Seriously, this is just crack. And quite different than the prompt, sorry OP, just had to write this!
How was the poor wheelie chair to compete with those armchairs? Those arrogant bastards had already taken the names of “Sherlock's Chair” and “John's Chair”, as if they had been made for those two. Well, they deserved to have all the stuffing ripped from them.
Okay, that was a bit harsh, but really. The wheelie chair deserved to be a bit angry. Who constantly got sat on? The other chairs? And who got stabbed during Sherlock's impromptu sword fight? That's right, the wheelie chair.
Maybe the poor chair was a bit bitter, but it was mostly just lonely. What would it have to do to get someone to sit in it so often it became their chair? Even the sofa, devoid of a title, still got constant affection from those two, mainly Sherlock.
The wheelie chair just wanted love, but it never got it. Perhaps those two had something against wheels.
Mini-fill: Pining!chair
How was the poor wheelie chair to compete with those armchairs? Those arrogant bastards had already taken the names of “Sherlock's Chair” and “John's Chair”, as if they had been made for those two. Well, they deserved to have all the stuffing ripped from them.
Okay, that was a bit harsh, but really. The wheelie chair deserved to be a bit angry. Who constantly got sat on? The other chairs? And who got stabbed during Sherlock's impromptu sword fight? That's right, the wheelie chair.
Maybe the poor chair was a bit bitter, but it was mostly just lonely. What would it have to do to get someone to sit in it so often it became their chair? Even the sofa, devoid of a title, still got constant affection from those two, mainly Sherlock.
The wheelie chair just wanted love, but it never got it. Perhaps those two had something against wheels.