Mycroft and Greg can have a baby since neither can get pregnant).

I absolutely don't mind if John/Sherlock is somewhat explored, too, or if they are just mentioned, as long as it's Omega!Sherlock and Alpha!John, not the other way around.

John/Sherlock - sexual issues, break-up

[(Anonymous)]

I've read a lot of fic where John is incredibly patient with Sherlock's sexual hang-ups, and waits until Sherlock is 100% comfortable with sex to further that area of their relationship. But now, what I want to read, is a sexually frustrated John who has tried to be patient(perhaps for up to six months) and to help a (non-asexual, please) Sherlock become comfortable with intimacy. As much as he loves Sherlock, sex is very important to John and he ends/puts on hiatus their romantic relationship. Sherlock is, of course, devastated and humiliated. He offers his body right then and there, but John doesn't take him up on it for obvious reasons.

Either a happy or sad ending are equally fine. :) Please, just don't make John a monster.

Re: John/Sherlock - sexual issues, break-up

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded. Could use this right about now.

Mycroft & Sherlock, Hugging the enemy

[(Anonymous)]

In a moment of vulnerability, Sherlock hugs his big brother. Of course once he comes to his senses, he makes all sorts of excuses like 'his stupid transport bypassed his mind and he didn't mean to...", that sort of thing.
Fortunately Mycroft sees right through it and won't let go of him until he surrenders himself back into the hug. Mycroft's missed his little brother.
No slash please, just some long overdue brotherly love.

+++ John and/or Lestrade are watching.

Re: Mycroft & Sherlock, Hugging the enemy

[(Anonymous)]

I think I'd like to fill this ... am just trying to think of a scenario.

Unhappy John/Sherlock. They were engaged. Sherlock never stops wearing the ring. Angst.

[(Anonymous)]

Some time before The Fall, John and Sherlock's relationship starts changing. John knows he's in love with Sherlock. Sherlock seems interested, even though he's somewhat tentative and unsure about it (because, well, it's Sherlock, facing the possibility of a relationship he's never had before), but he's definitely in love with John.

Eventually, they get together. One day John puts a ring on Sherlock's finger and asks Sherlock to marry him. Sherlock has a nice moment of shock and stupor. And then accepts John's proposal. Maybe there are even people who witness the scene.

Of course, they don't immediately get married or anything. And then there's all that stuff with Moriarty again. Some time later Sherlock starts to understand that, perhaps, he's never going to have a chance to marry John, but hopes against all hopes that it'll be all right.

(If the two has had sex and you don't mind describing it, please, top!John.)

But, no, it's not all right: the Fall happens and Sherlock has to disappear for two years.

When he comes back, John is engaged to Mary and furious at Sherlock. Sherlock sees that he's lost his chance. John doesn't seem to take seriously his and Sherlock's relationship before the Fall and probably never even mentions it.

Sherlock is heartbroken, but keeps quiet about it, helps with John's wedding (never stopping to think that it could be them getting married, as they supposed to).

But Sherlock never, ever, stops wearing the ring. People around know what this ring is, everybody sees that Sherlock is not okay (maybe except for John, who's moved on and prefers not to notice the band on Sherlock's finger). He's not okay at all.

Please, a lot of angst and heartbreak.

If John actually moves on, for real, Sherlock never does.

Re: Unhappy John/Sherlock. They were engaged. Sherlock never stops wearing the ring. Angst.

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

Just rip my heart out and stomp on it why don't you?

Seconding!

TW: Non-Con, Bestiality

[(Anonymous)]

Lestrade survives a shipwreck only to be raped by the dolphin that saved him.

Alternative:
Lestrade survives a plane crash only to be raped by the gorilla (or other large primate) that saved him.

Alternative to the Alternative:
Sir Lestrade survives a devastating battle only to be raped by the dragon that saved him.

Basically, any plot wherein Lestrade is rescued then subsequently raped by an animal or animal-like creature.

Fill 1/2

[(Anonymous)]

The bump of solid flesh against his legs no longer startled him. Greg clung to the splintering planks of wood, too tired to lift his chin and look down into the deep water below to search for his new-found friend.

Another bump, and rising up from beneath him, the body of the dolphin lifted Greg's legs and chest up out of the waves. More to himself than the animal, Greg smiled.

'Thanks, buddy,' he said. 'Now just get me to shore and I promise I'll start giving half my salary to that marine life charity. You know, the one that does the oil clean ups. Rescues beached whales and all that.'

The horizon stretched out on all sides. Greg let his head fall sideways onto his makeshift raft, then raised it again when water splashed in his eyes, stinging. His boat had sunk in the night, and to add insult to injury he hadn't managed to grab his clothes before they'd been washed out of reach. Now he floated in his pyjamas, as he had been for the last however many hours, saved from drowning by a lone dolphin. Someone was definitely laughing at him. Fuck it all.

The dolphin slid from under him, then reappeared, nosing at his legs with its beak, hard and strangely rubbery. Then, without warning, it grabbed the fabric of his boxers, and pulled. Greg kicked out reflexively and the dolphin disappeared back into the depths. But his boxers were slipping down his legs at the motion, and his body, stiff and aching with the cold, couldn't seem to coordinate the movements required to reach down and pull them back up.

'Fuck!' Greg said, loudly, and choked as he let go of the wood, breathing in bitter salt water and flailing around, failing to retrieve what little dignity he had left. After a moment he stopped struggling, and treading water he tried looking down instead. His boxers were gone. The grey shape of the dolphin and his two planks of wood were the only things in the water, apart from himself. Good fucking grief, he thought, when had his life become one of the more twisted sorts of Monty Python sketch?

'Fuck,' Greg said again, quieter this time, but with no loss of feeling. He grasped for his tiny raft. 'That's it, dolphin,' he said, eyes finding the sleek grey shape, for lack of anything else to do. 'That was your chance for half my salary. You'll be lucky to get a tenth now.'

The dolphin responded by swimming up under his legs again, pushing its body between them as it lifted him up. Greg let it, even though he was keenly aware of its smooth skin on his junk, and the urge to kick it away itched in the back of his head, along with the knowledge that this was very much a wild animal. What if it bit him? Jesus. It was larger than he'd always assumed dolphins would be, too – from head to tail almost twice as long as he was tall, and its round, sleek shape was hard with muscle. He'd always thought of them as being like large dogs, or something. Not that he'd ever made an effort to think about that sort of thing.

The dolphin was pressed right against him, his legs curling around its form. Greg tried to look down – was he riding it, then? Where was the fin on its back – the dorsal fin, was it? God, if he survived this, exactly no one on Earth would believe him.

Well, maybe Sherlock would. Maybe the bastard could deduce dolphin skin contact though some absurd method, the way he always did.

Something brushed against his lower back. Was it the dorsal fin? It couldn't be, right? He didn't want to take his hands away from his raft, but his gut was telling him that something was wrong. The urge to kick away from the dolphin grew, nagging.

The thing touched him again, a soft jab though the fabric of his t-shirt. What was it? There wasn't another creature around, was there?

The dolphin slid a few inches down his body, and the thing that had been poking his back became a definite presence between the cheeks of his arse. Greg choked, and twisting around he tried to bat the thing away with one hand. It was – something hard but flexible, and – connected to the dolphin? But it wasn't a fin –?

Oh, fuck. The realisation came like a wave crashing over his head, and Greg froze for a second with the absurdity of it. The dolphin was fucking rubbing off on him. He was on its belly, and its cock was out and poking his bare arse, and oh fuck.