"Who...erm...who else have you been talking to?" John hopes he doesn't sound quite as apprehensive as he feels.
Another sigh, another twirl of his hand and finaly sherlock deigns to answer. "If you're going to ask me boring questions about Lestrade just do so John. Don't enquire in this tedious roundabout way. But if you must know yes he was there, yes I solved his case and yes, I was perfectly pleasent." Now there's a lie if ever John heared one. He loves his sherlock dearly but pleasent is not the first word that comes to mind to describe him.
"What did you say? What did you say to get under his skin? And don't even pretend you didn't" John scolds. "Did you mention your brothers diet again?" Sherlock can't quite mask the little almost smile on his lips. " I merely advised him to cut sugar and fat from Mycrofts diet. He's been gaining weight again. Besides, if they are ever going to start a family mycroft needs to maximise both quality and quantity of his semenproduction. Sugar and junkfood are negative influences. They can't all be gushers like you." At the look of Johns mortified face sherlock added "he might have said to never mention my brothers semen again" something John whole heartedly agrees to. "But he walked away eventualy and that's all that matters. I won"
John began to wonder what made his usual antisocial boyfriend so talkative allof a sudden. Than he remembered : omega pissing contest. He rubbes his hands on his face. How much worse could this get? "Anyone else?" And he did not just squeek thank you very much.
"Just that annoying barista that kept hitting on you and misses Hudson"
Re: Minifill pt 2
Another sigh, another twirl of his hand and finaly sherlock deigns to answer. "If you're going to ask me boring questions about Lestrade just do so John. Don't enquire in this tedious roundabout way. But if you must know yes he was there, yes I solved his case and yes, I was perfectly pleasent." Now there's a lie if ever John heared one. He loves his sherlock dearly but pleasent is not the first word that comes to mind to describe him.
"What did you say? What did you say to get under his skin? And don't even pretend you didn't" John scolds. "Did you mention your brothers diet again?" Sherlock can't quite mask the little almost smile on his lips. " I merely advised him to cut sugar and fat from Mycrofts diet. He's been gaining weight again. Besides, if they are ever going to start a family mycroft needs to maximise both quality and quantity of his semenproduction. Sugar and junkfood are negative influences. They can't all be gushers like you."
At the look of Johns mortified face sherlock added "he might have said to never mention my brothers semen again" something John whole heartedly agrees to. "But he walked away eventualy and that's all that matters. I won"
John began to wonder what made his usual antisocial boyfriend so talkative allof a sudden. Than he remembered : omega pissing contest. He rubbes his hands on his face. How much worse could this get? "Anyone else?" And he did not just squeek thank you very much.
"Just that annoying barista that kept hitting on you and misses Hudson"