We see fics all the time where John and Sherlock have to pretend to be a married couple for a case. I'd love to see a fic where Sherlock has to pretend to be in a hetero marriage for a case, and drafts poor Molly to play the wife. Sherlock thinks he's acting exactly like a typical, hetero, suburban husband, but he's absolute pants at it. John has to step in and advise from the wings, and this interaction causes John to realise his feelings for Sherlock in the process.

Bonus: Plenty of steamy Johnlock smut at the end.

Please, no Sherlolly. I'd love to see the relationship between Sherlock and Molly become more equal in the process, with Molly calling Sherlock on some of his usual bullshit. I'm wide open to Lestrade/Molly, though!

RTYIs always welcome. :)