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Re: John's bottom

[(Anonymous)]

I wouldn't mind if you keep copying and pasting this to every post here. Not even being sarcastic. Ok? Ok.

Re: John's bottom

[(Anonymous)]

I would, but you mustn't mix happy porny thoughts and annoying SOPA/PIPA discussions. And I'm kind of creeped out by the umbrella thing.

Re: John's bottom

[(Anonymous)]

It usually works like this:

Umbrella is horny or wants to do sexy experiments. It says

Hey SOPA/PIPA, I want to fuck you.

Then SOPA/PIPA is horny, too, and after some debate and reconciliation, Umbrella inserts his pointed tip into SOPA/PIPA's delectable hole punches. Enactions ensue.

Or like this:

SOPA/PIPA is horny and/or irritated because of things Umbrella does. They say

We don't know why we bother with you sometimes.

Then Umbrella says

It's because I fuck you so good. I should remind you.

Then it proceeds to do just that.

Or like this:

Umbrella and SOPA/PIPA are both horny because of international relations/rain/sex pollen. They kiss and get unbound. One of them says

Let's fuck.

The other agrees. Umbrella rightly points out that SOPA/PIPA should bottom first, because SOPA/PIPA rolled up is so big they would need too much time for preparation the other way around. Or maybe SOPA/PIPA just shuts it up with a kiss and rides it, because they want a pointed tip in their hole punches, RIGHT NOW.

Do you get it yet or do you need more explanations?

Re: John's bottom

[(Anonymous)]

No, thank you, I think you broke my brain XD