sherlockbbc_fic | prompting part XXIII

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There were much tears and conversation that followed after but Sherlock and crew were finally able to get through to John.

"So no more getting into other people's cars anymore, eh?" John sat back with a resigned sigh.

"Or motorcycles." Lestrade said.

"Or helicopters." Mrs. Hudson chimed in.

"Or ice cream trucks." Molly replied. "Even if there is a lady there who says she wants you to help her sample her goods."

Everyone stared at her.

" ....Just me then?"

"Okay, if I follow those rules then that should be easy enough." John said nodding to himself. "But what if Mycroft-?"

"He can phone you. On your phone." Sherlock said sternly. "No, you do not get into ANYTHING unless you see the person in question and is NOT a stranger! If so, I don't care what they say, you will WALK. Do I make myself clear?"

"Just walk?"

"Yes."

John shrugged at this.

"Hm... seems simple enough. Yes, I think I can handle this."

There were sounds of much relieved sighs as John stood from his seat.

"Well now. This has been an interesting day but quite the eye-opener as well. And I thank you all. Now if you will excuse me, this woman outside who wanted to give me ride home is still waiting and I really should get going-"

"NO!" Everyone shouted at once.

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"I think he's getting better." Mrs. Hudson smiled warmly as she watched John leave the apartment through the window.

"Yes, I think so." Sherlock said, not wanting to show his relief as well. "It took a few weeks but now I don't think he'll ever get into another person's car again without first getting clubbed to the head."

"It warms my heart knowing that." Mrs. Hudson replied fondly. "It is good to see that... oh dear."

"What is it, Mrs. Hudson?"

"He's talking to some girl down there..."

"Is there a car anywhere nearby!?" Sherlock's voice hitched as he scampered towards the window.

"No... but he's going with her anyway."

"The fiend!" Sherlock growled. "Morarity or some other villain has figured that John will only go anywhere with a random stranger by walking! They are luring him with this tactic! I must stop them!"

Sherlock ran as fast as he could downstairs and out into the streets, tackling the woman John was leaving with.

"Run, John!" Sherlock shouted. "I'll hold her down as long as I can!"

"......... Sherlock..." John blinked slowly in bewilderment. "What are you doing?"

"I'm... well, I'm saving you from one of Moriarty's minions, am I not?"

"Sherlock, you just tackled my girlfriend."

"Oh!" Sherlock glanced down at the girl who's shock wore off and now glared at Sherlock hatefully. "Another one?"

"Yes another!" John snapped.

"Well, how can I tell if you keep getting a new one every other week or so?"

"We've been together for three months now!" John fumed breathing through his nostrils. "That does it, Sherlock! I'm so upset now, I need to... I need to hitchhike!"

As John got on the side of the road with his thumb out, Sherlock quickly forced himself up and dragged John inside their apartment. It looked like Sherlock had to call everyone back for another meeting....

OP Here! Yay!!! Somebody filled this!

Oh, I do love the crack.

"If a fancy black limousine car with a room full of the most attractive women a man can lie eyes on came up to me and I knew ahead of time that I'd be kidnapped by Satan himself... I'd probably still get in." Hahahahahahaha. He would, wouldn't he?

Oh my gosh, the whole thing is so funny. I love you and thank you so much!

This is HILARIOUS. Especially because it's so. damn. true.

HAHA.

Relapse through hitch-hiking. Thanks anon, you made my day.

HILARIOUS! John has so many good friends. lol

HE NEEDS TO HITCHHIKE!

*collapses*

HE NEEDS TO HITCHHIKE

Good God, this fill. THIS FILL. x'DD

I laughed so hard I think I pulled something!!!

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