Why am so irrationally angry at all the "Moriarty totally faked his death you guyzzzz" people? I don't know. It's just, it's not canon and you know, the whole fucking point of Sherlock's gambit was to get rid of Moriarty (well, in canon the point was to kill everything, but after the retcon).

I also hate hate hate the nickname Seb, and the whole "him and Moriarty are the perfect couple and they're so eviiiil and sexy together!". I can't help it. And since the "Moriarty totes faked his death" scenario usually involve comments like "lol Seb totally comes pick him up and then they go and make people into shoes because they're so gay on a gay bloody rainbow look at how quirky and transgressive they are Seb Seb Seb!" and yeah I'm sort of hitting a perfect storm of rage here.

And it's all so fucking irrational.