February 8th (14:51) Did I cross a line the other night when I asked what your name is?
(14:57) If I did, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to.
(21:07) Alright, I get the message. It was nice talking to you.
March 25th (21:43) How long would it take for a heel tattoo to start fading? SH
(21:52) Hello again.
(21:54) I have absolutely no idea. Is it for a case or are you interested in getting a tattoo?
(21:54) Case. SH
(21:56) Interesting one?
(21:58) I’d say 7/10 for now. Can’t say more until it’s solved. SH
(22:01) Have fun then. You can text me again if you need more medical advice.
(22:02) Or if you want to chat.
March 27th (22:14) I solved it. SH
(22:18) Cheers! Who did it, was it the butler?
(22:19) Where did you hear that? There was no butler involved in the case. SH
(22:22) It was a joke. You know, 'the butler did it'?
(22:24) I have no idea what you’re talking about, and I can assure you that the butler hardly ever does it. In all my cases, it only happened twice. SH
(22:27) Never mind. So, tell me, were you brilliant again?
(22:29) A smuggling ring was trading in Chinese antiquities. It was pretty straightforward once I cracked the code they were using to communicate. SH
(22:31) Your life sounds like a spy movie. Do you have a gorgeous P.A. with short skirts, stilettos and a perfect aim?
(22:31) No. SH
(22:31) My brother does. SH
(22:32) What does your brother do?
(22:34) He rules the world. At least, that’s what he makes it sound like when he talks about it. SH
(22:37) Hahaha! People who say siblings get less annoying with time are idiots.
(22:39) Hey, listen, I’m sorry I asked for your name the other day.
(22:39) It’s fine. SH
(22:42) I’ve never done this before, so it felt a little strange, but I don’t need to know your name, just as you don’t need to know mine. We can be two complete strangers texting from time to time.
(22:44) Or we could be nothing at all.
(22:46) God, that must be a rambling record, I’m sorry.
(22:50) You’re doing fine. SH
(22:54) Yeah, I bet I am. It’s getting late, so I’ll head to bed. I started a new job a few days ago and it would look horribly unprofessional if I fell asleep.
Wrong Number - 1d
(14:51)
Did I cross a line the other night
when I asked what your name is?
(14:57)
If I did, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to.
(21:07)
Alright, I get the message. It was
nice talking to you.
March 25th
(21:43)
How long would it take for a heel
tattoo to start fading?
SH
(21:52)
Hello again.
(21:54)
I have absolutely no idea. Is it for a
case or are you interested in getting
a tattoo?
(21:54)
Case.
SH
(21:56)
Interesting one?
(21:58)
I’d say 7/10 for now. Can’t say
more until it’s solved.
SH
(22:01)
Have fun then. You can text me
again if you need more medical
advice.
(22:02)
Or if you want to chat.
March 27th
(22:14)
I solved it.
SH
(22:18)
Cheers! Who did it, was it the butler?
(22:19)
Where did you hear that? There
was no butler involved in the case.
SH
(22:22)
It was a joke. You know, 'the
butler did it'?
(22:24)
I have no idea what you’re talking
about, and I can assure you that the
butler hardly ever does it. In all my
cases, it only happened twice.
SH
(22:27)
Never mind. So, tell me, were you
brilliant again?
(22:29)
A smuggling ring was trading in
Chinese antiquities. It was pretty
straightforward once I cracked the
code they were using to
communicate.
SH
(22:31)
Your life sounds like a spy movie. Do
you have a gorgeous P.A. with short
skirts, stilettos and a perfect aim?
(22:31)
No.
SH
(22:31)
My brother does.
SH
(22:32)
What does your brother do?
(22:34)
He rules the world. At least, that’s
what he makes it sound like when
he talks about it.
SH
(22:37)
Hahaha! People who say siblings get
less annoying with time are idiots.
(22:39)
Hey, listen, I’m sorry I asked for your
name the other day.
(22:39)
It’s fine.
SH
(22:42)
I’ve never done this before, so it felt a
little strange, but I don’t need to
know your name, just as you don’t need
to know mine. We can be two complete
strangers texting from time to time.
(22:44)
Or we could be nothing at all.
(22:46)
God, that must be a rambling record,
I’m sorry.
(22:50)
You’re doing fine.
SH
(22:54)
Yeah, I bet I am. It’s getting late, so
I’ll head to bed. I started a new job a
few days ago and it would look
horribly unprofessional if I fell asleep.
(22:56)
Good night!
(23:57)
My name is Sherlock.
SH