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sherlockbbc_fic ([personal profile] sherlockbbc_fic) wrote2014-03-30 11:33 am

Prompting Part XXXV


GUIDELINES

  • Anon posting is not required, but most definitely allowed. If you think you recognise an anon, keep it to yourself and don’t out them. IP tracking is off, and will remain that way.

  • Multiple fills are encouraged, and all kinds of fills are accepted! Fic, art, vids, cosplay, interpretive dance — whatever. Go wild! :D

  • Don’t reprompt until TWO parts after the last posting of the prompt.

  • RPF (real person fic, i.e. fic involving the actors themselves) is not supported at this meme.

  • Concrit is welcome, but kinkshaming, hijacking, and flaming are not tolerated.


THE FILLED PROMPTS POST
When you fill a prompt, please use the appropriate Filled Prompts Post to archive your fill (there are instructions on the actual post).

If the part you wanted isn't up yet, just wait and one of the archivists will get to it, but please, once it is up, make sure you post your fills there according to the guidelines. DO NOT skip out on doing this because it seems like too much effort. If you want your fill to make it to the Delicious archive, that’s the way to do it.

Do not be afraid to ask questions about how it works if you are confused! The mods will be happy to explain.

WARNINGS/OFFENSIVE WORDING IN PROMPTS
Please consider warning for prompts that may trigger people (and also for fills, because some people read in flat view) and phrasing prompts in a manner that strives to be respectful.

Things which you might want to consider warning for include: Rape/Non-Con, Death, Suicidal Thoughts, Self-Harm, Underage Relationships, among others.

That being said, this is a kink meme. As such, there will be prompts that could offend you in a number of different ways. Not every prompt will have a trigger warning, and not every prompt will rub you the right way. If you have an issue with a specific prompt, feel free to bring it up in a discussion that takes place off the meme. However, flaming will not be tolerated regardless of origin.

You are highly encouraged to scroll past any prompt that you dislike.

Remember: be civil, be friendly, but don’t be shy!

THINGS THAT MAKE BROWSING THE MEME EASIER FOR EVERYONE
Please nest your fills. Doing so will make it easier for archivists to save your fills to the Delicious archive. Using subject lines will also help people reading the meme in flatview keep track of what’s happening. Finally, titling your fills (even if it’s something silly) will be helpful to those tracking a lot of prompts or scrolling through the meme.

PROMPT FREEZES
Depending on the rate of activity, there may or may not be a prompt freeze when a part reaches 2000 and 4500 comments. However, there will be one when it reaches 7000. After the 7000 comments freeze, a new part will be posted, and all prompting should happen on the new part.

CONTACTING MODS
Your mods for this meme are [livejournal.com profile] ellie_hell, [livejournal.com profile] charname, [livejournal.com profile] anonspock and [livejournal.com profile] anonbach. If you have any questions, concerns, comments about anything at all on the meme feel free to send a PM or contact us via the Page-A-Mod post.

MEME LINKS
Pinboard Archive - Delicious Archive - Guide to the Archive
Filled Prompts Posts: Parts 1-23 - Parts 24+ - Spoiler Free
The Glorious FAQ - Page-A-Mod

Flat View of This Page - Newest Page in Flatview - Newest Page of the Meme

Love Post - Chatter Post - Searching Post
Concrit Post - Story Announcement Post - Orphan Post
Spoiler Free Prompt Post - Overflow Post

Links to previous prompting parts

OTHER LINKS AND AFFILIATES
sherlock_rant: A place to rant about or discuss anything with few to no restrictions.
sherlock_rpf: This is a kinkmeme for RPF about the show.
[livejournal.com profile] sherlockcrit: A multi-fandom betaing/concrit community, with a focus on BBC Sherlock.
sherlockbbc: A community dedicated to the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes.
Useful resources for Sherlock and LiveJournal.
Sherlock screencaps.

NOTICE: All links on the meme are now being screened because of spambot issues. When you submit a comment containing a link, it will be marked as spam. Please don't worry, the mods will unscreen it as soon as they can.

221B

(Anonymous) 2014-04-23 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Bzzzz bzzzz!

"Sherlock, something is buzzing."

"Bravo, John. I hereby confirm that all the bullets you have fired haven’t rendered you deaf."

"It can’t be your mobile, because you’re holding it right now."

"That’s a brilliant deduction. You are getting better and better at this detective business."

Bzzzz bzzzz!

"The buzzing is coming from the bookshelf."

"Are you going to utter more banalities until I die of boredom?"

"What have you hidden behind the books?"

"Nothing to bother yourself with, no need to break a sweat."

Bzzzz bzzzz!

"...Sherlock, why is there half a dozen bees eating my breakfast?"

"Why, John, I believe they like blueberry jam. You are so benevolent to share with them!"

"It must be a bad dream... Sherlock, tell me you didn’t set up a beehive in our living room!"

"I would, but you berate me when I lie to you."

"Bugger!"

"I did consider the basement and your bedroom, but both had serious disadvantages. This room is the best location. I’m sure you understand."

Bzzzz bzzzz!

"That’s it, I’m heading back down for some fresh air."

"Oh, if you’re going out, could you buy some more jam? And maybe a beef heart and a bunch of bananas."

"I’m not your bloody lackey!"

BAM!

Bzzzz bzzzz!

"Well, at least he hasn’t seen the bowels in the bath..."

Re: 221B

(Anonymous) 2014-04-23 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I think I might love you.

Re: 221B

(Anonymous) 2014-04-23 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
AnonAuthor here

*blushes* Thank you so much! I was struck with inspiration at eleven last night and I had to write this before going to bed. I'm glad you liked it!

Re: 221B

(Anonymous) 2014-04-27 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Congrats, this really made me crack up! :))