I have this unexplainable headcannon that John Watson was a total dick in highschool/college (maybe he was bitter about being short, who knows.) I'd just like to see something involving this idea...
Bonus: The fic is set after John gets back from Afghanistan, with John being totally his gentlemanly self and totally over his past dicktitude.
Bonus 2: Sherlock finds out about it from someone they meet on a case. Mockery ensues. (ex. "Sherlock will you please go out and get milk?" "Busy." "You haven't moved for three hours!" "What are you going to do take my lunch money?" )
Bonus 3: John and Mycroft went to school together. Mycroft recognizes him because John used to bully him (cause he was a chubby child. *shot*) Cue Over protective Mama bear Mycroft assuming Johns still the same dick he knew in school and throwing his now metaphorical weight around because he worries about Sherlock (constantly)
So John was kinda a dick in highschool...
Bonus: The fic is set after John gets back from Afghanistan, with John being totally his gentlemanly self and totally over his past dicktitude.
Bonus 2: Sherlock finds out about it from someone they meet on a case. Mockery ensues. (ex. "Sherlock will you please go out and get milk?" "Busy." "You haven't moved for three hours!" "What are you going to do take my lunch money?" )
Bonus 3: John and Mycroft went to school together. Mycroft recognizes him because John used to bully him (cause he was a chubby child. *shot*) Cue Over protective Mama bear Mycroft assuming Johns still the same dick he knew in school and throwing his now metaphorical weight around because he worries about Sherlock (constantly)