(11:32) At last, he vanquishes technology and figures out how his phone works. SH
(11:34) I could be a woman, you know.
(11:34) Please. Don’t insult me. If you were a woman, I would know. SH
(11:36) I repeat: what do you do?
(11:37) I’m a consulting detective. The only one in the world. SH
(11:38) What’s a consulting detective?
(11:40) When people have problems to solve, they consult me. Scotland Yard has a lot of problems to solve, so they consult me a lot. SH
(11:42) That sounds amazing and ridiculous at the same time. I’m not sure I believe you.
(11:44) Will this convince you? SH (Attachment: pinkladylegs.jpg)
(11:47) Is that a corpse?!?!
(11:48) Obviously not. It’s part of a corpse. Legs, to be exact. SH
(11:51) How will a picture of a corpse convince me that you’re solving murders and not committing them?!
(11:53) If I were the murderer, I would be in prison without my mobile. Did you notice anything special on the picture? SH
(11:54) Yes. There was a dead body on it.
(11:54) Don’t be an idiot. SH
(12:01) Alright, I’ll play along. It looks like she has oedema in one of her legs, so maybe she had a medical condition?
(12:04) Not something painful like gout or arthritis, her heels are too high for that. Maybe Varicose veins?
(12:05) Am I even close?
(12:06) You’re a doctor. SH
(12:07) Maybe. Was I right?
(12:09) Perhaps, but it wasn’t relevant to the case. I was talking about the splashes on her right heel and calf. It’s how I solved the case. SH
(12:11) How?
(12:13) It was proof that she had a suitcase. Said suitcase was missing. Looked for it, found it, solved it. Simple. SH
(12:15) Nope, I still don’t get it.
(12:18) I found her email address on her case’s tag. I already had her password, so I logged on to her me.com account and tracked her missing phone with the GPS. SH
(12:20) All because you knew she had a suitcase? That’s fantastic!
(12:20) It’s what I do. SH
(12:24) Is it weird that we’re speaking?
(12:24) Is it? SH
(12:26) Maybe. A bit.
(12:29) It wouldn’t be as weird if I knew your name. SH, are those your initials or are you shushing me in every single one of your messages?
(12:59) Hello? Have you been called to another crime scene? Did someone flash the consulting detective signal?
Wrong Number - 1c
(11:28)
So, what do you do?
(11:32)
At last, he vanquishes technology
and figures out how his phone
works.
SH
(11:34)
I could be a woman, you know.
(11:34)
Please. Don’t insult me. If you were
a woman, I would know.
SH
(11:36)
I repeat: what do you do?
(11:37)
I’m a consulting detective. The only
one in the world.
SH
(11:38)
What’s a consulting detective?
(11:40)
When people have problems to
solve, they consult me. Scotland
Yard has a lot of problems to solve,
so they consult me a lot.
SH
(11:42)
That sounds amazing and ridiculous
at the same time. I’m not sure I
believe you.
(11:44)
Will this convince you?
SH
(Attachment: pinkladylegs.jpg)
(11:47)
Is that a corpse?!?!
(11:48)
Obviously not. It’s part of a corpse.
Legs, to be exact.
SH
(11:51)
How will a picture of a corpse
convince me that you’re solving
murders and not committing them?!
(11:53)
If I were the murderer, I would be
in prison without my mobile. Did
you notice anything special on the
picture?
SH
(11:54)
Yes. There was a dead body on it.
(11:54)
Don’t be an idiot.
SH
(12:01)
Alright, I’ll play along. It looks like
she has oedema in one of her legs, so
maybe she had a medical condition?
(12:04)
Not something painful like gout or
arthritis, her heels are too high for
that. Maybe Varicose veins?
(12:05)
Am I even close?
(12:06)
You’re a doctor.
SH
(12:07)
Maybe. Was I right?
(12:09)
Perhaps, but it wasn’t relevant to
the case. I was talking about the
splashes on her right heel and calf.
It’s how I solved the case.
SH
(12:11)
How?
(12:13)
It was proof that she had a suitcase.
Said suitcase was missing. Looked
for it, found it, solved it.
Simple.
SH
(12:15)
Nope, I still don’t get it.
(12:18)
I found her email address on her
case’s tag. I already had her
password, so I logged on to her
me.com account and tracked her
missing phone with the GPS.
SH
(12:20)
All because you knew she had a
suitcase? That’s fantastic!
(12:20)
It’s what I do.
SH
(12:24)
Is it weird that we’re speaking?
(12:24)
Is it?
SH
(12:26)
Maybe. A bit.
(12:29)
It wouldn’t be as weird if I knew
your name. SH, are those your
initials or are you shushing me in
every single one of your messages?
(12:59)
Hello? Have you been called to
another crime scene? Did someone
flash the consulting detective signal?