Prompting Part XXXIV

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Comments

AsiP - married S/fem!J

[(Anonymous)]

Can I please have married Sherlock/fem!John, where the reason Sherlock was so intolerable the years prior to ASiP was because he was surrounded by idiots and fools and the only person worth paying attention to - fascinating, amazing, marvelously interesting Joan - was thousands of miles away getting shot at, and he's so bored (and perhaps a bit worried) that he snarks and insults and simply turns into an ass for the entirety of Joan's deployments. And then she gets shot, and it's Bad but also Good, because now she's back where she belongs, and Sherlock can't wait for her to recover enough to drag her along to one of his crime scenes:

Donovan: Er, who’s this?
Sherlock: My wife, Doctor Joan Watson.
Donovan: ...A wife? How did you get a wife?!

Re: AsiP - married S/fem!J

[(Anonymous)]

This seems interesting and fun! I really like 'John and Sherlock were already together before Afghanistan' angle!

Daemons - gen fic

[(Anonymous)]

When it comes to first impressions John comes across as absolutely harmless. He dresses in fluffy woolly jumpers and has a round, friendly face, a gentle doctor's touch and looks all around unassuming. Those who don't know him very well have a difficult time reconciling their perception of John with his daemon, the large and scarred lioness that shadows him everywhere.

(I haven't even read the books/watched the movie(s?). I just love the concept of daemons (and having John's be a really large predator (which makes people go "...wat?"), so if anon thinks of something better than a lioness, go right ahead)).

Lestrade, D/s, mild watersports

[(Anonymous)]

Greg's dom (preferably John) likes to put him in a pair of dainty knickers, feed him bottle after bottle of water while rubbing his cock and teasing him, then spank him until he wets himself. The dom then cleans Greg up, washing him lovingly all the while fingering his arse and stroking him off. Bonus points for Greg getting fucked while bent over the edge of the tub.

FILL: Suffusion

[fireofangels.livejournal.com]

Hope you enjoy: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1111811

Crossover: Ace Attorney

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock is arrested for Moriarty's crimes.

John can't get any lawyers to take on his case, so he goes to the one lawyer who will take *any* case: Phoenix Wright.

It's not until they get Richard Brook on the stand that Sherlock and Phoenix start to turnabout the trial and Edgeworth and Lestrade start to help out the defence.

Re: Crossover: Ace Attorney

[cerulane.livejournal.com]

I don't know Ace Attorney but it could be fun. Seconding !

John/Sherlock, Pregnant!Sherlock Sherlock doesn't know how to express his hurt feelings

[jokers-sanity.livejournal.com]

I'm a firm believer in the idea that half the time, Sherlock doesn't understand that his caustic words can hurt people. He just says whatever is on his mind without a filter.

I'd like for Sherlock to meet someone just like him - a.k.a, no filter. They're particularly harsh to him, and Sherlock, who has never really understood the need for emotions, doesn't know how to express that his feelings are hurt.

Would love it if the insult-er said:

"Have you put on weight since the last time we met?" - like Sherlock said to Molly, commenting how she had gained three pounds since they last met.

OR

"I just *know* you're having a girl. She's sucking all of the beauty out of your face."

Basically, I just want some major hurt/comfort with Sherlock attempting to communicate the hurt to John, not being able to (and moping about it), and finally getting the comfort he so desperately needs.

Re: John/Sherlock, Pregnant!Sherlock Sherlock doesn't know how to express his hurt feelings

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

Awww yes please! I'm all for mpreg and vulnerable Sherlock.

John/Sherlock, John Hurts Sherlock's Feelings, Mediator!Mycroft

[jokers-sanity.livejournal.com]

I have a beautiful image in my head of an adorably mope-y Sherlock Holmes.

I would like Watson to have insulted/offended/hurt his lover in some way, but remain completely oblivious to the damage that he has caused. It doesn't help that Sherlock acts like an emotionless robot 99% of the time, anyhow. And Sherlock, instead of confronting him about it, is avoiding him like the plague and moping around the flat.

Mycroft, with all of his cameras, notices how 'off' his brother has been lately, and decides to stop by for a much unwanted visit. In the end, he ends up being the unlikely mediator between the two.

Wants:

Crying!Sherlock... lots and lots of crying Sherlock.

Moping!Sherlock

Inclusion of the scene where John insults Sherlock

Would prefer if Sherlock/John were married, but lovers is fine too!

Cracky prompt

[(Anonymous)]

So,I found this text post on tumblr
"Sherlock au where everything is the same except Sherlock talks like Jesse Pinkman"
and this answer:
"It’s for science, John!"

-“Science?”

-“Yeah, science, bitch!”

John/Sherlock, First Anniversary, Assumed Adultery

[jokers-sanity.livejournal.com]

I would love to see a story where John and Sherlock are about to celebrate their first anniversary, and John, wanting to surprise Sherlock, feigns having forgotten. He says he has to spend the day at the clinic, but Sherlock knows that the clinic is closed for the holiday. Logically, he assumes that John would rather spend their first anniversary with Sarah then with him... in Sarah's bed.

In reality, John is just going to Sarah for help preparing for the big night, and Sarah is more than happy to help out. Sherlock comes home to find Sarah in the flat and... well.. all hell breaks loose.

[samslave.livejournal.com]

Sherlock teaches John how to slow dance for his upcoming wedding to Mary.
I would love to read some stepping on toes, awkward laughing.
Bonus points if Sherlock asks John to explain why he's so nervous about getting married that he doesn't realize he's been dancing perfectly for the past few minutes.

Sherlock/John/Jim triangle

[(Anonymous)]

There's nothing better than a good love triangle, especially between these three. I think it would be interesting to explore a situation where Jim, Sherlock and John met as children and remained close friends up until their adolescence. Jim has spent most of that time secretly in love with John, who in turn is smitten with Sherlock. Jim decides to go for it and admits his feelings to John but isn't prepared for the way his heart breaks when John tells him he feels the same way--for Sherlock. So life goes on. Jim is lonely and on the outside looking in while John and Sherlock grow closer and closer. He falls in with the wrong crowd, starts causing trouble and the rest is history.

Make me feel bad for Jim! We've all been in that position before, and we know how very much it sucks, so don't be afraid to make it hurt! Bonus points if you can do that without villifying Sherlock and John.

SPOILERS! Many Happy Returns

[sj-r.livejournal.com]

(Mods, my first prompt, so I'm very sorry if I'm breaking any rules; please do delete if so)

Just watched the mini webisode 'Many Happy Returns' on the BBC site.

And my prompt is, basically, someone give Anderson a hug for me, please?

Johnlock, Because Make-Up Sex is Statistically the Hottest Sex of All

[jokers-sanity.livejournal.com]

Basically, John and Sherlock fight *a lot*. To the point where people (who definitely aren't Sherlock's friends) wonder as to why they are together at all. Sherlock's answer is simple: make-up sex is, statistically speaking, the hottest sex of all. But could it be more than that? Could he actually love the doctor? And what does the doctor think about this statement?

Sherlock develops a rare medical condition (H/C)

[buttsnax.livejournal.com]

Sherlock develops a rare medical condition that causes him to become lethargic and depressed whenever good things happen to him. After Sherlock wins the lottery, John has trouble consoling him. Hurt/Comfort.

Re: Sherlock develops a rare medical condition (H/C)

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmm...I've never written C/H before, but might want to try.

John/Sherlock, John/Mary, or gen - Reddit

[(Anonymous)]

John and/or Sherlock do(es) a Reddit AMA.

Re: John/Sherlock, John/Mary, or gen - Reddit

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god. GENIUS.

johnlock quiet sex

[lizzieborednow.livejournal.com]

john and sherlock have to have sex very quietly or they'll wake someone up.
perhaps there teenagers having sex in one of there houses?
TOP SHERLOCK
i love the idea of them wanting to really have sex but having to be quiet so no one hears them. that mix of horny and scared

Reactions and a Latex allergy

[(Anonymous)]

No one uses latex anymore, it's all about nitrile now. Good thing too, because Sherlock's got one hell of a latex allergy.

Re: Reactions and a Latex allergy

[(Anonymous)]

Bwahaha... I have a latex allergy too, and while gloves are nitrile now I know one thing that is most definitely latex as a standard ; )

Sherlock and Anthea are best friends

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock and Anthea are best friends, and are such good friends that they insult each other constantly, and text about Mycroft while sitting next to him. Mycroft does everything in his power to keep them separated. He fails. Every time.

Re: Sherlock and Anthea are best friends

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Sally´s gone missing

[(Anonymous)]

John is going insane. Lestrade hasn´t called in three days and Sherlock is going mad with boredom so he calls the DI. When he reaches him, it comes out that Sally has gone missing three days ago. "You know on Sherlock´s list that´s barely a 5 and with it being Donovan he probably wouldn´t care at all."

But Lestrade is wrong. Sherlock is all pissed cause he wants to know if someone of the team goes missing, thank you very much, and he proceeds to do everything he can to find Sally.

Johnlock, Christmas Dinner

[(Anonymous)]

John wants Sherlock to bring him home for Christmas. Sherlock is less than thrilled by the idea, but agrees nonetheless.

WANT:

John/Sherlock (bottom!Sherlock preferred) attempting to have sex, but Sherlock keeps finding - and destroying - Mycroft's cameras.

Sherlock's mother can't cook to save her life, but she knows over one-hundred ways to kill you without leaving a hint of forensic evidence behind, and everyone is too afraid to say anything.

Extremely embarrassing Christmas presents (underwear, condoms, its up to anon :P).

Thanks in advance!

Re: Johnlock, Christmas Dinner

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding so hard!

Johnlock, Dacryphilia - Crying!Kink

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock is aroused by seeing John cry. It's just something about seeing someone that is so strong, allow a moment of weakness show for him. It's not the crying he really gets off on, but the trust displayed in the act of crying.

Re: Johnlock, Dacryphilia - Crying!Kink

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED SO FREAKING HARD OMG.

(Annoying and Extremely Unhelpful) Scientific Limitations

[(Anonymous)]

Based on an actual conversation between my friend and I that was very Sherlock-and-John

Me: most relationships don't require restrictions on science
Friend: Most relationships don't involve you

BONUS:
Me: You have to do the shopping
Friend: Then what do you do?
Me: I don't put decaying experiments in your bed
Friend: As if I'd let you do the shopping or cooking. We'd end up in the ER. You'd poison our food just to see if it'd work.

NSFW Sex-machine

[(Anonymous)]

Sherlock loves sex, he really does, but his mind goes offline when he engages in it and he misses all the wonderful miniscule details about his partner during sex (Like how they blush, how they moan, the movements their body makes while shifting into position, ect) to his frustration. So Sherlock's partner comes up with a plan of action- They buy a fuck machine and let's it bugger them while Sherlock watches, letting him observe to his hearts content.

(Left prompt open ended on pairing, because everyone's OTP deserves smut if the muse strikes, but Johnlock *IS* a preference. XD )

Re: NSFW Sex-machine

[(Anonymous)]

So so hot! Seconding like woah!

If someone's up for it I'd love to see an art fill for this as well :)

rabbit Sherlock goes into a rut

[lizzieborednow.livejournal.com]

Sherlock with rabbit ears and tail goes into a rut every spring and needs to mate or it will become painful. John offers his help (arse).
can be established relationship or not
top sherlock
bonus ponts for Sherlock quarantining the flat and John because he wants his 'mate' all to himself leading up to the rut

Re: rabbit Sherlock goes into a rut

[(Anonymous)]

I have an idea for this but:

Do you want Sherlock attempt to rut with a mate in the past but it resulted in failure (Victor and Seb) because of the amount of sex he demanded or that Sherlock normally used toys/objects because nobody could handle his rut so he's afraid to wear John out until it actually happens (and is happy that John is that one who can keep up with him?)

Sherlock/John - Drunk sex the night before John's wedding

[(Anonymous)]

John and Sherlock get drunk at John's bachelor party the night before he's due to wed Mary. John ends up taking Sherlock's virginity later that night. It's impromptu and sloppy and painful for Sherlock.

No non-con/dub-con, please, although a hearty dash of mixed feelings and angst would be appreciated.

Re: Sherlock/John - Drunk sex the night before John's wedding

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

Johnlock, Misunderstandings

[jokers-sanity.livejournal.com]

John and Sherlock have been married for several years, when Sherlock finds divorce papers in their bedroom. Sherlock is upset, but reasons that everything ends eventually, and resolves to move out quietly. John, of course, knows about the papers... and the *real* reason they were there.

I read a story like this before, but I'm looking for something a little different this time around.

Thanks in advance!

Re: Johnlock, Misunderstandings

[dilvin.livejournal.com]

*I read a story like this before*
Can you give me a link please?
P.S. Happy New Year!:)