sherlockbbc_fic | Prompting Part XXXVI

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GUIDELINES

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MEME LINKS
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Varnish Error View of This Page - Newest Page in Flatview - Newest Page of the Meme

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Spoiler Free Prompt Post - Overflow Post

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OTHER LINKS AND AFFILIATES

sherlock_rant: A place to rant about or discuss anything with few to no restrictions.

sherlock_rpf: This is a kinkmeme for RPF about the show.

sherlockcrit: A multi-fandom betaing/concrit community, with a focus on BBC Sherlock.

sherlockbbc: A community dedicated to the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes.
Useful resources for Sherlock and LiveJournal.
Sherlock screencaps.

Update to prompting guidelines.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Please could I have a leather pant wearing Lestrade walking his vampire dog and getting yelled at by paranoid!Sherlock for triggering his phobia. Meanwhile a red faced John visits the doctor after a wank accident involving a pineapple. In the background, Moriarty is trundling around with a decapitated dog's head, still alive. Also spiders.

*A decapitated dog's head full of spiders.

And the dog's head bites anyone who comes near, I suppose.

...I like the way you think.

(Get this- Mycroft says 'awesome sauce')

If John was having a bad day at the surgery, well that was no one's business but his own. And if, during the day he dealt with a man who had had a wank accident with a pineapple, a sick child whose shrieking sounded almost exactly like a Wilhelm Scream and a woman with goopy purple nipples, well that was no one's business but the NHS's.

And if, without John to reign him in, Sherlock was even more insufferable than usual, well that was no one's business but Lestrade's, Donovan's and Anderson's. And if Sally, in a fit of pique, told Sherlock to "go suck on a tampon", well, that was no one's business but hers. And if the next day, to "make amends", Sherlock brought in ice creams for everyone, well, that was no one's business but the team's. And if the ice creams tasted kind of funny, well that was no one's business but Sherlock's. And if Anderson in consternation wondered if there was a "special ingredient" in the ice cream, well that was nobody's business but their own. And if Sally pointed out that they were wrapped ice creams, and Anderson suggested that that "wouldn't stop Sherlock", well that was their (horrified) business.

And if Greg was going through a secret midlife crisis, well, that was nobody's business but his own. And if in his spare time, Greg donned leather pants and walked his newly-acquired dog in the dog park, well, that was nobody's business but his. And if his dog repeatedly ran up to random women and sniffed their crotches, well that was nobody's businesses but theirs. And if Greg wondered if maybe they were on their periods and he had a vampire dog, well, that was nobody's business but his and Fenton's. And if Fenton went missing one day at the dog park, well, that was no one's business but his, his entire team and in fact most of the Met Police working on double time. And if a colleague suggested that the investigation was "excessive and a waste of police resources", well that was nobody's business but theirs and Lestrade's fist.

And if Moriarty's actions could be seen as petty and vengeful, well that was no one's business but his. And if his newly-decapitated dog's head was now full of spiders, well, that was nobody's business. And if some of the spiders got into his Marks & Spencer's couscous, well that was nobody's business but everyone in the world's.

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Sorry that it wasn't exactly what you asked for. Best I could do.

I love it

Thank you.

Prompting Part XXXVI

Crack request (TW vampire dog)

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Re: Crack request (TW vampire dog

Re: Crack request (TW vampire dog)

Re: Crack request (TW vampire dog)

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