John runs into his younger cousin Rory Williams at a pub. And they decide to have a pint together and catch up. Eventually they begin to share stories about the insane, geniuses who took over their lives. It becomes a one upmanship contest about all the bizarre, disturbing, and dangerous maybe even fatal, things that have happened to them. Meanwhile in a slightly nicer pub: Sherlock, Captain Jack Harkness and the Doctor. Who set up John and Rory bumping into each other and bugged either John or Rory and are listening. They turn John and Rory's endless whining into a drinking a game. Hours later both parties emerge from their respective pubs, arseholed.
John and Rory both feeling like killing themselves. And then they run into Sherlock, Jack and Doctor who point and laugh at them, drunkly. (Also all three have got on funny hats… for some reason). Sherlock explains what they did maliciously. The Doctor is about to try say something positive when an enraged John Watson punches the Timelord in the face. Then a brawl breaks out. Jack, hopes it will turn into a homosexual orgy somehow. Sherlock notes between blows, that Jack always hopes that.
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John runs into his younger cousin Rory Williams at a pub. And they decide to have a pint together and catch up. Eventually they begin to share stories about the insane, geniuses who took over their lives. It becomes a one upmanship contest about all the bizarre, disturbing, and dangerous maybe even fatal, things that have happened to them.
Meanwhile in a slightly nicer pub: Sherlock, Captain Jack Harkness and the Doctor. Who set up John and Rory bumping into each other and bugged either John or Rory and are listening. They turn John and Rory's endless whining into a drinking a game.
Hours later both parties emerge from their respective pubs, arseholed.
John and Rory both feeling like killing themselves. And then they run into Sherlock, Jack and Doctor who point and laugh at them, drunkly. (Also all three have got on funny hats… for some reason). Sherlock explains what they did maliciously. The Doctor is about to try say something positive when an enraged John Watson punches the Timelord in the face. Then a brawl breaks out. Jack, hopes it will turn into a homosexual orgy somehow. Sherlock notes between blows, that Jack always hopes that.