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Prompting Part XXXV

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Oh crap....I don't know what happened there. After he says the bit about it being a murder weapon for Mary Berry, just jump down to the last line about thumbs down.

Maybe the bracketing messed it up? I dunno?

Actually ... You can read it after the ERROR comment and just finish it from there and it will read correctly.

Ooer! Someone keep Mary Berry safe from Sherlock's wrath. That woman is a national gem! XD.

I'm really loving this so far. It's fab. You're brilliant. I look forward to reading more.(^_^)

That you OP? Happy birthday to your Mum!

Yep. Sorry. Should have said it was me. Hi again! She says thank you, she's had a lovely birthday and she loves the fill too.

(Yeah... She knows about the kink meme... I think she ships John and Sherlock almost as much as Mrs Hudson. XD.)

Mine does too!
I won't be able to finish it tonight... Going out of town this weekend. Almost there though.
Glad you are both enjoying it :)

No text from Sherlock bragging about his cake. This was not a good sign.

John was coming up on his last patient of the day, and was considering a quick stop-off to get one. Probably Sherlock was wrapped up in an experiment and hadn't got around to it. Another "friendly reminder text" would risk a tremendous strop, and he was pushing it as it was. He'd get a back up cake. Just in case. Mrs. H had been so good to them, particularly after his latest spat with Harry, and he couldn't stand the thought of her having nothing from them at all.

After he'd finished up, he stopped by Tesco on the way. No sooner had he walked in the door then a striking, unmistakable figure in a black coat at the self-checkout caught his eye... apparently calculating just how rough one could be with a carton of eggs without breaking them. Just eggs. John turned quickly and headed to the second entrance before he could be seen.

Sherlock was clearly furious. And John knew they had eggs at the flat..nearly a full dozen. He'd had one with breakfast this morning. Which meant... he had gone through them all. So he had been baking. Unsuccessfully. Best to get that back-up cake then, since Sherlock's was likely inedible. And keep it out of sight, just in case he does get it right on this last try? He bought the cake and headed to Criterion for some coffee, and to wait it out a bit.

***
The last cake was no better than the first two. He had chosen the best two of the six cakes he had made, plopped one on top of the other, and got a certain perverse satisfaction out of decorating it anyway.

It was a stealth weapon at least, resembling a perfectly suitable cake, so long as no one looked too closely, or attempted to cut it. Or noticed the dripping jam because he was too frustrated and impatient to let it cool off properly. And the whipped cream hadn't exactly whipped. Well, the first batch had, and he was so pleased it was actually working that he kept at it a bit too long and now it was well into the butter stage. The second batch was under-whipped and slowly melting into the not-quite-cooled cake. Who was he kidding, it was a horrible cake by any criteria.

Sherlock was past the point of caring, and collapsed on the sofa with a dramatic sigh. John would be home any minute. He'd let him down. Empty-headed people all over the country could do this simple task. He could measure, he could follow directions, but... he glared at the offending confection.

John came in shortly thereafter, having left the back-up cake on the landing outside. Sherlock was still lying on the sofa, glaring at the entire kitchen as if the room was to be held personally responsible for his failure.

"I take it is was not a success."

"Well observed."

"I'm sure it will be fine. It's the thought that counts."

"You haven't seen it yet, John."

"Surely, it can't be that bad."

"It certainly can be. And I don't feel like playing your silly movie quote game. Not when I've made what is possibly the worst cake of all time."

"That would be 'surely you can't be serious,' and, if it is that bad, it's kind of an honor, isn't it?" he joked. "Come on. As long as we have something to give her. So what if it's not up to your usual standards of perfection. It's still cake." He went into the kitchen. Sure, it looked a bit unkempt, but some of the best cakes he had ever had were kind of messy looking. Just because Sherlock was always so fastidious didn't mean his cake would also have to look like it was just ripped out from the pages of Cake Vogue. He grabbed it and headed towards the door. "Come on! Let's go!"

Sherlock scrambled up and tried to block the door, but John had the advantage of not having spent the last half hour moping on the sofa, and was quicker on his feet. John had already called out "Mrs. Hudson! We have a little something for you!"

"Oh boys, you shouldn't have!" came the response.

She opened the door quickly and John transferred the cake into her hands before Sherlock could attempt to trip him or otherwise sabotage it. "Happy birthday, Mrs Hudson!"

"Did you make this yourselves?"

"Sherlock did. It's a bit messy, but I'm sure..."

"John bought a cake. It's outside. I'll go get it." Sherlock interrupted.

"Nonsense! Now don't be embarrassed, Sherlock. I know it's hard when you do everything so well, to not have it look just right, but it's fine."

Mrs Hudson got a triangular serving knife out from a drawer and cut the cake...or rather, attempted to cut the cake. The knife simply wouldn't pierce it. "Just a minute, I need a sharper knife...."

John looked at Sherlock and whispered "I thought you made another one?"

"I did," he replied. "I made three. This was the best of the bunch."

With an acuity of hearing far greater than her 78 years might suggest, she returned with a small paring knife and addressed Sherlock.

"Three times? Oh, Sherlock!" She wrapped her arms around him.

"I do not understand how my natural predisposition to stubbornness can be interpreted as a display of affection."

"Sherlock. You were at this for how many hours, to make three cakes?"

"Six, technically- two layers," he pouted.

"Six cakes! And I'm sure you were doing something else far more up your alley before then. "

"He was doing an experiment when I left," volunteered John.

"Exactly. And you chose to stop that to do this for me. Three times." She planted a kiss on his cheek. "Thank you."

With that, she stabbed the cake me and broke off a piece."I think we might appreciate this better," she said, "if we reclassified it as a biscuit."

This is so wonderfully adorable. <3

Thank you! Glad you liked it :)
Sometimes a little fluffy fluff is necessary.

This was absolutely delightful to read.

Thank you so very much! I might just ao3 it after all.
( I tend not to take my fluffy stuff as seriously and think they are worth it... Would be happy to post it as "gift" for OP since it was for her mum's bday and to cheer her up)

Oh you are absolutely brilliant! Thank you so much for this fill. You've really made my day and cheered me up no end. Sorry I didn't thank you before. I've not been well.x

Hey there OP!! I was going to gift it to you on ao3... do you have an account there?
I'm so glad you liked it..making the OP happy is mission accomplished.

I don't have an ao3 I'm afraid. I've just never got around to making one. You really have made my day though. Thank you so much!

Video. I'll watch the video and see what went wrong. Even she says it couldn't be any easier. Eggs, caster sugar (different), baking powder, self-raising? Self-raising flour in a sifter? Mixer. Don't overbeat...did I overbeat?...maybe I overbeat. 25 minutes, not 20, and there's the wire rack. I need a wire rack. She didn't use paper. Do I still need paper?

Sherlock did another inventory, and was off to Tesco for caster sugar, self-raising flour, a sifter, a mixer, two perfectly sized pans and a cooling rack. And the optional cream. It was about this time when John texted again.

How's it going? - J

Fine. -S

Fine? -J

Fine. - S

After watching the video two more times, he paused it as he completed each step. He sifted the flour. He didn't overmix it. He weighed the batter into two equal portions using his balance (even though it was the original recipe that suggested that, not the video). He baked it again, pulled his chair up to the oven and watched through the oven door as it cooked for the entire 25 minutes. There was no way it wouldn't be done right this time.

And yet... it made a better weapon than a cake. It might make a splendid murder weapon for Mary Berry.

[Thumbs down.] What the hell was my sign in name anyway? Did I ever even have one? [Cancel].

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