(23:13) I barely know him. I’ve never even met him. Why do you ask?
(23:13) I am very interested in the company he keeps. M
(23:14) There’s no need to be worried; we’re just texting, that’s all.
(23:14) Not that it’s any of your business.
(23:15) The texting doesn’t worry me. My brother texts a lot, in fact, he prefers it. M
(23:16) Texting during dinner when he doesn’t have a case, smiling at his screen as he responds, and sending pictures for someone else’s amusement: those are things my brother does not do. M
(23:17) I still don’t see how any of this concerns you.
(23:18) If it concerns my brother, it concerns me. M
(23:18) I’ll be in touch. M
(…)
(23:20) Your brother is the creepiest person in Britain.
(23:21) What did he do? SH
(23:21) He texted me to ask what my intentions were. I don’t know how he did it, but he knew personal things about me.
(…)
(23:21) Stop texting John! SH
(23:23) Who I text is none of your business. M
(23:23) I could say the same to you! SH
(23:24) Stop trying to interfere! This doesn’t concern you. SH
(23:26) How can you regularly text someone you don’t know? You’re being very reckless. M
(23:26) And you’re being very annoying. SH
(23:27) Be careful, Sherlock. M
(23:27) Piss off, Mycroft! SH
(…)
(23:28) Tell me if he bothers you again; he has the habit of interfering where he’s not welcome. SH
(23:29) I think he got access to my medical record.
(23:30) I’m sure he did. SH
(23:30) Wow, that’s creepy.
(23:30) That’s my brother. SH
(23:31) How did he do it?
(23:32) He’s the British government. He has access to everyone’s files. SH
(23:33) Is he dangerous?
(23:34) Not dangerous, no. He does enjoy using his position to pretend he’s intimidating. SH
(23:35) Wow. And I thought my family was strange.
(23:35) You’ve seen nothing. SH
(23:39) Why haven’t we met yet?
(23:40) I thought about it. SH
(23:40) And?
(23:41) I have enemies. SH
(23:42) With your charming disposition? Who would have thought? ;)
(23:42) Drunk again, John? SH
(23:42) Ha ha. Funny.
(23:43) I’m not one of your enemies, I hope you know that.
(23:44) Yes, of course I do. SH
(23:45) However, my enemies are not above targeting the people around me to get to me. SH
(23:47) Just so you know, what you’re saying does nothing to convince me you’re not living in a Bond movie.
(23:47) I’m not kidding. My landlady got kidnapped and strapped to semtex. SH
(23:48) Poor woman, that’s horrible.
(23:49) The person who did this is very intelligent. As long as we’re just texting, he can’t find out. If we’re seen together, he’ll come after you. SH
(20:49) Is this your perfect opponent?
(20:49) Yes. SH
(20:50) Sherlock, I was a soldier. I’m a doctor. Believe me when I say I can take care of myself.
(23:51) I’m sure you can. But I can’t risk it. SH
(23:51) Fine.
(23:53) Are you angry with me again? SH
(23:54) No. Bit disappointed, that’s all.
(23:56) I wish I could be part of your adventures.
(23:56) I don’t have adventures, John. SH
(23:57) Yeah, you do. I suppose I’ll have to live vicariously through your texts.
(23:58) But if you ever need an assistant, I think a doctor who knows how to fight would be a great candidate.
Wrong Number - 5e
What the hell do you want?
(23:12)
What is your connection to
Sherlock?
M
(23:13)
I barely know him. I’ve never
even met him. Why do you
ask?
(23:13)
I am very interested in the
company he keeps.
M
(23:14)
There’s no need to be worried;
we’re just texting, that’s all.
(23:14)
Not that it’s any of your
business.
(23:15)
The texting doesn’t worry me.
My brother texts a lot, in fact,
he prefers it.
M
(23:16)
Texting during dinner when
he doesn’t have a case,
smiling at his screen as he
responds, and sending
pictures for someone else’s
amusement: those are things
my brother does not do.
M
(23:17)
I still don’t see how any of
this concerns you.
(23:18)
If it concerns my brother, it
concerns me.
M
(23:18)
I’ll be in touch.
M
(…)
(23:20)
Your brother is the creepiest
person in Britain.
(23:21)
What did he do?
SH
(23:21)
He texted me to ask what
my intentions were. I don’t
know how he did it, but he
knew personal things about
me.
(…)
(23:21)
Stop texting John!
SH
(23:23)
Who I text is none of your
business.
M
(23:23)
I could say the same to you!
SH
(23:24)
Stop trying to interfere! This
doesn’t concern you.
SH
(23:26)
How can you regularly text
someone you don’t know?
You’re being very reckless.
M
(23:26)
And you’re being very
annoying.
SH
(23:27)
Be careful, Sherlock.
M
(23:27)
Piss off, Mycroft!
SH
(…)
(23:28)
Tell me if he bothers you
again; he has the habit of
interfering where he’s not
welcome.
SH
(23:29)
I think he got access to my
medical record.
(23:30)
I’m sure he did.
SH
(23:30)
Wow, that’s creepy.
(23:30)
That’s my brother.
SH
(23:31)
How did he do it?
(23:32)
He’s the British government.
He has access to everyone’s
files.
SH
(23:33)
Is he dangerous?
(23:34)
Not dangerous, no. He does
enjoy using his position to
pretend he’s intimidating.
SH
(23:35)
Wow. And I thought my
family was strange.
(23:35)
You’ve seen nothing.
SH
(23:39)
Why haven’t we met yet?
(23:40)
I thought about it.
SH
(23:40)
And?
(23:41)
I have enemies.
SH
(23:42)
With your charming
disposition? Who would have
thought? ;)
(23:42)
Drunk again, John?
SH
(23:42)
Ha ha. Funny.
(23:43)
I’m not one of your enemies,
I hope you know that.
(23:44)
Yes, of course I do.
SH
(23:45)
However, my enemies are not
above targeting the people
around me to get to me.
SH
(23:47)
Just so you know, what
you’re saying does nothing to
convince me you’re not living
in a Bond movie.
(23:47)
I’m not kidding. My landlady
got kidnapped and strapped
to semtex.
SH
(23:48)
Poor woman, that’s horrible.
(23:49)
The person who did this is
very intelligent. As long as
we’re just texting, he can’t
find out. If we’re seen
together, he’ll come after you.
SH
(20:49)
Is this your perfect opponent?
(20:49)
Yes.
SH
(20:50)
Sherlock, I was a soldier. I’m
a doctor. Believe me when I
say I can take care of myself.
(23:51)
I’m sure you can. But I can’t
risk it.
SH
(23:51)
Fine.
(23:53)
Are you angry with me again?
SH
(23:54)
No. Bit disappointed, that’s
all.
(23:56)
I wish I could be part of your
adventures.
(23:56)
I don’t have adventures,
John.
SH
(23:57)
Yeah, you do. I suppose I’ll
have to live vicariously
through your texts.
(23:58)
But if you ever need an
assistant, I think a doctor
who knows how to fight
would be a great candidate.
(23:58)
I’ll keep that in mind.
SH
(23:59)
I’m going to bed. Good night.
(23:59)
Good night.
SH