(19:31)
Where are you?
SH

(19:33)
My girlfriend’s flat. We’re
planning a trip to New
Zealand.

(19:35)
Oh. You didn’t have to help if
you didn’t want to.
SH

(19:37)
It’s fine, I really wanted to.

(19:38)
Have you ever been to New
Zealand?

(19:39)
Never.
SH

(19:41)
Are you a 15-year-old kid?

(19:41)
Have you seen how kids spell
nowadays? Surely you can’t
think I’m one of them.
SH

(19:43)
Kids nowadays? Forget what I
said, you’re 97.

(19:44)
Your girlfriend.
SH

(19:45)
What about her?

(19:46)
You told her you were texting
someone about a case. She
thinks it’s a prank.
SH

(19:47)
You’re right. Of course you’re
right.

(19:50)
Do you think I’m pranking you?
SH

(19:53)
If you are, it’s one of the most
elaborate pranks I’ve ever
seen.

(19:54)
You didn’t answer my question.
SH

(19:57)
No, I don’t think it’s a prank.
But she said you could be
anyone or could have bad
intentions.

(19:58)
And now you can’t stop thinking
about it.
SH

(20:00)
Maybe you’re the prankster with
bad intentions.
SH

(20:03)
I’m not. I’m also older than
15 and far younger than 97.

(20:04)
If it can reassure you: it’s the
same for me. You can tell that
to your girlfriend.
SH

(20:06)
Just got the passengers’ files.
SH

(20:08)
Great! Tell me if there’s
anything I can do.

(20:13)
You should consider checking
out Tunnel Beach. I hear it’s
interesting.
SH

(20:16)
You said you’ve never been
there.

...

(22:11)
Did some research.
SH

(22:16)
I’ll keep that in mind. Thank
you.


April 17th
(04:03)
I need your inferior mind.
SH

(04:05)
Jesus Christ, my inferior mind
and I are asleep.

(04:05)
You can’t be asleep, it’s only…
Oh.
SH

(04:06)
I’m sorry John, I’ve been
focusing on the case for so
long that I lost track of time.
SH

(04:10)
Apology accepted. Next time
you need someone’s help,
try not waking them up in
the process and don’t
refer to their minds as
inferior.

(04:11)
Don’t be insulted. Your mind
is inferior compared to mine,
but it’s far superior to some
people’s.
SH

(04:11)
I think I might be on the right
track to solving the case, but
I need to know how a normal
person thinks.
SH

(04:13)
Fine, I’m awake anyway.
But there’s no way I’m
doing this without tea, so
don’t start bombarding
me if I don’t answer fast
enough for you.

(04:13)
I’ll try to refrain myself.
SH

(04:13)
But hurry up.
SH

(04:20)
Alright, I’m ready.

(04:20)
You’re a millionaire. You’re not
famous enough to interest
the media, but you have
enough power and influence
to go to bed every night
feeling pretty pleased about
yourself. Can you see it?
SH

(04:21)
I can. It’s a lot nicer than
the dream I was having
when you woke me up.

(04:21)
You have a wife, an obedient
dog. You also have regular
homosexual intercourse with
rent boys.
SH

(04:22)
Sounds like my regular
Saturday evenings.

(04:22)
John…
SH

(04:23)
Sorry, couldn’t resist. Go
ahead.

(04:23)
You have masochist
tendencies that your wife
refuses to indulge, so you
often get a bit rough with
the rent boys. Not always
consensually.
SH

(04:24)
I’m not a very good man.

(04:24)
No you’re not.
SH

(04:25)
One night, things go too far.
Maybe you’re angry, maybe
it’s too much enthusiasm,
maybe the boy made you
angry. Either way, you kill
him.
SH

(04:26)
You know that your life will
be ruined if the story comes
out, so you do what movies
have thought you to do:
you make it seem like it was
a suicide, you wipe all traces
of your presence in the
room, and you go looking
for a solid alibi.
SH