sherlockbbc_fic | Prompting Part XXXIV

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Still not beta'ed or britpicked, sorry.

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When John got down to breakfast the next morning, he was feeling extremely relaxed and there was a content smile on his face. The night before he’d gone straight up to his room, had a nice wank and then fallen into a deep sleep. He’d also gotten more than 10 hours sleep, which mean 10 blissful hours without thinking about Sherlock Holmes and his gorgeous everything. Of course those ended when he walked into the living room to find said Sherlock Holmes in only a towel on the sofa with John’s laptop balancing on one knee.

He was clearly fresh out of the shower. Droplets of water lingering on his bare torso, curls in one of those phases between drying and dripping, and also that damn towel. It was so small as well. John didn’t even know that they had towels that were that small.

“What are you doing with my laptop?” John asked as he finally tore his eyes away and headed to the kitchen. He needed tea.

“Mine is in my room. Couldn’t be bothered to get it,”

“You really should learn to be bothered to do that,”

“Also, your internet history is so much more interesting than mine,” Sherlock told him, making John freeze in his spot, hand on the kettle. No. Sherlock had to be referring to something else. He wiped his browser history. After every time, he wiped it.

“Why is mine interesting?” he asked, slowly turning to Sherlock. It might have been the worst choice he’d ever made, but it would be even more suspicious if he just kept having his back turned on Sherlock.

“Because it is wiped, which is much like advertising the fact that you have something to hide. Of course, there are several ways of restoring it after you have wiped it,” Sherlock explained, apparently not phased in the slightest by the fact that John was positively fuming. How dared he? That was properly some invasion of privacy. “So now I am merely… engaging myself with some of your reading material. I’ve got to say, it is quite an interesting collection,” It sounded like Sherlock was just about to say something more, but his phone chimed with a text and cut him off. In a moment he was off the sofa, John’s laptop forgotten at the table as he rushed to get dressed. There wasn’t much to do for John than to abandon his tea and follow Sherlock to the new crime scene Lestrade had texted him about.

I got funny looks because I was trying so hard not to laugh while reading this. Lesson to me: Don't read entertaining fic in public.

Not op but good god this is great. Sherlock being a tease and restoring John's browser history.

I was between laughing and drooling so far.

Prompting Part XXXIV

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