I feel like such a horrible woman. I'm a uni student, but I keep sexually fixating on either men nearly twenty years older than me or men far too young for me, who barely qualify as "men". Why must men my own age be so unattractive? One of these days I'll just jump my math prof in office hours and that'll be it. >_< Should not have taken Lo's advice on course choice...
I am crushing on a sixteen year old, who is a good friend of mine from way back. That just is no. We should not be this awkward. Plus he has a steady girlfriend. (Luckily he's a very long car drive away)
And I've been listening to recordings of BC's and Stephen Merchant's voices all day to try and calm things down.
WHY HORMONES ARE YOU HITTING ME NOW, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME VERY VERY HARD COURSES. WHYYY. AND WHY ARE ALL YOU ALL FIXATING ON UNATTAINABLE MEN.
TL;DR Anon is very horny and has no safe outlets. Anon also has overactive hormones and a slightly screwed up system of sexual attraction. It has also been a constant level for two days straight. In the middle of a set of really hard courses.
...Please someone tell me I'm not the only girl in the world attracted to Merchant. I have such a thing for long-legged men. >_< (Plus a thing for androids... and yes I have read the entirety of Ask Android Wheatley over several times today.)
Graaaaahafldskj, only tangentially Sherlockian rant
I feel like such a horrible woman. I'm a uni student, but I keep sexually fixating on either men nearly twenty years older than me or men far too young for me, who barely qualify as "men". Why must men my own age be so unattractive? One of these days I'll just jump my math prof in office hours and that'll be it. >_< Should not have taken Lo's advice on course choice...
I am crushing on a sixteen year old, who is a good friend of mine from way back. That just is no. We should not be this awkward. Plus he has a steady girlfriend. (Luckily he's a very long car drive away)
And I've been listening to recordings of BC's and Stephen Merchant's voices all day to try and calm things down.
WHY HORMONES ARE YOU HITTING ME NOW, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME VERY VERY HARD COURSES. WHYYY. AND WHY ARE ALL YOU ALL FIXATING ON UNATTAINABLE MEN.
TL;DR Anon is very horny and has no safe outlets. Anon also has overactive hormones and a slightly screwed up system of sexual attraction. It has also been a constant level for two days straight. In the middle of a set of really hard courses.
...Please someone tell me I'm not the only girl in the world attracted to Merchant. I have such a thing for long-legged men. >_< (Plus a thing for androids... and yes I have read the entirety of Ask Android Wheatley over several times today.)