Prompting Part XXXV

[sherlockbbc_fic]

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Useful resources for Sherlock and LiveJournal.
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Comments

Sherlock would absolutely take Kurt out on a crime scene (aka part 3)

[(Anonymous)]

(AA here: Thanks for your nice comments.
Now that I am officially down the rabbithole I thought a third part wouldn't matter any more. I'm absolutely going to write something serious next. Like explicit fluffy gay porn for example. Blargh.)

KURT'S FIRST CRIME SCENE

Ruthless criminals, mutilated murder victims, a cheating wife and years of autogenic training had not prepared DI Gregory Lestrade for this.

„Sherlock, this… thing is sniffing at the murder victim.” And, as a horrified Lestrade noticed, the thing ogled said dead body with increasing appetite.

Sherlock was busy collecting pieces of broken glass from the floor. “Kurt is not a thing, Lestrade.” he snarled without looking up.

“Yes. Okay.” Lestrade had always been rather animal-friendly after all. Once he had donated 10 pounds for an animal welfare organization somewhere in Africa. “Keep your pet under control, then.”

Sherlock was starting to sound irritated. “Kurt is not my pet.”
Kurt, meanwhile, dropped onto his considerably large backside and grumbled happily.

Lestrade sighed. “So what is Kurt then?”

“He’s my boyfriend.” said Sherlock.

“Uha ah.” said Lestrade.

“Groaaaar.” said Kurt.

“Lord have mercy.” said Anderson, who for some reason was still there and had not taken his heels like the rest of the team.
Sherlock cursed the universe for its cruelty.
Kurt grabbed the dead woman’s purse with one gigantic paw and enthusiastically waggled his little bear tail.

“Please, Sherlock. I will not arrest you for kidnapping a bear, but please take him away from here.”

“I can’t.” Sherlock declared.

“Why?”

“Because it’s date night. I can’t send Kurt away during date night. I promised we were going to have a nice time together.”

Kurt poked his nose into the purse. Lestrade couldn’t think of anything to say.

“Brilliant!” Sherlock exclaimed two minutes later, jumping up and down like an exited Belstaff-clad rubber ball. “The mechanic! Cocaine in the window frame! Come along, Kurt.”
Thereafter, the consulting detective wandered out of the room. Kurt got up and waddled after him.

Lestrade stood there, blinking for a bit and wondering if he had landed in a bizarre parallel universe. Then he decided to go find John.

Gregory Lestrade found John Watson cleaning the bathroom of 221B in a trance-like state. This afternoon, the two men went down to John’s favourite pub and got more drunk than the day Sherlock had set Anderson’s balls on fire.

THE ULTIMATE END

Re: Sherlock would absolutely take Kurt out on a crime scene (aka part 3)

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*dying*