Mycroft displeased the gods - now his soul is trapped in a sofa and he can't go back to being human until two virgins deflower each other on top of him.
Sherlock keeps trying, but he never gets anywhere until he meets Lestrade. (maybe the gods let 'never been with a man before' count as a virgin, maybe their love is so overwhelming it deserves a reward)
I'd like Sherlock/Lestrade to be the endgame pairing, but have no preference as to the partners he fails to get off with.
S/L - The Sofa (voyeurism, first time)
Mycroft displeased the gods - now his soul is trapped in a sofa and he can't go back to being human until two virgins deflower each other on top of him.
Sherlock keeps trying, but he never gets anywhere until he meets Lestrade. (maybe the gods let 'never been with a man before' count as a virgin, maybe their love is so overwhelming it deserves a reward)
I'd like Sherlock/Lestrade to be the endgame pairing, but have no preference as to the partners he fails to get off with.