Sherlock slid his fingertips along the edge of his silk robe, the coolness of the fabric wasn't without appeal, but he wanted warmth. He slid his hand down from the fabric onto his thigh. Texture was wrong. Not smooth enough. Behind his knee was optimal-- warm, smooth and very soothing. His robe flopped open, exposing his body to the open air and to his flatmate.
"Hey, how's about little bit of respect for the other person in the room? You know, the one who doesn't want to be looking at naked men?"
"That would make two of us. Besides, I thought you were busy looking at a computer screen? Or, in your case, the keyboard?"
"Finished. Look, just, tie the robe shut...or flop on your stomach or something."
Sherlock rose partway, balanced for a moment on his knees, and then dramatically dropped belly-first onto the sofa, his robe still open but hanging off the side of the cushions, draping it in blue silk.
John wanted to say something about not making the sofa quite so...penis-y...but actually having to express the thought verbally irked him and he just sighed. The man had no sense of personal shame and that was coming from somebody who shared a barracks with a hellofalot of other men. Still, if they were to give out awards for lack of... wait... was he....actually...
"Ummm, Sherlock, bedroom is that way."
"Mmmm?"
"Apparently this is too much to ask, but, could you refrain from sexual activities on our sofa?"
"I don't consider this to be a sexual activity."
"Pretty sure your fingers along the cleft your arse qualifies as sexual."
"No body part is inherently sexual, or non-sexual, John. Is a tongue sexual? It's used for highly sexual activities, but that doesn't make it sexual in and of itself. Is a penis sexual if you are using it to urinate? A medical exam is certainly not sexual, and that not only involves 'sexual' parts," here Sherlock removed his long fingers from their previous position to make airquotes before returning them, "but someone else touching them. It's all about intent. I'm not doing this for a sexual purpose. The sensation helps me relax."
John chuckled. "It's about more than intent, Sherlock. By that criteria, I could have my finger shoved deep in your arse and it wouldn't be a sexual activity."
"As far as I am concernened it wouldn't be. And it would be damned helpful if you did, because no matter how I angle myself I can't seem to get at it without causing a jolt of pain to my shoulder, which rather negates the usefulness of perineal massage as a relaxation technique." Sherlock attempted to rearrange the pillows again, this time placing them beneath his hips, and was too focussed on his goal to even notice John's stunned silence.
Re: FILL 1/? asexual!sherlock/hetero!john, ass play
"Hey, how's about little bit of respect for the other person in the room? You know, the one who doesn't want to be looking at naked men?"
"That would make two of us. Besides, I thought you were busy looking at a computer screen? Or, in your case, the keyboard?"
"Finished. Look, just, tie the robe shut...or flop on your stomach or something."
Sherlock rose partway, balanced for a moment on his knees, and then dramatically dropped belly-first onto the sofa, his robe still open but hanging off the side of the cushions, draping it in blue silk.
John wanted to say something about not making the sofa quite so...penis-y...but actually having to express the thought verbally irked him and he just sighed. The man had no sense of personal shame and that was coming from somebody who shared a barracks with a hellofalot of other men. Still, if they were to give out awards for lack of... wait... was he....actually...
"Ummm, Sherlock, bedroom is that way."
"Mmmm?"
"Apparently this is too much to ask, but, could you refrain from sexual activities on our sofa?"
"I don't consider this to be a sexual activity."
"Pretty sure your fingers along the cleft your arse qualifies as sexual."
"No body part is inherently sexual, or non-sexual, John. Is a tongue sexual? It's used for highly sexual activities, but that doesn't make it sexual in and of itself. Is a penis sexual if you are using it to urinate? A medical exam is certainly not sexual, and that not only involves 'sexual' parts," here Sherlock removed his long fingers from their previous position to make airquotes before returning them, "but someone else touching them. It's all about intent. I'm not doing this for a sexual purpose. The sensation helps me relax."
John chuckled. "It's about more than intent, Sherlock. By that criteria, I could have my finger shoved deep in your arse and it wouldn't be a sexual activity."
"As far as I am concernened it wouldn't be. And it would be damned helpful if you did, because no matter how I angle myself I can't seem to get at it without causing a jolt of pain to my shoulder, which rather negates the usefulness of perineal massage as a relaxation technique." Sherlock attempted to rearrange the pillows again, this time placing them beneath his hips, and was too focussed on his goal to even notice John's stunned silence.