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Prompting Part XXXV


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Mycroft carrying Sherlock

(Anonymous) 2014-08-08 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically what he title says. Any situation where Sherlock is injured and Mycroft ends up carrying him. Never mind the fact that Sherlock is the same height(? I think, possibly Sherlock is slightly taller?) As him. Despite the fact Sherlock is, even though injuered, still complaining that he can walk (even when he can't), but also holding on to Mycroft because he is actually in a lot of pain.

bonus for any reference to all the times Mycroft carried Sherlock when Sherlock was a kid (5 + 1 situation maybe?)

Basically loads of brotherly love and fluff, even if they are bickering as they go. (Please no incest, purely family affection)

Re: Mycroft carrying Sherlock

(Anonymous) 2014-08-08 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
+1 Want!

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reprompt M/J Dark!John?

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
John realises one day that Mycroft will do anything to stop him from moving out of 221B. After a huge fight with Sherlock, John declars on impulse that he's moving out, and panicked!Sherlock calls Mycroft for intervention. Mycroft kidnaps John and tries to change his mind. Of course John doesn't intent to actually leave 221B, but seeing how desperate Mycroft looks right now...he wants to enjoy it as long as possible. So he keeps insisting that he doesn't want to live with Sherlock anymore. At first Mycroft treatens him and then tries to bribe him as usual, and when it doesn't work either, he starts to reason with him, almost begging...

Angst, fluff, dark!John, I don't mind either day.

Re: reprompt M/J Dark!John? 1A/?

(Anonymous) 2014-11-11 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sherlock texts him only when he absolutely needs to. It is such a rare occurrence that when his brother does text him, a certain part of him alarms in an old habit. Though ever since the good doctor, John Watson, moved into 221B, Sherlock has been more fond of harassing him with nonsensical texts just so he could entertain himself during the few hours of John’s absence from their shared flat.
So when the calls comes, and the caller ID reads just plain “Sherlock Holmes” on the screen, he ignores the fact that he has been attending an entirely too important meeting with state heads for hours now, and leaves the room without so much as a node.
“Sherlock,” he says hurriedly, and there is a long stretch of silence before Sherlock finally answers, “Mycroft.”
“What have you done now?” Mycroft asks, striding out of the earshot of agents near-by in the corridor.
“Nothing.”
“But why—“
Then he stops, and suddenly understands what has finally forced his proud brother to resort to this. Anything less of a threat of John’s permanent absence in his life, Sherlock wouldn’t have called him like this; he would have texted. And there is such a lack of the usual mocking tone his brother takes on when he is in a lighter mood when he finally says, “…John.”
“I will take care of things,” Mycroft says with finality and there is a pause, a hesitant intake of breath and then the line goes dead.
He does not go back to the meeting that he has organized and planned for months, and asks Andrea to bring out the car and take him to the warehouse where he first met John Watson all those months ago, and he suddenly tastes a mixture of the blind hope and suspicion that he felt when he held the doctor’s steady hand; the strong blue-grey eyes locked with his own, for a split of seconds, before a contempt took over his features and his hand was taken away from his hold.
It does not take more than an hour or so, for his people to arrange the similarly impromptu meeting with John. The difference is that John Watson is no longer the wary, disoriented victim of his whims with bubbling anger under the surface. The man that comes bounding out of his car is a solider, knife-sharp energy and solid determination; he makes beeline for where he stands and Mycroft stubbornly keeps his standing only out years of training instead of backing out.
“What now, Mycroft? What now?!”

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John/Sherlock, student/teacher AU, corporal punishment, figging

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sherlock is a student and John is his teacher/headmaster. Sherlock is often unruly and rude and is often punished: caned, paddled, birched-authors choice. It doesn't seem to do any good, Sherlock is so used to it, having always been difficult, that he practically finds it boring.

So, John decides to add a little spice to the mix. The next time Sherlock is due for a punishment, he's surprised to find a sprig of ginger shoved up his arse first.

John is pleased to note that he takes his punishments much more seriously after that.

Re: John/Sherlock, student/teacher AU, corporal punishment, figging

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
+1

Sherlock and Janine have an arrangement, somewhat gen

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
She knows he's gay and she's cool with pretending she's his girlfriend.

+ if you make her Jim's sister, but she gives no fucks.
Just Janine and Sherlock being cool friends, okay, or maybe they're both playing each other and they know it - kind of thing.

John doesn't have a sense of fashion....

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...or so everyone thought. I mean, who would choose to wear oatmeal jumpers for comfort ? What no one knows is that he's secretly a fashion designer and his designs (for men and women), albeit small in number, are sophisticated and well known in the fashion community. Could be totally AU but would love to see it canon compliant for a change. Hoping also to see it feature a BAMF and straight John. a man who defies the stereotype.

Bonus if:

* Designing was John's means of income during his Uni days before the army after accidentally discovering he had the talent. He never expected his designs to be successful/popular. But despite his slowly rising fame, he still joined the army.

* Sherlock loves his works that about half of his wardrobe are his designs. Yep, including the favorite Purple Shirt of Sex . Hijinks ensue.

John/Sherlock. Torture. Rape, Angst. John has to investigate.

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Sherlock gets kidnapped, raped and brutally tortured. He's barely alive when they find him. In hospital he's comatose and nobody's sure when (or if) he's going to wake up.

John is distraught. He spends a lot of time next to the broken body of his beloved/friend (I prefer them not being in an actual relationship before all of this, but maybe they were close to it after acknowledging their feelings for each other (i.e. in love, but not yet in a relationship)). But, eventually, he realises that he absolutely needs to find a person/people responsible for what happened and make them pay for all the horrible agony they caused Sherlock.

I want John having to become sort of a detective himself, investigate the whole thing, and take his bloody revenge once he finds the right person/people. It would be interesting to see the process of his investigation, him finding the evidence, people, and so on. He's by no means Sherlock, but he's got his own ways and he's been through enough investigations to have an idea of what to do. He can't share anything with Lestrade: Lestrade wants bad people to be found and arrested; John wants them dead (making sure they know exactly why they die).

His revenge can be cold and calculative or messy (the one that Lestrade will have to cover up for John to avoid prison).

John being John, after killing not very good people, without regrets, he calmly comes back to Sherlock's side to take care of him and nurse him back to health.

Re: John/Sherlock. Torture. Rape, Angst. John has to investigate.

(Anonymous) 2014-08-10 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Love this. Seconded.

John/Sherlock. MPreg. Angst.

(Anonymous) 2014-08-09 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Before The Fall Sherlock and Mycroft seem to have prepared themselves for any possible outcome. But there's something they couldn't have known yet.

Sherlock is already far away from England when he learns that he's pregnant with John's baby. It makes his work harder than he could've imagined. During his last months of pregnancy he has to hide. Bonus if he gives birth alone in a very bad place (some dirty, abandoned flat or factory, a hiding place right in the streets, or anything like that).

He's absolutely miserable and all he wants is his John with him.

He has to give his baby away to somebody Mycroft hires to take care of his niece/nephew, temporarily. Sherlock is devastated, but he knows he has to finish what he's started.

He manages to survive and Mycroft comes for him to take him home, and, finally, Sherlock has his baby back, because he has to take care of his little one, not some stranger.

As if Sherlock's return to John wasn't bad enough, Sherlock also has to tell John about their baby and finally let them see each other.

Will John ever forgive Sherlock in this case?

Regardless of the ending (good or bad, your choice), I'd love to see a lot of angst. Maybe Sherlock desperately tries to have John back in his life and, eventually, John comes back. Or, despite all his efforts, he loses John to Mary anyway.

+ after the painful delivery and being separated from his baby, Sherlock develops a rather bad trauma and is afraid that the baby will be taken from him (maybe he thinks that somebody can alert a child protection service and tell them that he's a bad parent, or that somebody can steal the baby). There can be a pretty bad case of postpartum depression, too, after he gives birth.

Re: John/Sherlock. MPreg. Angst.

(Anonymous) 2014-08-11 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man.

Seconding so hard.

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John/Sherlock, John/Mary. Very Dark!Mary, Rape, Torture. PTSD

(Anonymous) 2014-08-10 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Mary is a good wife and a good mother, who loves her family. But you don't ever want to try to take what's hers. John should've taken a look at what was on that flash drive.

Mary starts noticing the way John and Sherlock look at each other; with sadness and longing. She's always known it was there from the start, but now she suspects that they may go as far as to act on it, sooner or later. They are in love, she can't deny it. She knows Sherlock is a virgin and has never been interested in sex. But it's John, and Sherlock has feelings for him, so she knows that someday John's going to start cheating on her, not just emotionally.

But John is hers, and Mary is not going to give him up. She keeps being a good wife and is seemingly good to Sherlock. She has easily deceived him before. She pretends nothing has changed, pretends that she's thankful. After all, Sherlock stood up for her, telling John some utter crap just to give John a chance to be happy.

She contacts very bad people from her past. She either hires them or they owe her something. They have to make sure Sherlock is ruined for any kind of intimacy so he will finally leave John and John and Mary's family alone. For good, hopefully.

So they ruin Sherlock by raping and sexually abusing and brutalising him to the point that he's terrified by the mere thought of ever being touched by anybody at all.

Whether the fact that Mary is responsible is discovered or not is optional. But if it's discovered, I prefer both Sherlock and John to find out, not just one of them hiding it from the other.

Hurt/comfort and John trying to pick up the pieces (of Sherlock) is welcome anyway.

Maybe the tragedy only makes John spend more time with Sherlock alone and take care of him if they don't know about Mary at first, but find out later (John doesn't care if they can't ever have sex and just stays with Sherlock). Or maybe Mary wins and her plan works (Sherlock's trauma makes him so withdrawn that John (or anybody else for that matter) can't reach out to him). IDK, I'm okay with any ending.

Blood donation deferral forces John to confront his bisexuality

(Anonymous) 2014-08-10 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
John, having the same blood type as Sherlock, wants to donate blood for him after Mary shoots him, but finds himself deferred when the nurse asks questions about his sexual history. He and Sholto were involved during their time in Afghanistan, and the UK, sadly, is one of the countries that bans gay and bisexual men from donating blood based on outdated science about HIV from the 1980s.

This incident angers John and forces him to come to terms with his bisexuality and his feelings for Sherlock.

Re: Blood donation deferral forces John to confront his bisexuality

(Anonymous) 2014-08-12 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Just found out about this law recently ( I'm in the US)... and I was appalled. Seconded!

Molly has never had an orgasm.

(Anonymous) 2014-08-10 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Not once. Ever. Maybe she can't? Sherlock is horrified when he discovers this and is determined to remedy the situation by any means neccicary. Bonus points for awkward medical conversation with John about female anatomy.

Sherlock has never seen The Wall

(Anonymous) 2014-08-11 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
John,a massive classic rock fan, is horrified. So he makes it his pick on movie night or something.

Bonus: Lestrade and/or Mycroft are there and make a reference/paralel
about Pink/Sherlock's drug use.

GEN or John/Sherlock. They meet under different circumstances. Doctor John to the rescue.

(Anonymous) 2014-08-11 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
John knows that he just has to find a good work or he'll go insane. So he manages to become a hospital doctor. There are always people to help and some action he lacks in his life, even though it's not really the action he wants (no battlefield *cough*). All in all, it's not that bad.

One day he gets a dying, unconscious, patient with severe poisoning (Sherlock, of course ;) ). The patient is one of those strange suicide victims John has read about in papers. But John manages to save his life, so, unlike all the previous victims, Sherlock survives, though he still needs intensive care and such.

One day John enters Sherlock's room and finds a stranger (the cabbie, who wants to finish what he's started), trying to inject Sherlock with something (poison or just a lot of air into his veins, idk, maybe through his drip). John stops the murderer in time (not necessarily kills him (I really doubt he'd carry his gun with him), but whatever. Army training is a cool thing and can be deadly without any weapons, right?).

Sherlock can be slightly conscious or maybe he's completely unconscious and learns about everything later. I don't really care. I just want them to get together in this kind of scenario. Sherlock is really intrigued by his caring doctor.

I absolutely love medical stuff and John showing what a great doctor he is, not just a soldier (I love and want to see both of his vocations though :) ). So, they meet and get together anyway, just a bit later here.

John/Sherlock is very welcome.
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Re: Sherlock/OFC

(Anonymous) 2014-08-12 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you forgot a few important points:
Do her eyes change colour according to her mood? Is she the only one who ~really~ understands Sherlock´s genius? And does the fact that she isn´t aware of her own stunning beauty make her even more gorgeous?

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Johnlock - Warning: rimming, dub-con

(Anonymous) 2014-08-12 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Pairing: Johnlock.
Rating: Nc-17.
Warning: Rimming, dub-con.
Prompt:

Sherlock has been experimenting with some of his "Potions" (as he likes to call them). One of them he drinks, and the chemicals cause him to emit a delicious scent from a certain private orifice. John comes home to the arousing aroma and cannot control himself. Sherlock constantly tries to crawl away from him, but has underestimated his flatmate's strength, and eventually gives into the pleasure of John eating him out like a gourmet meal (lots of moans from the both of them!). When they both finish John starts to feel guilty, but Sherlock wants to know if they can continue with these kind of activities.

Sorry I'm such a sicko....But if someone could write this I would be so thankful :))))

Lestrade & Gregson, Sibling Rivalry

(Anonymous) 2014-08-12 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Gregson is Lestrade's twin sister. Their rivalry is almost as epic as their protectiveness of one another.

Bonus points for Gregson tackling Lestrade down for noogies.

Re: Lestrade & Gregson, Sibling Rivalry

(Anonymous) 2014-08-12 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Are noogies even a thing in England?

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[GEN] S+J: Sherlock getting his penis stuck.

(Anonymous) 2014-08-12 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sherlock, for some odd case, is sticking his prick in strange places. The experiment is going excellent. Until he accidentally ends up stuck. After trying and failing to get out he calls John.
+Sherlock either panicking or being overly casual.
+Doctor!John

Sherlock/OMC (Victor?)

(Anonymous) 2014-08-12 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Since we don't know what Victor might be like in the BBC translation, feel free to not make it Victor Trevor at all, it's merely a suggestion/

Sherlock has to take on another flatmate after John starts living with Mary.
Sherlock doesn't really pay attention until this new flatmate expresses some interest.

Whether it ends Sherlock/OMC or Sherlock/John I don't care.
Just give Sherlock the somewhat happy ending he should have.

+if OMC is blonde

Mycroft says "bike rider", I'm not opposed. Mmm, leather.

Re: Sherlock/OMC (Victor?)

(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconding.

Sherlock/OFC (Attempt #2)

[identity profile] naruturd.livejournal.com 2014-08-12 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Plot Summery:

After she witnesses the brutal murder of a high-profile government official a woman is put into the Witness Protection in return for her testimony. Twice she is found and has to be reassigned a new identity and moved to a different location. After the third time she is then sent off to England where she is assigned to live in 221C Baker Street and assigned a job at Speedy's Sandwich Bar & Cafe.

Important Facts & Info:

The main story takes place after season 3 of Sherlock.

While OFC does find Sherlock esthetically pleasing his personality takes a while to grow on her.

Although it does take a while to admit it to himself--let alone others, Sherlock DOES gradually fall in love with OFC.

I'd prefer some graphic smut and adult-oriented scenes too.

Concerning the OFC:

NOT A MARY-SUE, PLEASE! I'd prefer a generally friendly and easygoing OFC with a normal/average appearance. I also want her to give as good as she gets with Sherlock.

Re: Sherlock/OFC (Attempt #2)

(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I think your OFC already exists in a form of Sherlock Holmes canon. Her name is Beryl (Bella?) Spellgrove and she's the female lead of Sherlock Holmes: The Musical. For the arguing leading to love, listen to the song, "Men Like You." It's on YouTube.

(Mycroft says, "Red Tape." I think he's describing his government job!)

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A/B/O using all of the letters, and maybe some worldbuilding

[identity profile] kha0s-absolute.livejournal.com 2014-08-12 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to see a verse where the B is just as important to a relationship as A/O. In this case, alphas and omegas find it easy to find and bond with someone compatible because they are super hormonal and aware of that sort of thing, but just an A/O relationship is turbulent and liable to lead to destructive behaviors from both sides, in and out of heat. This is what betas are meant to for, because, (with the hormone levels of a post menopausal woman,) they can stabilize the both the alpha and the omega with just their presence, so omegas have more regular and less violent heats, and alphas don't go walking around acting like the assholes they stereotypical do in most omegaverse fics.

The main problems is that finding and attracting compatible betas requires more finesse and social etiquette than A/O, and plenty of betas are somewhat hesitant to enter what usually looks like the most unstable relationship ever when their main imperative would be to make sure their other two partners don't kill themselves or each other.
(I guess they also do things like: bring them food during heats, and end up taking care of more of the school/parent-teacher things when they have kids, maybe they don't usually have strong sex drives, so a suddenly sexually charged relationship is weird, but that's the kind of stuff I would like to see.)

Possible pairing I'm kinda interested in:
Moriarty/John/Sherlock
Moriarty/Sebastian/Lestrade
Mycroft/Anthea/John

It don't really care though.I just want to see A/B/O threesomes between three actually different sexes, and some relationship dynamics in a very porny world with six different genders.
Edited 2014-08-12 23:32 (UTC)

John is an orange.

(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
John is an orange.

Re: John is an orange.

[identity profile] cactuswren.livejournal.com 2014-08-13 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason I am envisioning this in the format of a Troy Wagner video entitled SHERLOCK TOUCHES AN ORANGE.

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Omegaverse Suppressant Medication Interactions

[identity profile] trickybonmot.livejournal.com 2014-08-13 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
This horrible idea won't leave me alone.

I really can't decide if I like Omega John or Omega Sherlock better, but anyway, whichever it is, he gets some horrible illness and has to go off the suppressants that keep his heats under control. Then they have to deal with his returning heats *and* his illness at the same time.

Mystrade drunk dial

(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Lestrade is bisexual and has one male hook up, one drunken night he misdials the hook up's number, and texts Myrcroftt instead. Intrigued Myrcoft comes over to Lestrade's flat. Lestrade agrees to have sex with him. And Mycroft tops the hell out of him. Best sex Lestrade ever had.

Re: Mystrade drunk dial

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*hiccup* Yesssshh. Seconded.

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Sherlock on Strictly Come Dancing

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Sooo... Sherlock is a celebrity, right? He qualifies. And he loves to dance. Please make him take part in Strictly.

And be really, really good at it.

Maybe it's for a case, maybe it's for a bet, maybe he was just sooo bored or maybe Mycroft bullied him into it for some highly hush hush reason that has much more to do with making his baby brother happy than anything else (because Sherlock would secretly enjoy the heck out of showing off his dancing skills).

I want everyone else, from the Yarders to John just slack-jawed and struck dumb.

Re: Sherlock on Strictly Come Dancing

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded! I love it!

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Evil Anderson

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Not sure if this one's been prompted before, but anyway...

Anderson's not the idiot Sherlock thinks he is, he's simply really good at seeming like one. If you "stupidly" muck up your forensics work, you don't have to account for other... inconsistencies.

This could be a dark Dexter-like and dangerous as hell as Sherlock slowly catches on, or it could be utter crack! Honestly, I've no idea. Right. Go!

Sherlock divorces his Work and finally has eyes for John

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
something happens on a case, and in a fit of [insert chosen emotion here], Sherlock divorces his Work. But he still has custody of Lestrade so he still take cases.

In the divorce, Sherlock falls for John. Except... Sherlock realises he's not gay. Yes, he's fallen emotionally in love with John but there's no sexual arousal. Sherlock doesn't hide his emotions from John, and he openly says he loves John at the right times or when he's in awe of John. John and Sherlock have these silent moments where they just stare into each other's eyes with an expression of "this can't be happening, I give up". They love each other but alas... John doesn't have a vagina.

Sherlock becomes friendly with Molly but there's none of that emotional love for her and Sherlock laments. WHY MUST LOVE BE SO HARD?!