I'm not gonna lie: I have the world's biggest ladyboner for Sherlock's extremely classy Belstaff coat.

So, can I get John or Irene (or both (or Molly or Sarah or, I don't know, Lestrade, anyone)) obsessing hardcore over Sherlock's glorious coat, with maybe some molesting Sherlock in the coat or stealing it to masturbate in or something?

Because...unf. Dat coat. I regret nothing.