February 2nd
(18:07)
I NEED TO ASK: DID YOUR MURDER
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE
SERIAL SUICIDE THING I SAW ON
THE TELLY?

(18:09)
Your deduction skills are
improving.
SH

(18:11)
DID HE REALLY GIVE HIS VICTIMS
TWO PILLS? THAT’S DREADFUL!

(18:12)
He’s in prison now. I doubt he’ll be
in any position to give anyone any
form of medication anytime soon.
SH

(18:14)
WAS IT YOU WHO ARRESTED HIM?

(18:16)
If you watched the news, and
I know you currently are watching
the news, you are aware that DI
Lestrade was the one to arrest him.
SH

(18:18)
HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M WATCHING
THE NEWS?

(18:21)
I haven’t heard from you in two
days, but you texted me just as that
story came up on BBC News. You
were reminded of our last exchange
and were curious. Simple.
SH

(18:22)
ALRIGHT, I CONFESS. SO, DID YOU
ARREST HIM?

(18:24)
We already established I’m not a
police officer. I don’t have the
power to arrest people.
SH

(18:26)
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. DID YOU
SOLVE THE CASE?

(18:26)
What makes you think I could have?
SH

(18:31)
IT WASN’T HIS FIRST MURDER,
WAS IT? THERE WAS A PRESS
CONFERENCE A FEW DAYS AGO
WHERE THEY MENTIONED
SUSPICIOUS SUICIDES. THEN, YOU
WERE ‘FINALLY CALLED’ ABOUT A
MURDER. SEVERAL HOURS LATER,
THE MURDERER IS BEHIND BARS.
COINCIDENCE?

(18:32)
A little simplistic, but impressive
nonetheless.
SH

(18:34)
I’LL TAKE THAT AS A YES. NOW
WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU DO?

(18:35)
I will, under one condition.
SH

(18:36)
WHAT?

(18:36)
STOP YELLING AT ME!
SH

(18:39)
I’M NOT YELLING. I DON’T KNOW
HOW NOT TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS.

(18:40)
Figure it out, otherwise I’m not
answering.
SH

(18:46)
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX MY
PHONE?

(18:52)
COME ON, TELL ME IF YOU KNOW!
IT’S A NEW PHONE AND I DON’T
KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

(19:03)
SCREW YOU!