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Prompting Part XXXV


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(One-sided!Sherlock/John) John's silence speaks louder than words.

(Anonymous) 2014-10-01 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
After saving John from the bonfire and their adventure together to discover the terrorist plans, all seems well between them. It seems John has forgiven him. Later they go out on a case together, and Sherlock solves the crime in a rather brilliant flurry of deductions. However something is missing in the space after his deductions (Brilliant! Fantastic! Amazing!). However normal their interactions seem to be, Sherlock knows that John still has some resentment towards him for his perceived abandonment because of John's silence.

Sherlock tries his hardest to make it up to John. He'll be the best Best Man anyone could want, he'd bend and twist and break if there's even the smallest chance that it'll help John forgive him. Every time they run out on a case Sherlock waits on bated breath after every deduction, hoping to hear the words, and each time feels worse when John's silence remains.

Then one night Sherlock brings an ingenious resolution to another crime, though he has stopped hoping for the blessed words by now. Then he hears it:
"Brilliant!"

Sherlock goes weak at the knees. Finally, forgiveness.

Re: (One-sided!Sherlock/John) John's silence speaks louder than words.

(Anonymous) 2014-10-01 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!

Anyone/Mycroft - forced pleasure / orgasm denial

(Anonymous) 2014-10-01 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Mycroft is tied down, gagged, and then edged and/or milked. Repeatedly. Other kinks are welcome if you'd like. Any pairing is fine. Con/Dubcon/Noncon - all good.

Bonus: He's told he won't be allowed free until he comes "x" number of times, fills an entire jar with his semen, so much time has passed, something like that. Could be in the place of a safeword if consensual.

Re: Anyone/Mycroft - forced pleasure / orgasm denial

(Anonymous) 2014-10-21 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
+1 so much! Unf

Sherlock in abusive relationship

(Anonymous) 2014-10-01 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
So I've read a few stories where Sherlock is in an abusive relationship and is the damsel in distress, too scared to fight back so, John swoops in and saves him. Honestly, I think Sherlock is the kind of person who would fight back. He has armed and unarmed combat skills that, even if taken by surprise, would kick in. I want a story where Sherlock starts dating someone who becomes physically abusive to him but Sherlock doesn't excuse or forgive the abuse and actually fights them off. Sherlock has taken on terrorists, serial killers, CIA agents... I think it's safe to say he knows how to kick ass.

Bonus if John finds out after the fact (maybe he sees bruising on Sherlock) and wants to go kick some ass/report them but Sherlock is all 'pfff, i already took care if it. No need to trouble yourself but thank you for the offer'

In short, BAMF Sherlock takes on his abuser, isn't a damsel in distress.

Re: Sherlock in abusive relationship

(Anonymous) 2014-10-01 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
seconding!

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Sherlock deduces John is happy

(Anonymous) 2014-10-01 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
John has been back at 221B for some time (reasons why he's no longer with Mary up to you). One day, completely unexpectedly, Sherlock deduces that John is happy, completely and perfectly happy living with Sherlock. The deduction overwhelms Sherlock completely, because John's happiness is all he's ever wanted but never expected to be able to provide it.

Re: Sherlock deduces John is happy

(Anonymous) 2014-10-01 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded!

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Moriarty singing Teach me Tiger to annoyed Sebastian

[identity profile] jane arden (from livejournal.com) 2014-10-02 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
youtube.com/watch?v=tWpA5iY2V1I&list=PLTT8NguybMbG7YZRMDFfKbQjInE_mkjk_&index=4

Since hearing this bloody song, I can't help but imagine Jim singing this to bemused and annoyed Moran. Even going so far as drugging and tying him up while singing teach me tiger before their sexy times.
Moran is so not amused.






Mycroft says "lunch tuesday?". What are you trying to imply through the captcha here Mr. Holmes, hm? Yes, we should discuss more of my terrible ideas over lunch.

Re: Moriarty singing Teach me Tiger to annoyed Sebastian

[identity profile] skadisshadow.livejournal.com 2014-11-12 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded. (Thanks, now I've got that image stuck in my head, too.^^)

(Mycroft says: talk turkey. I guess that means he accepts your offer. ;)

[GEN] Sherlock dealing with a UTI

(Anonymous) 2014-10-03 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sherock ends up with a mild urinary tract infection, nothing that a few days of antibiotics and cranberry juice won't fix. He soon realizes that he can't work a case while needing to stop and use the loo every 3-15 minutes, or can he? Sherlock, to John's dismay, decides a nappy is the best solution.

Sherlock, unexpectedly, loves breasts.

(Anonymous) 2014-10-03 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Some personal medical stuff has come up regarding breasts, leaving me feeling pretty down...

I would love to read a story in which Sherlock is still gay, and generally disinterested in sex in favour of intellectual pursuits, but for whatever reason finds breasts incredibly titillating - they flip a sexual switch for him. He loves to nuzzle, suckle, and generally manhandle them with those elegant long fingers. One of the women (Irene, Donovan, hell make it Vicky if you really want a challenge) indulges him occasionally, amused with how obvious Sherlock's enjoyment of her assets is.

There is no penetrative sex involved, and please no Sherlock/Molly.

Mystrade consensual non-consent.

(Anonymous) 2014-10-03 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if this will have been done before. But I just read a fic where Mycroft and Lestrade indulged in Consensual Non-consent, i.e non con role play, with Mycroft being the 'victim' and Lestrade his 'attacker'. I want a fill where for whatever reason, they're in the middle of aftercare when they're called away to deal with a Sherlock related issue, and Sherlock notices Mycroft's a little off, maybe Mycroft's still not in his correct head space yet because aFtercare got interrupted? And Sherlock starts putting pieces together and comes to the conclusion that Greg raped Mycroft, and Sherlock gets angry and threatens to utterly destroy Greg because of it. Cue the awkward explanation that it was role play and Mycroft was completely consenting and not in danger at any point.

tl;dr: Mystrade consensual non-consent. Sherlock thinks Greg is raping Mycroft, cue angry/protective Sherlock.

(Mycroft says 'Lucky You' Omfg.)

Re: Mystrade consensual non-consent.

(Anonymous) 2014-10-06 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
LOVE THE IDEA!!
+1

fisting

(Anonymous) 2014-10-03 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Sherlock in a sling, multiple men taking turns fisting him. Strangers, friends, con, non-con, all okay.

noncon, double penetration moriarty/moran/Sherlock

(Anonymous) 2014-10-03 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Moriarty gives John the option of raping Sherlock, or watching as he and Moran do it for him. John just can't do that to Sherlock, even if it is to save him. There's no way he'd even be physically able to because he couldn't even get hard at the thought of raping Sherlock. So he now has no choice but to sit back and watch as Jim and Moran fuck Sherlock. Together.

+John still has toget involved, holding Sherlock down because Jim threatens to break Sherlock's arms if he keeps fighting him.
+ Jim and Moran taunt Sherlock about how this is proof John doesn't love him/is attracted to him because he won't even have sex with him now.

PTSD!John+service dog!Sherlock

(Anonymous) 2014-10-04 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
AU in which Mike Stamford doesn't introduce John to a flatmate, he introduces him to a psychiatric service dog in training.

Re: PTSD!John+service dog!Sherlock

(Anonymous) 2014-11-07 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, this is super cute! Yes please!

"I wish you weren't ... whatever it is you are." "I know."

(Anonymous) 2014-10-05 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sherlock suffers from 5-alpha-reductase deficiency (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5-alpha-reductase_deficiency).

("how interesting" -- come off it, Mycroft, don't pretend you didn't know.)

mycroft, eidetic memory

(Anonymous) 2014-10-05 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
This might all be wrong, (because I do /not/ have eidetic memory, lol) but...

I believe I remember Sherlock stating, at some point, that Mycroft has an eidetic memory.

I also believe I remember watching a documentary that said that people with eidetic memories experience the emotions that came from painful memories much more intensly than people who don't (The example I remember was a little boy with an eidetic memory, who was really really sad one day, and when his dad asked why his response was along the lines of "Today is a bad day. You were really, really mad at me last year on this day.")

Basically, I want Mycroft angst... could be something more 'minor' like Red Beard's death affecting him a lot more than he lets on, or something major like abuse or non-con.

Re: mycroft, eidetic memory

(Anonymous) 2014-10-10 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes please. Always seconding the angst.

Prompt

(Anonymous) 2014-10-05 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I want someone, ANYONE to write a Discworld crossover story which opens with Holmes & Watson getting called in by Lestrade because Vimes has just turned up, having been dumped on the Roundworld (possibly by Lu-Tze) and found wandering the streets of London in mediaeval armour. Sherlock thinks Vimes has no concept of scientific deduction. Vimes thinks Sherlock is a posh idiot who thinks he's clever. For some reason or another, they all have to solve a crime together before Vimes can go home. Please don't have a "meanwhile, back at the ranch" thing going on with the A-M city watch, as it just distracts from the overall story, and please don't make too many jokes about Vimes' not getting modern concepts, as it turns up a LOT in fish-out-of-water Discworld stories. Bonus if you work in a reference to any of Neil Gaiman's works (he wrote a pastiche of Holmes, with extra Cthulu) and a bigger bonus if you can work in a reference to Good Omens, just because I feel like it.

(Anonymous) 2014-10-05 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Sherlock's favourite song is "Bat Out of Hell", by Meat Loaf. So, being the sort of guy he is, Moriarty stages a (real) murder to correspond with the song. I know it sounds boring and as though I'm self-imposing my own preferences onto a fictional character, but the song includes lines such as "and the last thing I see, is my heart, still, beating, breaking out of my body & flying away..like a BAT OUT OF HEEELLLL!!! And I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing suuunnn..[FX: electric guitar wail] Torn & twisted @ the foot of a burnning biike..an' I think somebody some where must be tollin' a bell.." Kudos if you can include mention that Sherlock got into Meat Loaf while a teenager, having bought Bat Out of Hell to annoy Mycroft, but soon started secretly playing it in the middle of the night. If no one will write it, I'll write it myself.

[identity profile] emily robbins (from livejournal.com) 2015-01-22 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this!!! SECONDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mycroft says 'double crossed', I wonder what's wrong...

I would

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Our Girl Fusion

(Anonymous) 2014-10-05 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Fusion crossovery thing with BBC's Our Girl. Molly Hooper = Molly Dawes. She left the army (how long she was there for is up to you) and managed to get a job at St Bart's.
Basically, how Molly's life and character would be different if she had been in the army.
Infinite bonus points and free kittens if you include her family, as shown in Our Girl.

Re: Our Girl Fusion

(Anonymous) 2014-10-09 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
+1!

Sherlock hates tea

(Anonymous) 2014-10-06 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Sherlock never really could stand tea - or coffee, or caffeine in general (interferes with his brain, maybe?). The first time John makes tea for him, though, it would have been rude to refuse, so he drinks it. And then somehow "John making tea" becomes "John wants to show he cares" and he's the only person who has ever really *cared* (other than Mycroft, who is entirely too overbearing about it) and Sherlock never can say no.

In short, John makes a lot of tea and Sherlock understands that it means "I love you." I'd be happy with platonic, asexual Sherlock, Johnlock, unrequited, whatever - just some nice sappy schmoop :-)

Re: Sherlock hates tea

(Anonymous) 2014-10-07 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I've written something but I didn't have the prompt to refer to so it went kinda off from there. I think yours is more of a "how it developed" kinda thing and mines a short little "Sherlock confesses he never much liked tea" quickie. Will proof and post if you still want it? Afraid to as I don't want to detract from a fill more in line with the extended story I think you were wanting.

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"Less lethal weapons"

[identity profile] cactuswren.livejournal.com 2014-10-06 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
I may have already posted this and deleted it as the timing was inappropriate. Anyway:



For SOME reason there are massive demonstrations and/or rioting going on in London.

John goes down, unarmed, with only his medical bag, to offer what help he can to injured people. He's doing what he can, with Mary at his side. She sees (probably more clearly than he does) that at every moment he's a hairsbreadth from completely flashing back to Afghanistan.

Then he's hit by a rubber bullet or beanbag round ... in his previously injured shoulder.

Sherlock sees it happen on live TV.

Mary sees it happen five feet from her.

(Long-term results are writer's option. If John goes through agonizing pain but recovers fully, except for a serious triggering of his PTSD, that's cool. If the round completely shatters the shoulder joint and he permanently loses function in his dominant arm, that's cool too. Or anything in between.)

("Media frenzy"? No doubt, Mycroft, no doubt.)

Re: "Less lethal weapons"

(Anonymous) 2014-10-09 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
dangerous....wonder how sherlock's gonna take that

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Johnlock relationship reveal

(Anonymous) 2014-10-06 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi!
Could anybody please rec or write me some story where Sherlock's and John's newly blossoming relationship is revealed to another party (the Yard, Mycroft, John's family, Molly,...), either by accident or on purpose? I'd just love to see some reactions!
Also, I would much prefer it if the story didn't start out with an established relationship, but included the friends-to-lovers bit, too.
Thanks!
heidi

Re: Johnlock relationship reveal

(Anonymous) 2014-10-07 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I just finished "We're All A Little Mad" by heartsdesire456 on AO3 (http://archiveofourown.org/works/625112) and it was both adorable and absolutely perfect for an RTYI :-)

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Text From last Night Prompt

(Anonymous) 2014-10-07 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
(336):

You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.


Would prefer JohnLock.

mon danseur noble. reincarnation vamp balletlock

(Anonymous) 2014-10-07 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
I originally thought of it being adultlock too but that's optional.

sherlock is a forever teen vampire before or during the of development of ballet. he may even be invited to Louis XIV Académie Royale de Danse (Royal Dance Academy).

Sherlock first meets John watson, doctor (or soldier) but didnt have relationship because of age difference and John already married with kids, and dies in the civil wars or the plague or Great Fire.

Because John told him he is beautiful/amazing/fantastic when he dances and 'please dont stop dancing'. Sherlock dances on dedicating every dance to John and expressing in his dance the love, desires, angst and emotions he never get to tell John.

when people began to doubt his age he and mycroft travel and reestablish themselves somewhere. One night Sherlock decides he has enough but will give a last performance before sleeping. however in that supposedly last performance, he meets a 20s medicine student John who thinks he's amazing end everything! he and this John has a relationship. This John excuses Sherlocks conditions as medical anomalies and loves him anyway. unfortunately thing go awry when Sherlock accidentally kills John by drinking too much blood.

Sherlock and Mycroft go to another place where Sherlock is applauded for his performances where sherlock pours is regret, devastation, and prayer for another john in his dances. and vows never to drink from John again.

Sherlock doesnt know when or where John will be reincarnated again so he has to dance and go places to dance in hopes that he will find John or John finds him.

through out the years he meets John in one way or another but ends sadly because either John has to go to the army or to medicine and/or Sherlock has to disappear because he is a forever teen. then for a long time there's no John so he sleeps.

1900 sherlock wakes and meets John as a teen. Clara and female Harry may need some school requirements so young medicine student John come but john goes to World war 2

2000s teen or adultballet lock and rugby John

please Britpick,i'm not very familiar with England and ballet history.

I kinda want them not being able to get into a proper relationship in one way or another because of stuff.

then the ending can either be a Ballet AU or sherlock Holmes detective

optional side story:
Of coarse Mycroft will be watching, human descendant or vampire who never sleeps and always involved in the government/monarchy; he may even have his own Lestrade reincarnations where Lestrade is always some guard or security officer.

This isn't ripping the band-aid off, this is peeling it off inch by agonizing inch

(Anonymous) 2014-10-07 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Trigger warnings for dementia.

Moriarty said he'd burn the heart out of Sherlock, and he does. He creates/discovers some kind of poison that targets the brain cells. Mimicking dementia. He gets Mycroft with the poison, which is slow acting. By the time Mycroft starts showing noticeable symptoms, Moriarty has disappeared off the grid and Sherlock is left to watch his brother slip away. Mycroft being the only one who has ever been able to understand Sherlock. Mycroft being the only one who has ever been as smart or smarter than Sherlock.

Give me Sherlock giving into his emotions because there is NOTHING he can do to save his brother. Give me Mycroft outwardly trying to be his normal self, but inwardly screaming and breaking down, during the stages where he's fully aware that he's slipping away. Give me Sherlock trying to be cheerful and unemotional when Mycroft starts forgetting who Sherlock is. Give me Anthea playing along and being whatever person Mycroft imagines her to be. Give me Sherlock going through the pain of wanting to visit Mycroft after Mycroft has completely forgotten him, but not wanting to visit because Mycroft isn't THERE anymore.

Any pairings allowed, though I'd prefer gen.

Sherlock, het anal, double penetration.

(Anonymous) 2014-10-08 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Con, dub-con, or non-con with forced orgasm. Slight preference for Mary w/Sherlock & John, but um, I'm actually pretty flexible here, as long as Sherlock is involved. Let's say Sherlock, any canon female, plus any other canon character, meaning if you wanna go Sherlock and canon-female-with-a-strapon do another canon female, that's fine.

trans!Jim

[identity profile] rberryberet.livejournal.com 2014-10-08 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I would love to see something with fraternal twins, Richie and Jim. Jim is the same Jim we all know and love, the only difference being that he was born a girl.
Edited 2014-10-08 20:11 (UTC)

bones / sherlock crossover

[identity profile] perfectlysound.livejournal.com 2014-10-08 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
sherlock as forensic anthropologist and john as fbi/nsy/whatever agent?

rtyis welcome!